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Friday
Wrestlemania 28 is officially the highest purchased PPV ever.
Impact got a .97, just slightly down from last week.
Smackdown
Date: October 26, 2012
Location: Dunkin' Donuts Center, Providence, Rhode Island
Commentators: Josh Matthews, John Bradshaw Layfield
It's the final show before the PPV and I think everything major is set. We finally know the tag title match so you can probably expect to see some more about that. After the disaster of a Raw this week, maybe Smackdown can redeem things a bit. If nothing else, Sheamus vs. Big Show is probably the best feud going in the WWE right now. Let that sink in for a minute. Let's get to it.
Here's Orton to open the show. As he comes to the ring, we get a history of Orton vs. Del Rio, including the graphic for their match on Sunday. Does anyone else find it stupid looking when they have the video game graphics in the background? It takes away how serious the feud is supposed to be. Orton says he doesn't hate Del Rio for attacking him last week, but rather why the attack happened. If it was because Del Rio was embarrassed for losing to Sheamus over and over, that's one thing. But doing it and pretending to be a tough guy was a mistake.
Orton says he'll be honest with Del Rio: on Sunday, Alberto is getting the most brutal beating of his life. Alberto cuts Randy off and says they're doing this on Del Rio's terms. Randy isn't a viper but rather a garden snake. Orton says no one here knows what Del Rio just said. Apparently Del Rio is all talk and is a spineless bottom feeder with no cajones. Randy's words, not mine. Del Rio starts to come to the ring with Orton saying bring it on, but here's Barrett from behind to jump Orton.
Post break Del Rio is in the back when Teddy comes up. Before anything can be said, Barrett comes up and asks if that was what Del Rio was looking for. It's Barrett vs. Orton tonight.
Kane vs. Cody Rhodes
Bryan and Sandow are on commentary. Kane takes him into the corner to start as Bryan and Sandow argue back and forth. There's the top rope clothesline followed by an uppercut to put Cody down. Cody escapes a side slam and hits a running knee to the face of Kane. A Disaster Kick winds up being a dropkick for two and Cody goes for the knee. Sandow and Bryan argue over whose beard is better. Josh: Damien what is your IQ approaching? Sandow: It's approaching infinity. I become smarter merely by sitting here. Cody tries that uppercut from the mat of his but Kane grabs him for the chokeslam and pin at 3:15.
Booker comes in to see Show, who is face to face with Sheamus tonight. Booker requests professionalism tonight but Show cuts him off. Show won't cause any trouble because he's got nothing left to prove until Sunday. I keep forgetting how tall Booker is.
The Miz vs. Yoshi Tatsu
There's a name I haven't seen in awhile. Feeling out process to start with Miz taking him down via a shoulder. They head to the floor with Tatsu having his back rammed into the barricade. A boot to the side of Yoshi's head puts him down and Miz puts on a reverse chinlock with a hand full of face. Another running boot to the face takes Tatsu down. A belly to back suplex is countered into a cross body for two for Yoshi. Miz's short DDT puts Yoshi right back down and it's the Skull Crushing Finale for the pin at 4:02.
Video on the Egyptian tour.
Raw ReBound is Ryback destroying Punk on Monday.
We also get a video from Main Event with Heyman talking (on the monitor) about how Ryback isn't in Punk's league. Now when Miz (who is in the ring at this point. On Main Event that is) faced Ryback, he took his beating like a man. Ziggler losing to Ryback has no correlation with Punk because Punk is a much better strategist than Ryback.
It's ANOTHER recap about the Divas situation with Kaitlyn saying she has proof of Eve being behind the attack at Night of Champions.
In Booker's office, Aksana says it was a text from Eve and not an e-mail. Teddy tries to make sense of this whole story, which boils down to Eve is behind everything. Booker says if this is true, then Eve is off his staff. Eve says she's too trustworthy and leaves her iPad and iPhone out with no pass code on it. More yelling ensues between all four girls in the office until it's announced as Eve vs. Layla vs. Kaitlyn for the title. Tonight it's a tag match though.
Randy Orton vs. Wade Barrett
Barrett is sent to the floor very quickly with Orton following and in full control. Back in and Orton does his circle stomp before hooking a chinlock. Barrett comes back and sends Randy into the buckle but Orton clotheslines him down and drops a knee. They head to the floor with Orton being rammed face first into the apron a few times. As they come back in, Orton's Elevated DDT is countered and Barrett sends him back to the floor.
Randy gets sent into the table and we take a break. Back with Barrett holding a chinlock, only for Orton to elbow out of it. Scratch that comeback as Orton gets taken right back down by Wade. Barrett puts Orton in the ropes and hits that running big boot to the face that looks awesome. A backbreaker gets two for Barrett and it's off to a reverse chinlock. Barrett fires off knees to the ribs of Orton followed by a clothesline for two.
Barrett tries going up top but gets crotched and eventually superplexed down for two. Randy starts his finishing sequence with the clotheslines and a powerslam. The place freaks out over the RKO coming up but Barrett comes back with the Winds of Change for two. Barrett misses the Souvenir and gets caught in Orton's over the back backbreaker. Now the Elevated DDT hits and Orton loads up the RKO, but here's Del Rio. The distraction lets Barrett hit the Souvenir for the pin at 9:12 shown of 12:42.
Post match Del Rio attacks but neither the cross armbreaker or the RKO can hit.
Aksana/Eve Torres vs. Kaitlyn/Layla
Layla and Aksana get things going but it's off to Kaitlyn. Aksana continues to be the current worst worker on the roster so thankfully it's off to Eve. She pounds on Kaitly a bit but a backsplash hits knees. Eve blocks the tag to Layla so we get more Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn runs over both heel girls and Layla kicks Aksana in the ribs. Layla misses a high kick and knocks Kaitlyn out, giving Eve the pin on Kaitlyn at 3:43.
Raw ReBound sums up the Vickie/AJ/Cena stuff.
Sheamus doesn't believe Show will be calm tonight.
Kane tells Bryan that he won his match so if Bryan loses, it's clear that Bryan is the weak link.
Daniel Bryan vs. Damien Sandow
Sandow offers the audience some better words than YES to use, such as undoubtedly his beard is better than Bryans and absolutely the Rhodes Scholars will win the titles on Sunday. Kane and Bryan are in on commentary now. They start on the floor before Bryan takes over with kicks in the corner back inside. Bryan works on the arm as we take a break. Back with Sandow on the floor and Bryan firing off kicks.
Back in and Sandow hits the Russian legsweep and the windup elbow for two. Off to a chinlock before Sandow fires away right hands to the head. Kane won't say a thing. Bryan starts firing off the YES Kicks and backdrops Damien to the floor. There's a suicide dive and Cody gets in Bryan's face. Kane goes after Sandow but no DQ has been called yet. Cody posts Bryan and Sandow slides in for the Terminus and the pin at 5:00 shown of 8:30.
Here are Sheamus and Big Show for their face to face time. There's a ton of security here just in case. Show lists off a lot of famous finishers that the KO Punch is stronger than, including the Brogue Kick which they've proven scientifically. Sheamus says the KO Punch has to connect to work, so Show gives us some footage from a few weeks ago where he blocked the Brogue Kick.
Show says the Kick can't get high enough and it's a matter of physics that says Sheamus can't beat him. If Sheamus thinks he can win, he's either stupid or delusional. Sheamus there there are two thinks he loves: cold ale on a hot day and a good fight. The idea of fighting Show has his mouth watering. Sheamus again says that the title he holds today is the same as the WCW Title.
The champ is looking forward to fighting Show because he's the ultimate fight. Show says Sheamus is scared but Sheamus says he doesn't care how many Brogue Kicks it takes. Sheamus shouts that the time for fighting is now and it's on. The security all gets tossed out but Show leaves before fighting Sheamus. Good hard sell for the title match here which you don't get enough of anymore.
Results
Kane b. Cody Rhodes Chokeslam
The Miz b. Yoshi Tatsu Skull Crushing Finale
Wade Barrett b. Randy Orton Souvenir
Eve Torres/Aksana b. Layla/Kaitlyn Torres pinned Kaitlyn after a high kick from Layla
Damien Sandow b. Daniel Bryan Terminus
Saturday
Lillian Garcia was hit by a car. She's stable and her life isn't in jeopardy.
Sunday
Hell in a Cell 2012
Date: October 28, 2012
Location: Phillips Arena, Atlanta, Georgia
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jim Ross, John Bradshaw Layfield
The main event here is Ryback vs. Punk and there's one thing I love about it: I have no idea who is going to win. They really could go either way and as a big supporter of Rybac, I'd love to see it. The main event is in need of a major change, so why not Ryback? The main issue for him though is that the fans are going to have the Goldberg chants going on high tonight. The Sheamus vs. Big Show match should be good too. Let's get to it.
On the preshow, here's Cena to address the AJ/Vickie/Cena story. Apparently Vickie has evidence of the inappropriate relationship which she'll show tomorrow on Raw. Tonight, Cena is answering questions from social media. The first questions is about him passing a torch to Ryback. Cena says no but he never had any fire to pass. A TOUT asks what advice Cena would give Ryback for the Cell tonight. Cena says that brute strength alone isn't going to do it.
A Tweet asks if Cena could beat Ryback. Cena asks the fans who aren't really clear on an answer. He does however say if Ryback wins the title, he'd love the first shot. Another TOUT is about what was Cena's toughest match. Of course he says it's the one against Rock. Cena wants another shot of course. This isn't going anywhere is it? Another TOUT asks if Punk is the best in the world but Cena won't say yes. Another TOUT is from Dolph Ziggler asks if Cena will tell the truth. Cena says the people should cheer Dolph because he used TOUT. If Dolph is here, why not just come out here and fight?
Here's Dolph.....or make that Vickie. She says the fans are more confident in her than in Cena because Cena got his hand caught in the cookie jar. Ziggler finally charges and gets knocked right back to the floor. This was free on Youtube and I feel like I deserve a refund after sitting through it.
Now on to the actual show.
The opening video is about the two world title matches, just as it should be.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Randy Orton
That's quite the opener. Orton immediately jumps Del Rio and we're out on the floor very quickly. Alberto goes face first into the announce table and back inside we get the Orton Stomp. Orton stomps away in the corner until the referee pulls him off. Alberto throws him to the apron and rams the arm into the bar connecting the buckle to the post. Back in and Del Rio hooks a kind of armbar followed by something close to the armbreaker over the top rope.
Orton's shoulder goes into the post and Randy is in big trouble. Alberto hooks a different kind of armbar to keep control. It's nice to see the holds used being mixed up as watching the same stuff over and over again gets old in a hurry. Orton jumps over Del Rio out of the corner and grabs a rollup for two. Del Rio hits a DDT on the arm for two and puts on yet another kind of armbar, followed by another armbreaker over the rope. This time though Orton shoves Del Rio off and out to the floor. Basic storytelling and psychology there but it worked just as well.
Orton sets for the powerslam back inside but Del Rio hangs onto the ropes. More good psychology there as you can only have Orton or anyone use the same moves so many times before someone sees it coming. Del Rio tries the armbreaker but Orton makes the rope almost immediately. The backbreaker from Randy looks to set up the Elevated DDT but Del Rio counters into another shot on the arm. Alberto tries the RKO but gets countered into the Elevated DDT.
Randy tries the mat pounding but hurts his bad arm again. Nice touch there again. Del Rio hits the Backstabber for two but the armbreaker is countered into the powerslam for two. They go to the corner but Orton gets shoved off. He hangs on by the ropes but Del Rio hits a double stomp to Orton's chest for two. This has been way better than I was expecting.
Just as I say that, Del Rio goes up and I think is supposed to jump into the RKO, but instead he just lands next to Orton and they're completely out of sync now. The RKO is countered as Orton is sent into the corner where Ricardo rams the arm into the post. There's the armbreaker but Orton somehow hangs on and rolls on top of Del Rio for two. Del Rio tries the running enziguri in the corner but Orton ducks and catches Del Rio in the RKO as he comes down for the pin at 13:06. That didn't have the impact they were looking for I don't think.
We recap the AJ/Vickie/Cena stuff and Vickie says she's got the pictures to prove the affair happened. Vickie turns around and runs into Heyman. Paul wants the match canceled but Vickie will have none of it. Heyman snaps at the theory that Ryback scares Punk and goes off on Vickie for a bit. Vickie continues to do nothing for me at all.
Tag Titles: HELL NO vs. Rhodes Scholars
The Scholars won this shot in a long tournament. In case it's not clear, HELL NO is defending. The Scholars say that there's one thing for sure: at the end of the night they'll be able to say WE ARE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Funny stuff. Bryan vs. Sandow (in dark gray trunks, just like Cody) starts things off and Bryan hits a running knee to Damien's ribs. Off to Kane for a low dropkick before it's off to Cody for the same move for two.
Cody gets caught in the champions' corner and it's back to Bryan for some rapid fire kicks in the corner. Kane comes in again and throws Cody around again until Damien gets in a chop block to take Kane's knee out. More leg work keeps Kane down but Sandow jumps into an uppercut. There's the tag to Bryan who moonsaults over Sandow in the corner and hits a running clothesline to take Damien down. There are the NO Kicks and the Scholars are both sent to the floor. Bryan hits a BIG suicide dive to take them both out.
As they head back in, Cody grabs Bryan's leg and Sandow knocks Daniel into the barricade. Back in and a running knee gets two for Rhodes as we enter the tag team formula mode. Bryan plays Ricky Morton for a bit as Cody comes in to work on the arm a bit. Bryan punches his way out of the corner but a knee to Bryan's ribs takes him right back down. Off to Sandow again who pounds on the ribs for two.
Sandow's windup elbow gets two (I'm not even going to try to spell the real name) and it's off to a chinlock. Kane: COME ON GOAT FACE LET'S GO! That actually works as Bryan almost gets the NO Lock before hooking a drop toehold to send Sandow into the middle buckle. A double tag brings in Cody to face the fresh Kane and the Big Fried Freak takes over. The sidewalk slam gets two and the top rope clothesline kills Cody. Kane signals for the chokeslam but Bryan tags himself in and hits a Swan Dive, but Kane breaks up the cover.
Sandow pulls Kane to the floor and gets punched in the face. Bryan backdrops Cody to the floor onto Kane and misses the running knee, taking out Kane by mistake. The champs get into a shoving match and a pair of baseball slides take out Kane. Back in and Cody hits Cross Rhodes on Bryan but Kane makes the save. Kane is losing it and destroys everyone in sight drawing a lame DQ at 13:30 for beating on Sandow in the corner.
Sandow gets a chokeslam post match.
Miz talks about how Kofi brings mediocrity and mediocrity brings the end of civilization, so Kofi brings the end of the world. It ties into a show coming up about people who are preparing for doomsday if that clears up anything.
Intercontinental Title: The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston
The inflatable AWESOME from the Mania match with Cena is back. Kofi is defending and this is a rematch from a few weeks ago on Main Event. Both guys try and miss their finishers less than thirty seconds in, sending Miz to the floor to regroup. How much regrouping do you need after half a minute? Kofi jumps over the steps on the floor but Miz kicks his head off to take over. That gets two back in the ring and things slow down a bit.
Off to a chinlock for awhile followed by a clothesline to put Kofi down. There's a top rope double ax for two and Miz punts him in the ribs. Miz's corner clothesline is blocked by a hard clothesline from the champ and both guys are down. Kofi chops Miz down and hits the Boom Drop for two. Miz runs from Trouble in Paradise but gets caught by the spinning top rope cross body for two.
The SOS is countered into half of the Reality Check but they seem to miss on something before the neckbreaker. SOS gets two and Miz hits a kind of Stunner to the leg. Miz bends the leg around the ropes and takes off the leg pad and boot from Kofi's left leg. Kofi gets to the second rope but Miz slams him off and puts on a half crab.
Kofi crawls to the ropes but Miz pulls it right back to the center. The champ counters into a cradle for two but Miz gets the same off a short DDT. Miz loads up the Finale but Kofi counters into a kind of victory roll for two. The kick misses for Kofi but the Finale can't hit again. Miz gets kicked to the floor and as he comes back in, Kofi kicks him into oblivion for the pin to retain at 10:44.
Kofi says Miz has brought out the wildcat in him and that he's proud to be the champion.
HELL NO argues again. Kane thinks Bryan almost lost because he was thinking about vegan candy. Bryan yells at Kane for bringing up Halloween when he's always wearing a mask. Kane says that Bryan has been wearing a mask since he was born on Old McDonald's Farm....AND HE SINGS THE SONG. Bryan: YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE! Kane: No. I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! I love these two.
US Title: Antonio Cesaro vs. Justin Gabriel
Since we only had three announced matches left and it's ten after 9, they had to add another match or two. Antonio says something in what sounds like German or Swiss before the match. Cesaro is defending and they've traded wins on Raw lately to set this up. Cesaro takes it to the mat as soon as the bell rings before cranking on the arm a bit. Gabriel counters a hip toss and monkey flips Cesaro down.
Justin goes up top but the champ knocks him off to the floor. Back in and a legdrop gets two for Cesaro and he pounds away with some rough looking shots to the head. An uppercut to the back of Gabriel's head gets two and it's off to a chinlock with a knee in the back of Justin. Cesaro puts him face down on the top rope and hits a running knee to the ribs. A double stomp gets another two on Gabriel and it's back to the arm. The crowd is pretty dead for this so far.
Gabriel comes back and takes Cesaro down for a quick top rope Lionsault for two. Cesaro takes Justin's head off with a clothesline for two. The champ pounds away in the corner but Gabriel comes out with a spinning DDT for two. Gabriel tries the 450 but rolls through when Cesaro moves. Cesaro goes to the floor so Justin hits a dropkick through the ropes for two. He heads back in but dives into the uppercut to knock Gabriel silly. Back in and the Neutralizer retains the title at 7:35.
Breast cancer is bad.
Video on Ryback and how unstoppable he is.
Heyman sucks up to Vickie in the back because apparently the Cell has been canceled. Vickie doesn't seem to understand what he's talking about. The match is still on.
Prime Time Players vs. Rey Mysterio/Sin Cara
Sin Cara and Darren start things off with Young slapping him around on the mat. Cara headscissors him down and there's the tag to Rey. Cara has what looks like a Mysterio mask on the back of his own mask. The main event for Main Event this coming week is these four teaming with Del Rio and Orton respectively. Yep the card is already falling down. Off to Titus for some power to take over on Mysterio. A double elbow by the Players take Rey down and Young comes in for some near falls.
Off to a quick reverse chinlock by Young but Titus charges into a boot in the corner to let the masked guys make a tag. Back to Cara who speeds things up and hits a top rope cross body on Titus. Cara's spinning armdrag out of the corner is caught by Titus and he rams Cara into the corner. Back to Darren to pounds away a bit more before hitting the belly to back suplex onto the apron for two.
Back to Titus who suplexes Young onto Sin for two. JR says the Players are trying to get a big payday for a win on a major PPV. What exactly would be a minor PPV? Titus yells at Cara in the corner and tells him to speak English, which will probably be a fine for O'Neal. Titus puts on a kind of abdominal stretch before slamming him down for two. Back to Young for a backbreaker which gets two. Titus gets in a three point stance but charges into the post.
Cara hits a kind of standing Sliced Bread #2 and makes the hot tag to Rey. Mysterio speeds things up and hits a tilt-a-whirl DDT on Darren for two. JR: Keeping up with Rey is like trying to pour smoke through a keyhole. JBL: Who would want to do that? Cara dives on Titus on the floor as Rey counters the gutbuster from Young into the 619 and top rope splash for the pin at 12:50.
Cara may have hurt his neck but he gets up on his own power. Apparently on that standing Sliced Bread he landed on the top of his head.
WWE is promoting a Rolling Stones PPV concert.
We recap Big Show vs. Sheamus. The idea is that Sheamus can't Brogue Kick Show but he wants to fight no matter what.
Smackdown World Title: Big Show vs. sheamus
Sheamus is defending. Show throws him around to start and Sheamus tries to brawl with him. That results in the champion being knocked down into the corner and Show is in command. Ziggler is watching with the case in the back. Sheamus knocks Show to the floor and as the challenger gets back in, Sheamus fires away with all he's got. It does a bit of damage but Show shrugs it off and knocks Sheamus to the floor again.
We head to the floor with Show throwing Sheamus into the barricade. Back in and Show keeps pounding on Sheamus very slowly. He steps on Sheamus' head and knocks the champ to the floor before sending him over the announce table. This has been almost all Show so far and Sheamus is looking like a ragdoll. Back in and Show hits the Eye of the Hurricane for two. I think he used to call that the Final Cut. Sheamus tries to fight back with some punches to the ribs but Show throws him over the top to the floor.
As Sheamus comes back in, he hits the slingshot shoulder but charges right into a superkick for two. Show knocks him down again with Sheamus only being able to get in some punches before charging into a bearhug. Show gets on his knee instead of picking Sheamus up, allowing Sheamus to hit some forearms. A slam doesn't work at all and the Vader Bomb Elbow gets two for Show. He calls for the chokeslam but Sheamus counters into a DDT but the kickout sends Sheamus out to the floor.
Sheamus tries the ten forearms in the corner but Show shoves him off. The chokeslam hits but it only gets two. Show is getting ticked off now but he can't hook the Colossal Clutch. Sheamus avoids an elbow and tries the Cloverleaf of all things but Show kicks him off. They head to the floor and Sheamus drives Show into the post a few times. Back in and Sheamus goes after the knee before hitting some ax handles to take Show down.
Sheamus hits White Noise and does it with EASE. That looked better than a lot of the AA's Cena hits on Show. That only gets two and Sheamus charges into the WMD.....for two. Show tries another punch but Sheamus kicks Show's head off.....FOR TWO. This is getting AWESOME. Sheamus gets WAY fires up but the Brogue Kick charges into the WMD for the pin and the title at 21:37.
Eve tries to talk to Booker but Booker goes to check on Sheamus. Teddy says Eve is going to lose when Ryder comes up dressed as a witch. Oh ok he's Eve. Teddy says that's one letter off.
Vince is here and Punk asks him to cancel the match. Vince asks if Punk is afraid of Ryback but Punk says no and leaves.
Divas Title: Layla vs. Eve Torres vs. Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn was attacked at Night of Champions and Layla had to defend against Eve instead of Kaitlyn. Eve won the title and was accused of attacking Kaitlyn, setting up this. The challengers double team Eve, argue a bit, and then double team Eve again. Eve and Kaitlyn finally start fighting and we get a pinfall reversal sequence. Eve comes back in and knocks Layla to the floor so she can beat on Kaitlyn a bit.
Eve works over Kaitlyn's leg with a long hold until Layla finally gets back in. A hard kick to Eve's face slows her down and Layla pounds away in the corner. A cross body gets two for Layla but Eve throws her into the splits. Eve gets thrown into the splits as well and Kaitlyn gives us a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER!!! Kaitlyn puts Layla in a Fujiwara Armbar but Eve makes the save. The crowd dies as the match starts to drag. Kaitlyn hits Stratusfaction on Eve to send her to the floor and powerslams Eve down. Eve hits a middle rope Swanton to break up the pin and covers Layla to retain the title at 6:39.
Big Show brags about getting the title back and dares anyone to try to take it from him. That sounds like a match for Ryback once he's done with Punk.
Sheamus is getting looked at.
We recap Punk vs. Ryback. Punk and Cena were feuding, then Cena got hurt and Ryback was the next best thing they could come up with. It's in the Cell because the calendar says it needs to be.
The Cell is lowered. Cole says the Cell was introduced 15 years ago. My goodness do I feel old.
Raw World Title: Ryback vs. CM Punk
I honestly don't know who is going to win here and I love that feeling. The Goldberg chants start before the music hits. Ryback has a red singlet tonight. Not much of a pop for him though. The big match intros inform us that this match will indeed be taking place inside the Cell. You know, in case you're REALLY FREAKING STUPID. The fans get fired up for the Feed Me More chant at least.
Punk immediately heads to the floor and we're in the big Cell where there's almost no room at ringside. Punk gets back in and immediately runs to the floor again. After almost a minute and a half Ryback gets his hands on Punk and chokes him in the air. Ryback kicks him in the chest and Punk is in trouble early. Punk gets a boot up in the corner but a tornado DDT is easily countered.
Punk is sent back to the floor where he tries to get out of the door. Ryback throws him into the Cell wall and then does it again. The Goldberg chants start up and Punk hides under the ring. Heyman distracts Ryback, allowing Punk to spray him with a fire extinguisher and knock Ryback into the cage. The champ finds a chair but Ryback knocks it into Punk's head. Back in and Ryback hits a Warrior gorilla press drop.
Ryback misses a charge into the corner and Punk hits a springboard clothesline to take him down. A top rope double ax only kind of hits so Punk hits a second to stagger Ryback. A third attempt is caught in midair but Punk hits a leg lariat to take Ryback down again. Punk sends him to the floor and hits the suicide dive but Ryback is slammed into the cage instead of being knocked down. Ryback easily breaks up a neckbreaker on the floor but his spear hits the steps.
Back in and Punk puts on a chinlock. We're over eight minutes into this and it's been pretty good stuff so far. Another Ryback charge hits the post and Punk smiles. Heyman: HE'S STILL ALIVE! Punk hits the running knee in the corner and a clothesline to set up the Macho Elbow for no cover. Punk brings in a kendo stick and mocks the FEED ME MORE chant.
Ryback Hulks Up and takes the stick out of Punk's hands. Ryback is all fired up now and Heyman is panicking. The fans are getting into the chant now and there's the Meathook (clothesline). Ryback loads up Shell Shock....and the referee hits Ryback low and fast counts a Punk rollup for the pin to retain at 11:45.
Ryback gets up and murders the referee as Heyman pulls Punk through the door. Ryback catches up to him though and throws Punk at the Cell, but Punk climbs up to escape. Ryback follows him and hits the Shell Shock on top of the Cell.
Ryback poses on top of the Cell to end the show.
Results
Randy Orton b. Alberto Del Rio RKO
Rhodes Scholars b. HELL NO via DQ when Kane would not stop attacking Sandow
Kofi Kingston b. The Miz Trouble in Paradise
Antonio Cesaro b. Justin Gabriel Neutralizer
Rey Mysterio/Sin Cara b. Prime Time Players Top rope splash to Young
Big Show b. Sheamus WMD
Eve Torres b. Kaitlyn and Layla Eve pinned Layla after a powerslam from Kaitlyn
CM Punk b. Ryback Rollup after a low blow from the referee
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Rhodes Scholars b. Sin Cara/Rey Mysterio Cross Rhodes to Mysterio
Kofi Kingston b. Michael McGillicutty Trouble in Paradise
Justin Gabriel b. Antonio Cesaro 450 Splash
Ryback b. The Miz Shell Shock
Dolph Ziggler b. Daniel Bryan Zig Zag
Big Show b. Kane WMD
Albeto Del Rio b. Zack Ryder Cross Armbreaker
CM Punk b. Sheamus Pin after a chokeslam from Big Show
NXT
Brodus Clay b. Camacho Splash
Trent Barreta b. Kassius Ohno Running Knee to the Face
Layla/Alicia Fox b. Paige/Audrey Marie Rollup to Marie
Bronson b. Lincoln Brodrick Inverted Figure Four
Seth Rollins b. Heath Slater Standing Sliced Bread #2
Impact Wrestling
Rob Van Dam b. Zema Ion Five Star Frog Splash
Samoa Joe b. Robbie T Koquina Clutch
Austin Aries b. Mr. Anderson Last Chancery
Tara b. Miss Tessmacher Widow's Peak
Jeff Hardy b. Kurt Angle Swanton Bomb
Smackdown
Kane b. Cody Rhodes Chokeslam
The Miz b. Yoshi Tatsu Skull Crushing Finale
Wade Barrett b. Randy Orton Souvenir
Eve Torres/Aksana b. Layla/Kaitlyn Torres pinned Kaitlyn after a high kick from Layla
Damien Sandow b. Daniel Bryan Terminus
Hell in a Cell 2012
Randy Orton b. Alberto Del Rio RKO
Rhodes Scholars b. HELL NO via DQ when Kane would not stop attacking Sandow
Kofi Kingston b. The Miz Trouble in Paradise
Antonio Cesaro b. Justin Gabriel Neutralizer
Rey Mysterio/Sin Cara b. Prime Time Players Top rope splash to Young
Big Show b. Sheamus WMD
Eve Torres b. Kaitlyn and Layla Eve pinned Layla after a powerslam from Kaitlyn
CM Punk b. Ryback Rollup after a low blow from the referee
Wrestlemania 28 is officially the highest purchased PPV ever.
Impact got a .97, just slightly down from last week.
Smackdown
Date: October 26, 2012
Location: Dunkin' Donuts Center, Providence, Rhode Island
Commentators: Josh Matthews, John Bradshaw Layfield
It's the final show before the PPV and I think everything major is set. We finally know the tag title match so you can probably expect to see some more about that. After the disaster of a Raw this week, maybe Smackdown can redeem things a bit. If nothing else, Sheamus vs. Big Show is probably the best feud going in the WWE right now. Let that sink in for a minute. Let's get to it.
Here's Orton to open the show. As he comes to the ring, we get a history of Orton vs. Del Rio, including the graphic for their match on Sunday. Does anyone else find it stupid looking when they have the video game graphics in the background? It takes away how serious the feud is supposed to be. Orton says he doesn't hate Del Rio for attacking him last week, but rather why the attack happened. If it was because Del Rio was embarrassed for losing to Sheamus over and over, that's one thing. But doing it and pretending to be a tough guy was a mistake.
Orton says he'll be honest with Del Rio: on Sunday, Alberto is getting the most brutal beating of his life. Alberto cuts Randy off and says they're doing this on Del Rio's terms. Randy isn't a viper but rather a garden snake. Orton says no one here knows what Del Rio just said. Apparently Del Rio is all talk and is a spineless bottom feeder with no cajones. Randy's words, not mine. Del Rio starts to come to the ring with Orton saying bring it on, but here's Barrett from behind to jump Orton.
Post break Del Rio is in the back when Teddy comes up. Before anything can be said, Barrett comes up and asks if that was what Del Rio was looking for. It's Barrett vs. Orton tonight.
Kane vs. Cody Rhodes
Bryan and Sandow are on commentary. Kane takes him into the corner to start as Bryan and Sandow argue back and forth. There's the top rope clothesline followed by an uppercut to put Cody down. Cody escapes a side slam and hits a running knee to the face of Kane. A Disaster Kick winds up being a dropkick for two and Cody goes for the knee. Sandow and Bryan argue over whose beard is better. Josh: Damien what is your IQ approaching? Sandow: It's approaching infinity. I become smarter merely by sitting here. Cody tries that uppercut from the mat of his but Kane grabs him for the chokeslam and pin at 3:15.
Booker comes in to see Show, who is face to face with Sheamus tonight. Booker requests professionalism tonight but Show cuts him off. Show won't cause any trouble because he's got nothing left to prove until Sunday. I keep forgetting how tall Booker is.
The Miz vs. Yoshi Tatsu
There's a name I haven't seen in awhile. Feeling out process to start with Miz taking him down via a shoulder. They head to the floor with Tatsu having his back rammed into the barricade. A boot to the side of Yoshi's head puts him down and Miz puts on a reverse chinlock with a hand full of face. Another running boot to the face takes Tatsu down. A belly to back suplex is countered into a cross body for two for Yoshi. Miz's short DDT puts Yoshi right back down and it's the Skull Crushing Finale for the pin at 4:02.
Video on the Egyptian tour.
Raw ReBound is Ryback destroying Punk on Monday.
We also get a video from Main Event with Heyman talking (on the monitor) about how Ryback isn't in Punk's league. Now when Miz (who is in the ring at this point. On Main Event that is) faced Ryback, he took his beating like a man. Ziggler losing to Ryback has no correlation with Punk because Punk is a much better strategist than Ryback.
It's ANOTHER recap about the Divas situation with Kaitlyn saying she has proof of Eve being behind the attack at Night of Champions.
In Booker's office, Aksana says it was a text from Eve and not an e-mail. Teddy tries to make sense of this whole story, which boils down to Eve is behind everything. Booker says if this is true, then Eve is off his staff. Eve says she's too trustworthy and leaves her iPad and iPhone out with no pass code on it. More yelling ensues between all four girls in the office until it's announced as Eve vs. Layla vs. Kaitlyn for the title. Tonight it's a tag match though.
Randy Orton vs. Wade Barrett
Barrett is sent to the floor very quickly with Orton following and in full control. Back in and Orton does his circle stomp before hooking a chinlock. Barrett comes back and sends Randy into the buckle but Orton clotheslines him down and drops a knee. They head to the floor with Orton being rammed face first into the apron a few times. As they come back in, Orton's Elevated DDT is countered and Barrett sends him back to the floor.
Randy gets sent into the table and we take a break. Back with Barrett holding a chinlock, only for Orton to elbow out of it. Scratch that comeback as Orton gets taken right back down by Wade. Barrett puts Orton in the ropes and hits that running big boot to the face that looks awesome. A backbreaker gets two for Barrett and it's off to a reverse chinlock. Barrett fires off knees to the ribs of Orton followed by a clothesline for two.
Barrett tries going up top but gets crotched and eventually superplexed down for two. Randy starts his finishing sequence with the clotheslines and a powerslam. The place freaks out over the RKO coming up but Barrett comes back with the Winds of Change for two. Barrett misses the Souvenir and gets caught in Orton's over the back backbreaker. Now the Elevated DDT hits and Orton loads up the RKO, but here's Del Rio. The distraction lets Barrett hit the Souvenir for the pin at 9:12 shown of 12:42.
Post match Del Rio attacks but neither the cross armbreaker or the RKO can hit.
Aksana/Eve Torres vs. Kaitlyn/Layla
Layla and Aksana get things going but it's off to Kaitlyn. Aksana continues to be the current worst worker on the roster so thankfully it's off to Eve. She pounds on Kaitly a bit but a backsplash hits knees. Eve blocks the tag to Layla so we get more Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn runs over both heel girls and Layla kicks Aksana in the ribs. Layla misses a high kick and knocks Kaitlyn out, giving Eve the pin on Kaitlyn at 3:43.
Raw ReBound sums up the Vickie/AJ/Cena stuff.
Sheamus doesn't believe Show will be calm tonight.
Kane tells Bryan that he won his match so if Bryan loses, it's clear that Bryan is the weak link.
Daniel Bryan vs. Damien Sandow
Sandow offers the audience some better words than YES to use, such as undoubtedly his beard is better than Bryans and absolutely the Rhodes Scholars will win the titles on Sunday. Kane and Bryan are in on commentary now. They start on the floor before Bryan takes over with kicks in the corner back inside. Bryan works on the arm as we take a break. Back with Sandow on the floor and Bryan firing off kicks.
Back in and Sandow hits the Russian legsweep and the windup elbow for two. Off to a chinlock before Sandow fires away right hands to the head. Kane won't say a thing. Bryan starts firing off the YES Kicks and backdrops Damien to the floor. There's a suicide dive and Cody gets in Bryan's face. Kane goes after Sandow but no DQ has been called yet. Cody posts Bryan and Sandow slides in for the Terminus and the pin at 5:00 shown of 8:30.
Here are Sheamus and Big Show for their face to face time. There's a ton of security here just in case. Show lists off a lot of famous finishers that the KO Punch is stronger than, including the Brogue Kick which they've proven scientifically. Sheamus says the KO Punch has to connect to work, so Show gives us some footage from a few weeks ago where he blocked the Brogue Kick.
Show says the Kick can't get high enough and it's a matter of physics that says Sheamus can't beat him. If Sheamus thinks he can win, he's either stupid or delusional. Sheamus there there are two thinks he loves: cold ale on a hot day and a good fight. The idea of fighting Show has his mouth watering. Sheamus again says that the title he holds today is the same as the WCW Title.
The champ is looking forward to fighting Show because he's the ultimate fight. Show says Sheamus is scared but Sheamus says he doesn't care how many Brogue Kicks it takes. Sheamus shouts that the time for fighting is now and it's on. The security all gets tossed out but Show leaves before fighting Sheamus. Good hard sell for the title match here which you don't get enough of anymore.
Results
Kane b. Cody Rhodes Chokeslam
The Miz b. Yoshi Tatsu Skull Crushing Finale
Wade Barrett b. Randy Orton Souvenir
Eve Torres/Aksana b. Layla/Kaitlyn Torres pinned Kaitlyn after a high kick from Layla
Damien Sandow b. Daniel Bryan Terminus
Saturday
Lillian Garcia was hit by a car. She's stable and her life isn't in jeopardy.
Sunday
Hell in a Cell 2012
Date: October 28, 2012
Location: Phillips Arena, Atlanta, Georgia
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jim Ross, John Bradshaw Layfield
The main event here is Ryback vs. Punk and there's one thing I love about it: I have no idea who is going to win. They really could go either way and as a big supporter of Rybac, I'd love to see it. The main event is in need of a major change, so why not Ryback? The main issue for him though is that the fans are going to have the Goldberg chants going on high tonight. The Sheamus vs. Big Show match should be good too. Let's get to it.
On the preshow, here's Cena to address the AJ/Vickie/Cena story. Apparently Vickie has evidence of the inappropriate relationship which she'll show tomorrow on Raw. Tonight, Cena is answering questions from social media. The first questions is about him passing a torch to Ryback. Cena says no but he never had any fire to pass. A TOUT asks what advice Cena would give Ryback for the Cell tonight. Cena says that brute strength alone isn't going to do it.
A Tweet asks if Cena could beat Ryback. Cena asks the fans who aren't really clear on an answer. He does however say if Ryback wins the title, he'd love the first shot. Another TOUT is about what was Cena's toughest match. Of course he says it's the one against Rock. Cena wants another shot of course. This isn't going anywhere is it? Another TOUT asks if Punk is the best in the world but Cena won't say yes. Another TOUT is from Dolph Ziggler asks if Cena will tell the truth. Cena says the people should cheer Dolph because he used TOUT. If Dolph is here, why not just come out here and fight?
Here's Dolph.....or make that Vickie. She says the fans are more confident in her than in Cena because Cena got his hand caught in the cookie jar. Ziggler finally charges and gets knocked right back to the floor. This was free on Youtube and I feel like I deserve a refund after sitting through it.
Now on to the actual show.
The opening video is about the two world title matches, just as it should be.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Randy Orton
That's quite the opener. Orton immediately jumps Del Rio and we're out on the floor very quickly. Alberto goes face first into the announce table and back inside we get the Orton Stomp. Orton stomps away in the corner until the referee pulls him off. Alberto throws him to the apron and rams the arm into the bar connecting the buckle to the post. Back in and Del Rio hooks a kind of armbar followed by something close to the armbreaker over the top rope.
Orton's shoulder goes into the post and Randy is in big trouble. Alberto hooks a different kind of armbar to keep control. It's nice to see the holds used being mixed up as watching the same stuff over and over again gets old in a hurry. Orton jumps over Del Rio out of the corner and grabs a rollup for two. Del Rio hits a DDT on the arm for two and puts on yet another kind of armbar, followed by another armbreaker over the rope. This time though Orton shoves Del Rio off and out to the floor. Basic storytelling and psychology there but it worked just as well.
Orton sets for the powerslam back inside but Del Rio hangs onto the ropes. More good psychology there as you can only have Orton or anyone use the same moves so many times before someone sees it coming. Del Rio tries the armbreaker but Orton makes the rope almost immediately. The backbreaker from Randy looks to set up the Elevated DDT but Del Rio counters into another shot on the arm. Alberto tries the RKO but gets countered into the Elevated DDT.
Randy tries the mat pounding but hurts his bad arm again. Nice touch there again. Del Rio hits the Backstabber for two but the armbreaker is countered into the powerslam for two. They go to the corner but Orton gets shoved off. He hangs on by the ropes but Del Rio hits a double stomp to Orton's chest for two. This has been way better than I was expecting.
Just as I say that, Del Rio goes up and I think is supposed to jump into the RKO, but instead he just lands next to Orton and they're completely out of sync now. The RKO is countered as Orton is sent into the corner where Ricardo rams the arm into the post. There's the armbreaker but Orton somehow hangs on and rolls on top of Del Rio for two. Del Rio tries the running enziguri in the corner but Orton ducks and catches Del Rio in the RKO as he comes down for the pin at 13:06. That didn't have the impact they were looking for I don't think.
We recap the AJ/Vickie/Cena stuff and Vickie says she's got the pictures to prove the affair happened. Vickie turns around and runs into Heyman. Paul wants the match canceled but Vickie will have none of it. Heyman snaps at the theory that Ryback scares Punk and goes off on Vickie for a bit. Vickie continues to do nothing for me at all.
Tag Titles: HELL NO vs. Rhodes Scholars
The Scholars won this shot in a long tournament. In case it's not clear, HELL NO is defending. The Scholars say that there's one thing for sure: at the end of the night they'll be able to say WE ARE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Funny stuff. Bryan vs. Sandow (in dark gray trunks, just like Cody) starts things off and Bryan hits a running knee to Damien's ribs. Off to Kane for a low dropkick before it's off to Cody for the same move for two.
Cody gets caught in the champions' corner and it's back to Bryan for some rapid fire kicks in the corner. Kane comes in again and throws Cody around again until Damien gets in a chop block to take Kane's knee out. More leg work keeps Kane down but Sandow jumps into an uppercut. There's the tag to Bryan who moonsaults over Sandow in the corner and hits a running clothesline to take Damien down. There are the NO Kicks and the Scholars are both sent to the floor. Bryan hits a BIG suicide dive to take them both out.
As they head back in, Cody grabs Bryan's leg and Sandow knocks Daniel into the barricade. Back in and a running knee gets two for Rhodes as we enter the tag team formula mode. Bryan plays Ricky Morton for a bit as Cody comes in to work on the arm a bit. Bryan punches his way out of the corner but a knee to Bryan's ribs takes him right back down. Off to Sandow again who pounds on the ribs for two.
Sandow's windup elbow gets two (I'm not even going to try to spell the real name) and it's off to a chinlock. Kane: COME ON GOAT FACE LET'S GO! That actually works as Bryan almost gets the NO Lock before hooking a drop toehold to send Sandow into the middle buckle. A double tag brings in Cody to face the fresh Kane and the Big Fried Freak takes over. The sidewalk slam gets two and the top rope clothesline kills Cody. Kane signals for the chokeslam but Bryan tags himself in and hits a Swan Dive, but Kane breaks up the cover.
Sandow pulls Kane to the floor and gets punched in the face. Bryan backdrops Cody to the floor onto Kane and misses the running knee, taking out Kane by mistake. The champs get into a shoving match and a pair of baseball slides take out Kane. Back in and Cody hits Cross Rhodes on Bryan but Kane makes the save. Kane is losing it and destroys everyone in sight drawing a lame DQ at 13:30 for beating on Sandow in the corner.
Sandow gets a chokeslam post match.
Miz talks about how Kofi brings mediocrity and mediocrity brings the end of civilization, so Kofi brings the end of the world. It ties into a show coming up about people who are preparing for doomsday if that clears up anything.
Intercontinental Title: The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston
The inflatable AWESOME from the Mania match with Cena is back. Kofi is defending and this is a rematch from a few weeks ago on Main Event. Both guys try and miss their finishers less than thirty seconds in, sending Miz to the floor to regroup. How much regrouping do you need after half a minute? Kofi jumps over the steps on the floor but Miz kicks his head off to take over. That gets two back in the ring and things slow down a bit.
Off to a chinlock for awhile followed by a clothesline to put Kofi down. There's a top rope double ax for two and Miz punts him in the ribs. Miz's corner clothesline is blocked by a hard clothesline from the champ and both guys are down. Kofi chops Miz down and hits the Boom Drop for two. Miz runs from Trouble in Paradise but gets caught by the spinning top rope cross body for two.
The SOS is countered into half of the Reality Check but they seem to miss on something before the neckbreaker. SOS gets two and Miz hits a kind of Stunner to the leg. Miz bends the leg around the ropes and takes off the leg pad and boot from Kofi's left leg. Kofi gets to the second rope but Miz slams him off and puts on a half crab.
Kofi crawls to the ropes but Miz pulls it right back to the center. The champ counters into a cradle for two but Miz gets the same off a short DDT. Miz loads up the Finale but Kofi counters into a kind of victory roll for two. The kick misses for Kofi but the Finale can't hit again. Miz gets kicked to the floor and as he comes back in, Kofi kicks him into oblivion for the pin to retain at 10:44.
Kofi says Miz has brought out the wildcat in him and that he's proud to be the champion.
HELL NO argues again. Kane thinks Bryan almost lost because he was thinking about vegan candy. Bryan yells at Kane for bringing up Halloween when he's always wearing a mask. Kane says that Bryan has been wearing a mask since he was born on Old McDonald's Farm....AND HE SINGS THE SONG. Bryan: YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE! Kane: No. I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! I love these two.
US Title: Antonio Cesaro vs. Justin Gabriel
Since we only had three announced matches left and it's ten after 9, they had to add another match or two. Antonio says something in what sounds like German or Swiss before the match. Cesaro is defending and they've traded wins on Raw lately to set this up. Cesaro takes it to the mat as soon as the bell rings before cranking on the arm a bit. Gabriel counters a hip toss and monkey flips Cesaro down.
Justin goes up top but the champ knocks him off to the floor. Back in and a legdrop gets two for Cesaro and he pounds away with some rough looking shots to the head. An uppercut to the back of Gabriel's head gets two and it's off to a chinlock with a knee in the back of Justin. Cesaro puts him face down on the top rope and hits a running knee to the ribs. A double stomp gets another two on Gabriel and it's back to the arm. The crowd is pretty dead for this so far.
Gabriel comes back and takes Cesaro down for a quick top rope Lionsault for two. Cesaro takes Justin's head off with a clothesline for two. The champ pounds away in the corner but Gabriel comes out with a spinning DDT for two. Gabriel tries the 450 but rolls through when Cesaro moves. Cesaro goes to the floor so Justin hits a dropkick through the ropes for two. He heads back in but dives into the uppercut to knock Gabriel silly. Back in and the Neutralizer retains the title at 7:35.
Breast cancer is bad.
Video on Ryback and how unstoppable he is.
Heyman sucks up to Vickie in the back because apparently the Cell has been canceled. Vickie doesn't seem to understand what he's talking about. The match is still on.
Prime Time Players vs. Rey Mysterio/Sin Cara
Sin Cara and Darren start things off with Young slapping him around on the mat. Cara headscissors him down and there's the tag to Rey. Cara has what looks like a Mysterio mask on the back of his own mask. The main event for Main Event this coming week is these four teaming with Del Rio and Orton respectively. Yep the card is already falling down. Off to Titus for some power to take over on Mysterio. A double elbow by the Players take Rey down and Young comes in for some near falls.
Off to a quick reverse chinlock by Young but Titus charges into a boot in the corner to let the masked guys make a tag. Back to Cara who speeds things up and hits a top rope cross body on Titus. Cara's spinning armdrag out of the corner is caught by Titus and he rams Cara into the corner. Back to Darren to pounds away a bit more before hitting the belly to back suplex onto the apron for two.
Back to Titus who suplexes Young onto Sin for two. JR says the Players are trying to get a big payday for a win on a major PPV. What exactly would be a minor PPV? Titus yells at Cara in the corner and tells him to speak English, which will probably be a fine for O'Neal. Titus puts on a kind of abdominal stretch before slamming him down for two. Back to Young for a backbreaker which gets two. Titus gets in a three point stance but charges into the post.
Cara hits a kind of standing Sliced Bread #2 and makes the hot tag to Rey. Mysterio speeds things up and hits a tilt-a-whirl DDT on Darren for two. JR: Keeping up with Rey is like trying to pour smoke through a keyhole. JBL: Who would want to do that? Cara dives on Titus on the floor as Rey counters the gutbuster from Young into the 619 and top rope splash for the pin at 12:50.
Cara may have hurt his neck but he gets up on his own power. Apparently on that standing Sliced Bread he landed on the top of his head.
WWE is promoting a Rolling Stones PPV concert.
We recap Big Show vs. Sheamus. The idea is that Sheamus can't Brogue Kick Show but he wants to fight no matter what.
Smackdown World Title: Big Show vs. sheamus
Sheamus is defending. Show throws him around to start and Sheamus tries to brawl with him. That results in the champion being knocked down into the corner and Show is in command. Ziggler is watching with the case in the back. Sheamus knocks Show to the floor and as the challenger gets back in, Sheamus fires away with all he's got. It does a bit of damage but Show shrugs it off and knocks Sheamus to the floor again.
We head to the floor with Show throwing Sheamus into the barricade. Back in and Show keeps pounding on Sheamus very slowly. He steps on Sheamus' head and knocks the champ to the floor before sending him over the announce table. This has been almost all Show so far and Sheamus is looking like a ragdoll. Back in and Show hits the Eye of the Hurricane for two. I think he used to call that the Final Cut. Sheamus tries to fight back with some punches to the ribs but Show throws him over the top to the floor.
As Sheamus comes back in, he hits the slingshot shoulder but charges right into a superkick for two. Show knocks him down again with Sheamus only being able to get in some punches before charging into a bearhug. Show gets on his knee instead of picking Sheamus up, allowing Sheamus to hit some forearms. A slam doesn't work at all and the Vader Bomb Elbow gets two for Show. He calls for the chokeslam but Sheamus counters into a DDT but the kickout sends Sheamus out to the floor.
Sheamus tries the ten forearms in the corner but Show shoves him off. The chokeslam hits but it only gets two. Show is getting ticked off now but he can't hook the Colossal Clutch. Sheamus avoids an elbow and tries the Cloverleaf of all things but Show kicks him off. They head to the floor and Sheamus drives Show into the post a few times. Back in and Sheamus goes after the knee before hitting some ax handles to take Show down.
Sheamus hits White Noise and does it with EASE. That looked better than a lot of the AA's Cena hits on Show. That only gets two and Sheamus charges into the WMD.....for two. Show tries another punch but Sheamus kicks Show's head off.....FOR TWO. This is getting AWESOME. Sheamus gets WAY fires up but the Brogue Kick charges into the WMD for the pin and the title at 21:37.
Eve tries to talk to Booker but Booker goes to check on Sheamus. Teddy says Eve is going to lose when Ryder comes up dressed as a witch. Oh ok he's Eve. Teddy says that's one letter off.
Vince is here and Punk asks him to cancel the match. Vince asks if Punk is afraid of Ryback but Punk says no and leaves.
Divas Title: Layla vs. Eve Torres vs. Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn was attacked at Night of Champions and Layla had to defend against Eve instead of Kaitlyn. Eve won the title and was accused of attacking Kaitlyn, setting up this. The challengers double team Eve, argue a bit, and then double team Eve again. Eve and Kaitlyn finally start fighting and we get a pinfall reversal sequence. Eve comes back in and knocks Layla to the floor so she can beat on Kaitlyn a bit.
Eve works over Kaitlyn's leg with a long hold until Layla finally gets back in. A hard kick to Eve's face slows her down and Layla pounds away in the corner. A cross body gets two for Layla but Eve throws her into the splits. Eve gets thrown into the splits as well and Kaitlyn gives us a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER!!! Kaitlyn puts Layla in a Fujiwara Armbar but Eve makes the save. The crowd dies as the match starts to drag. Kaitlyn hits Stratusfaction on Eve to send her to the floor and powerslams Eve down. Eve hits a middle rope Swanton to break up the pin and covers Layla to retain the title at 6:39.
Big Show brags about getting the title back and dares anyone to try to take it from him. That sounds like a match for Ryback once he's done with Punk.
Sheamus is getting looked at.
We recap Punk vs. Ryback. Punk and Cena were feuding, then Cena got hurt and Ryback was the next best thing they could come up with. It's in the Cell because the calendar says it needs to be.
The Cell is lowered. Cole says the Cell was introduced 15 years ago. My goodness do I feel old.
Raw World Title: Ryback vs. CM Punk
I honestly don't know who is going to win here and I love that feeling. The Goldberg chants start before the music hits. Ryback has a red singlet tonight. Not much of a pop for him though. The big match intros inform us that this match will indeed be taking place inside the Cell. You know, in case you're REALLY FREAKING STUPID. The fans get fired up for the Feed Me More chant at least.
Punk immediately heads to the floor and we're in the big Cell where there's almost no room at ringside. Punk gets back in and immediately runs to the floor again. After almost a minute and a half Ryback gets his hands on Punk and chokes him in the air. Ryback kicks him in the chest and Punk is in trouble early. Punk gets a boot up in the corner but a tornado DDT is easily countered.
Punk is sent back to the floor where he tries to get out of the door. Ryback throws him into the Cell wall and then does it again. The Goldberg chants start up and Punk hides under the ring. Heyman distracts Ryback, allowing Punk to spray him with a fire extinguisher and knock Ryback into the cage. The champ finds a chair but Ryback knocks it into Punk's head. Back in and Ryback hits a Warrior gorilla press drop.
Ryback misses a charge into the corner and Punk hits a springboard clothesline to take him down. A top rope double ax only kind of hits so Punk hits a second to stagger Ryback. A third attempt is caught in midair but Punk hits a leg lariat to take Ryback down again. Punk sends him to the floor and hits the suicide dive but Ryback is slammed into the cage instead of being knocked down. Ryback easily breaks up a neckbreaker on the floor but his spear hits the steps.
Back in and Punk puts on a chinlock. We're over eight minutes into this and it's been pretty good stuff so far. Another Ryback charge hits the post and Punk smiles. Heyman: HE'S STILL ALIVE! Punk hits the running knee in the corner and a clothesline to set up the Macho Elbow for no cover. Punk brings in a kendo stick and mocks the FEED ME MORE chant.
Ryback Hulks Up and takes the stick out of Punk's hands. Ryback is all fired up now and Heyman is panicking. The fans are getting into the chant now and there's the Meathook (clothesline). Ryback loads up Shell Shock....and the referee hits Ryback low and fast counts a Punk rollup for the pin to retain at 11:45.
Ryback gets up and murders the referee as Heyman pulls Punk through the door. Ryback catches up to him though and throws Punk at the Cell, but Punk climbs up to escape. Ryback follows him and hits the Shell Shock on top of the Cell.
Ryback poses on top of the Cell to end the show.
Results
Randy Orton b. Alberto Del Rio RKO
Rhodes Scholars b. HELL NO via DQ when Kane would not stop attacking Sandow
Kofi Kingston b. The Miz Trouble in Paradise
Antonio Cesaro b. Justin Gabriel Neutralizer
Rey Mysterio/Sin Cara b. Prime Time Players Top rope splash to Young
Big Show b. Sheamus WMD
Eve Torres b. Kaitlyn and Layla Eve pinned Layla after a powerslam from Kaitlyn
CM Punk b. Ryback Rollup after a low blow from the referee
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Rhodes Scholars b. Sin Cara/Rey Mysterio Cross Rhodes to Mysterio
Kofi Kingston b. Michael McGillicutty Trouble in Paradise
Justin Gabriel b. Antonio Cesaro 450 Splash
Ryback b. The Miz Shell Shock
Dolph Ziggler b. Daniel Bryan Zig Zag
Big Show b. Kane WMD
Albeto Del Rio b. Zack Ryder Cross Armbreaker
CM Punk b. Sheamus Pin after a chokeslam from Big Show
NXT
Brodus Clay b. Camacho Splash
Trent Barreta b. Kassius Ohno Running Knee to the Face
Layla/Alicia Fox b. Paige/Audrey Marie Rollup to Marie
Bronson b. Lincoln Brodrick Inverted Figure Four
Seth Rollins b. Heath Slater Standing Sliced Bread #2
Impact Wrestling
Rob Van Dam b. Zema Ion Five Star Frog Splash
Samoa Joe b. Robbie T Koquina Clutch
Austin Aries b. Mr. Anderson Last Chancery
Tara b. Miss Tessmacher Widow's Peak
Jeff Hardy b. Kurt Angle Swanton Bomb
Smackdown
Kane b. Cody Rhodes Chokeslam
The Miz b. Yoshi Tatsu Skull Crushing Finale
Wade Barrett b. Randy Orton Souvenir
Eve Torres/Aksana b. Layla/Kaitlyn Torres pinned Kaitlyn after a high kick from Layla
Damien Sandow b. Daniel Bryan Terminus
Hell in a Cell 2012
Randy Orton b. Alberto Del Rio RKO
Rhodes Scholars b. HELL NO via DQ when Kane would not stop attacking Sandow
Kofi Kingston b. The Miz Trouble in Paradise
Antonio Cesaro b. Justin Gabriel Neutralizer
Rey Mysterio/Sin Cara b. Prime Time Players Top rope splash to Young
Big Show b. Sheamus WMD
Eve Torres b. Kaitlyn and Layla Eve pinned Layla after a powerslam from Kaitlyn
CM Punk b. Ryback Rollup after a low blow from the referee