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Friday
Smackdown
Date: March 11, 2011
Location: Toyota Center, Houston, Texas
Commentators: Michael Cole, Josh Matthews, Booker T
Off the top of my head theres nothing that I know of to expect here. I think we get Christian vs. Del Rio but Im not entirely sure. The show last week was a lot better than the previous ones so hopefully they can continue that mini streak that theyre on. Also Id expect more from HHH vs. Taker tonight so that should be good. Lets get to it.
Yes I do know my enemies: the people that picked the cast of NXT Season 5.
HHH is on Smackdown for the first time in over a year to respond to Undertaker.
Heres Edge to a BIG pop. At least I think it is. His music sounds like cheering at first. We recap the contract signing from last week. Teddy hoping it could go well just once was funny. Christian made the save. Edge says a busted nose isnt going to stop him from getting to Del Rio at Wrestlemania. Tonight he wants a fight, not a match, and hes demanding Alberto come out here right now.
Cue Alberto and Brodus with the boss looking all ticked off. No car for this entrance at least. Alberto asks if Edge knows who Alberto is. Edge says Alberto is the Ricky Martin look-a-like trying to reform Menudo with King Hippo over there. Funny line but in a serious manner. Albert says hes going to replace Edges legacy with Albertos destiny. Edge says he doesnt think so and jumps both of them but Brodus gets in a shot and the beatdown is on.
Edges shoulder goes into the post and heres Christian for the save again. Christian and Brodus are very good additions to this feud as you can only have Alberto and Edge talk to each other and brawl so many times. With the non-Canadians dominating Teddy Long is here, making the obvious tag team main event. For some reason this is historic. Im not sure why but thats just what you say in wrestling.
Cole says that hes a pop icon, not just an announcer. Tonight he has the interview of the year with Cena.
Kane vs. Wade Barrett
We get a recap of the Corre vs. Big Show with Kane getting involved in said feud last week. Barrett says Kane has made some mistakes, including not accepting what Corre did for him recently. Barrett calls Kane a great big chemical experiment mistake. Barrett goes right for him and takes over to start us off. Kane fires back and its a brawl in the early going.
And never mind as Corre is here 42 seconds in. Big Show comes out with a chair for the save and we take a break.
Big Show/Kane vs. Heath Slater/Wade Barrett
This is in progress when we get back as Show beats up Slater. Off to Barrett now who gets beaten down also. Show chops away at him in the corner and adds a clothesline. Chokeslam misses though and Barrett goes after the knee. He stomps Show down and its off to Slater. How did Barrett go from the biggest heel in the company to this in just a few months?
Slater chokes away and Booker doesnt seem that worried about Show. Apparently the champion should be listened to as Show gets up and drops Slater on his back to break it up. Lukewarm tag to Kane who destroys Slater and takes down Barrett also. Big boot sets up the call for the chokeslam but Corre comes in AGAIN and its another DQ at 3:20.
Big beatdown follows until Show grabs a chair. Down goes everyone in Corre as Show stands very tall. And then he takes the chair and cracks Kane over the back with it as payback for last week.
Rey is up next.
Scratch that as instead were going to waste about 10 minutes on the Austin/JBL/Cole segment first. Again, couldnt we use this time on a wrestling show for, like, wrestling?
Back with Cole comparing that night to being a war correspondent. Thats almost like comparing 9/11 to a steroids trial. Wait .
Now Cody is up next? Was Rey just forgotten or something?
Cody Rhodes vs. JTG
Cody is in a suit here. Well at least he took the jacket and tie off. JTG, the NXT pro mind you, doesnt even get an introduction. We get a clip of Dusty helping his son jump Rey a few weeks ago. Dusty telling his boy to apologize is kind of funny. Apparently Cody doesnt want to be called Dashing anymore. Cody jumps him to start and hammers away as we get a Texas Outlaws reference. He hits JTG in the face with a headbutt complete with the loaded mask and then Cross Rhodes ends it in 53 seconds, somehow the second longest match tonight so far.
We waste another 4 minutes or so by showing the HBK thing from Raw where he talks about HHH. That marks about 14 minutes of this show dedicated to just showing stuff from Raw again, or roughly 1/8 of the total time of the show including commercials. Great job guys.
Heres another Raw guy, this time John Cena, for an interview with Michael Cole. First up, another minute long clip added on from Raw, this time of Miz jumping Cena to end the show. Cena sends Cole back to the announce table and addresses Miz. He says hes done with wasting his time with BS and if Miz wants to make a statement and be the face of the WWE, then Cenas new goal is breaking the face of the WWE.
Cena gets ready to leave but Cole says he isnt done yet. Cole says Cena is underestimating Miz as Miz shut Cole up Monday. This prompts Cena to rip his shirt off and cue Swagger for the save. He gets Cena in the ankle lock but winds up taking an FU for his troubles.
Sin Cara video, which is still awesome.
Kaitlyn vs. Layla
Kaitlyn is from Houston and therefore a hometown girl. Booker says quack, quack for some reason. Are the girls are animals now according to commentators? Kaitlyn dominates to start as Layla wants help from Michelle. McCool distracts and Layla gets a kick and the Layout Neckbreaker to end this at 54 seconds. Have we warped back to Superstars in the 80s and I wasnt told???
McCool knees Kaitlyn in the back of the head post match.
Rey Mysterio vs. Drew McIntyre
The bell rings and Drew kicks Reys head off. All Drew to start as he uses size and power to take over. He shouts that Rey isnt going to Wrestlemania as we hit a modified bow and arrow. Rey fights up and tries the 619 but we head to the floor. They fight on the apron with Drew shoving him into the post and adding a backbreaker onto the apron which Ive never seen before.
Back from a break with a modified surfboard on Rey. Drew continues his dominance by sending Rey into the buckle chest first for two. He sets for the Futureshock off the top but Rey knocks Drew down for a seated senton. He tries a rotating cross body but Drew ducks for two. Drew charges into the post shoulder first and Rey hits the 619 and the top rope splash to end this at 4:30 shown of 8:00.
Post match Cody comes out and wants an answer to his challenge. Rey says he wears the mask with pride and will wear it with pride at Wrestlemania when he beats down Cody Rhodes. So the match is official.
Heres HHH to respond to what Undertaker said on Raw. What youre not going to show us that too? Ah instead we get a video on HHH, reminding us of how awesome he is. Why do I have a feeling this was laying around the office just waiting on a chance to be aired? He talks about how he saw the two greatest matches hes ever seen in the last two Wrestlemanias between Undertaker and Shawn Michaels.
The question is why couldnt Shawn win? Shawn said on Raw that it was because of emotion. Shawn went to the ring to not lose rather than win. HHHs dark side is going to keep him from having to worry about that. He can do terrible things to people and not care. That sounds like a horrible person but its true. HHH says hell beat Taker at Wrestlemania because hell have no emotion or care about what stands before him. Things that go bump in the night dont scare him. Please, not another Im not afraid of the dark promos. He thanks Taker for making it no holds barred and were done.
Christian is getting ready and Matt Striker asks him what its like to have Edge and Christian back together again. Christian talks about all the things that have happened in the last ten years, listing things like Facebook, Twitter (Christian4Peeps apparently), Charlie Sheen losing his mind and about 15 other things, but weve never seen E and C back together. Tonight we do. Edge pops up to say nothing of note.
Edge/Christian vs. Alberto Del Rio/Brodus Clay
Its a Ferrari tonight. No entrance for Brodus but he gets his name read by Ricardo. Christian vs. Brodus gets us going here. Christian sticks and moves while firing a lot of right hands. A corner splash misses and Christian wants the tornado DDT. Alberto distracts though and its a suplex off the top for Brodus to give him control. Alberto rams Christian into the railing outside but Edge chases him off.
Off to Del Rio as Edge hasnt been in yet. He starts in on Christians arm and drops a knee to the back for two. The elbow pad gets ripped off and Christian is in trouble. To the corner they go and Christian is able to knock him backwards and get a jumping back elbow off the middle rope to get us to even. Tag in to Edge and Brodus at the same time with Brodus landing a powerslam on Edge for two.
Hes Big Bad Brodus Clay according to Cole. Booker gets way too excited as usual as Edge gets up to set for the spear. Instead Brodus flattens him but misses an Umaga-like charge in the corner. Christian and Del Rio are sent to the floor. Christian pops back up and hits the tornado DDT so that Edge can drop a top rope elbow on Clay for the pin at 5:53. Never seen Edge use that before but if its a change from the spear Ill take it.
Results
Kane b. Wade Barrett via DQ when the Corre interfered
Kane/Big Show b. Wade Barrett/Heath Slater via DQ when Corre interfered
Cody Rhodes b. JTG Cross Rhodes
Layla b. Kaitlyn Layout
Rey Mysterio b. Drew McIntyre Top rope splash
Edge/Christian b. Alberto Del Rio/Brodus Clay Top rope elbow to Clay
Saturday
Rey Mysterio apparently requested his release and said he would retire if it wasnt granted. This was two weeks ago and hes still around, so you might want to take this with a grain of salt.
Sunday
Victory Road 2011
Date: March 13, 2011
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
Well this is TNAs offering for the month. Its another show with the majority of it added on at the very end with no real build to it. Yes there are stories for the matches, but that doesnt mean theres justification for asking something like 40 dollars for a show. The main event is the rematch of Sting vs. Jeff Hardy and the third #1 contender situation for Anderson. Lets get to this as its one of the least interesting shows I can remember in forever.
The opening video is the Sting mask being crawled on by a scorpion. Wow theyre banking a lot on this push.
Bully Ray vs. Tommy Dreamer
Pre match Ray runs his mouth about how awesome Hogan and Bischoff are for letting him have a run. Dreamer comes out and Ray talks about how hes run Dreamer into the ground over the years and mentions breaking his wifes neck. This is now hardcore. They brawl to start us off and Dreamer sends him to the floor as we imply Ray going to Immortal. Well if they want to drive it off a cliff why not?
A fan holds a up a chair and Dreamer rams Bubba into it. Theres some water spit into Bubbas head. This is opening a PPV in 2011. Dreamer grabs some big yellow stuffed animal (apparently from Despicable Me) to drill Ray with. Into the crowd now as my head is already hurting from this. Granted that might be due to Florida getting a 2 seed in the NCAA tournament but who knows.
They go into the balcony with the traditional carry the guy around style. Dreamer hits him in the head with something that looked like it was made of metal to continue his dominance so far. Back to ringside with Bubba getting in a big shot with some other unidentifiable weapon. Crowd is hating on Ray pretty well. Hes played the character well, but why in the world is it Bubba Ray Dudley getting this push?
Ray goes after Dreamers hand which only works to an extent. Dreamer throws some garbage cans with weapons into the ring. Good thing he had those just in case this was made hardcore I guess. They have a road block thing that has a name that I cant think of in there. Its the orange/white fence thing that is moved up when you drive through it. And theres an inflatable doll in there which Bubba lands in a 69 position with.
Splash on the doll onto Bubba gets two. Ray gets a trashcan lid shot to the head of Dreamer as Dreamer goes up top. Superplex gets no cover. Bubba Bomb is blocked into a DDT for two. Dreamer brings in a table (moving it off the love doll) which is set up in the ring like a small ramp. The fans want D-Von as Ray gets a spinning Rock Bottom for two. He sets the table for Dreamer and calls out at D-Von. The kids of D-Von come out as does D-Von and Ray takes a 3D through the table to end it.
Winter and the Beautiful People insist theyre cool. Winter says the issues have been Velvets fault. This gets a WTF look from Velvet.
Knockout Tag Titles: Rosita/Sarita vs. Winter/Angelina Love
The Mexican chicks say basic Spanish stuff. Winter is blindfolded or something and theres no Velvet, making me think the titles are changing here. Rosita and Angelina start us off but its off to Winter quickly as the champions are dominating. Bridging Northern Lights gets two. Angelina back in now as the fans chant USA for two Mexican chicks, Angelina (Canadian) and the British chick Winter.
Sarita is in now and has about as much luck as Rosita had. Theres some heel cheating and Rosita misses a front flip legdrop that was aimed at Angelinas ankles. More fast tags by the champions as they regain control quickly. Everything breaks down slightly and Sarita grabs a belt. She drops it and Rosita gets ahold of it but Velvet runs in to steal it. Winter rolls her up but no referee. Rosita reverses it and wins the titles with a pin.
Were going to have the Jarretts on vacation tonight. Theyre at Universal Studios and Karen is bored out of her mind with the rollercoasters. The kids are with them and Karen hates the kid stuff.
Morgan talks about (Shawn) Hernandez and how the Mexican company dropped him. Morgan says that after this hes going after the world title. The recap for the match is just that Hernandez came back and played the race card, setting this up. Hes in Immortal also.
Hernandez vs. Matt Morgan
This is first blood. Hernandez came out to the LAX theme which is a rarity. They head to the floor almost immediately as Morgan rushes the ring. Hernandez gets a sharp wooden stick and tries to jab it into Morgans face ala Magnum TA vs. Tully Blanchard. I apologize for comparing this to a classic like that. Hernandez ribs as the face as the fans want blood. Morgan fights back by a side slam.
Hernandez hits a Pounce as we hear about how awesome he was in AAA. He was so awesome he wasnt at their biggest show of the year last year. Hernandez hammers away until Morgan gets a discus lariat. This is rather boring if you didnt get that. Fall away slam continues Morgans lack of head shots. He grabs the stick from earlier but gets kicked in the gut to drop it.
A fan runs in and Hernandez pulls out a chain. Morgan kicks it out of his hand and drills Hernandez with it. The referee is down and Hernandez is busted open. Hernandez comes out of the corner and sprays Morgan with something that looks like fake blood or something like that. The other referee comes out of the back (I guess not watching on a monitor or something) and gives it to Hernandez.
Its Max Bucks birthday and he works as a team with his brother. Shenanigans are implied.
Kazarian interviews JB in a weird moment. He busts out a Charlie Sheen reference, making me want to end Kazarian.
Robbie E yells at someone that we cant see. Cookie is panicking about Ultimate X and Robbie says hes fine. This was idiotic if you didnt get that.
Video on Ultimate X. Its so awesome that it got thrown on at the last minute.
X-Division Title: Kazarian vs. Max Buck vs. Jeremy Buck vs. Robbie E
The idea here is the title is hung over the ring on cables that cross to form an X. You have to climb across to grab the title and cant use a ladder. Its supposed to be all about Maz remember. This is the 24th Ultimate X match in history apparently and Kazs fifth. This is kind of a weird triple that with Gen Me vs. Robbie vs. Kaz. The team beats up both guys to start us off.
Kaz fights them off for a bit and manages a springboard up to the X in a cool spot. That gets him nowhere as Robbie comes in and stomps away. Max goes up but its Robbie stopping him. Cookie is hot but the voice is annoying. Gen Me gets everyone down and goes for the belt until Robbie stops them again. Kaz is back in now and faces off with Jersey Boy.
Robbie escapes the Fade to Black (that reverse Piledriver) and gets backdropped to the floor, hitting his ankle on the steps. Gen Me wakes up again and takes down both guys one more time. Jeremy gets a sweet assisted moonsault to take Robbie and Kaz down. Max is all alone but wants Jeremy to help him up instead. Jeremy holds off Kaz and Max makes a run at it. Kaz of course saves as Robbie has a bad ankle still.
Double dropkick puts down Kaz and a baseball slide does the same to Robbie. Jeremy does this weird reverse jump to get up and holds off Kaz. This again fails and Maz, who also was trying to get the belt, is swung backwards and gets knocked off and caught in a cutter to put him down. Robbie gets up and goes for the title, only to get pulled down by Max. And never mind as Max is sent into the structure by Kaz and gets stuck. Thats different if nothing else.
Everyone is down now and Max is unhooked for a change. Kaz hits Fade to Black on Robbie but gets kicked by Jeremy. Jeremy tries to go up only to take an enziguri from the champion to put him down. Flux Capacitor (suplex/rock bottom) off the top by Kaz puts Jeremy down again. Robbie and Kaz both go across at the same time. Gen Me kicks Robbie down and swing the champion down too in a nice bump.
Jeremy goes up and Max is pissed. Max pulls him down which is the point of the match. They both go from opposite corners and both are hung by their legs upside down in the middle. They slug it out up there until Robbie grabs a ladder to take them down. Kaz goes above the X and grabs the title at the same time as Robbie. Kaz pulls it up but theres no bell. Oh there it is.
More honeymoon stuff and Karen wants champagne. Instead its a pizza. Next up: a water park.
Beer Money hits on Christy and try to get her to do the BEER MONEY thing. Basically its to hit on her and stare at her ass. Cant say I blame them. They get serious and say theyre awesome but Ink Inc is overstepping their bounds. Something about respect is mentioned.
We recap the feud, which was Ink Inc saying they want a title shot and Beer Money saying ok.
Tag Titles: Ink Inc vs. Beer Money
I could see this being good. Neal vs. Storm starts us off With no one taking over we get a double tag and some technical stuff follows. The fans are split which makes sense for once as theyre both face teams. Moore gets a leg lariat for two. Neal comes in now and takes a powerslam for two. This is taking a bit to get off the ground here.
Moore back in now and we hit the chinlock. They do some basic stuff and its one of those moments where stuff happens but nothing is going on. Its ok but there is no interest in this at all. It could be because theres no history here and its there for the sake of having a title match. Roode gets a spinebuster on Neal for two. Ink Inc takes over again as Taz isnt even sure who is legal.
Roode gets the formerly Northern Lariat (clothesline to the back of the head) to Neal and goes up top with Moore. Down goes Roode and a Whisper in the Wind to Storm gets no cover. Roode with a Rock Bottom for two. BEER MONEY thing kind of gets the crowd hot but Neal hits the spear on Storm. Neckbreaker gets two on Roode. Moore wants to use the chain but Neal disagrees. Beer Money comes back and the DWI ends Moore. I guess theyre splitting one of the two active teams worth anything.
Neal shakes their hands post match but Moore spits beer in their faces, I guess turning heel. He talks about having to be tough to win. Whatever.
Matt Hardy talks about how hes cold blood/cold blooded and will hurt AJ.
AJ Styles vs. Matt Hardy
This is just Immortal vs. Fourtune. AJ uses speed to take over and grabs a front facelock. Sweet dropkick takes Matt down. Flair interferes and here comes Matt. Here come the dueling chants also. Matt has the braided hair back too. Hes in jeans and no armbands either, making him look like a bum.
Out to the floor again where AJ is sent into the post. He counters by hitting his always awesome slide under the railing and springboard forearm. Back in the ring now with AJ taking over for awhile. Matt sends him to the floor and Flair hammers away. Thats Lockdown for these two next month people. Back in Matt grabs a submission hold which is like a body vice. Picture him setting for a double arm DDT and jumping up to wrap his legs around AJ. It looked good if nothing else.
The rope is reached so its not like it means anything. Taz says theres no escape to it, which is stupid as AJ just escaped. Flair grabs AJs balls for a bit and Matt grabs a cravate. This is boring as hell if that wasnt clear. AJ comes back and hammers away as the crowd seems a bit restless. Enziguri puts Matt down and AJ does the same. More punching follows and a big kick to the head sets up a backbreaker for two.
AJ misses a discus lariat and the Side Effect gets two. This needs to end rather soon here. Matt gets an elbow to the back of AJs head and its Twist of whatever time. Its blocked into a backslide for two and down goes AJ again. AJ gets back up and tries the Clash but Matt escapes that and gets two. Styles kind of botches his backflip into the reverse DDT but Flair distracts the referee.
Flair pokes AJ in the eye and takes a Pele for his efforts. Matt gets a DDT and a moonsault for two. END THIS ALREADY. Hey they listen to me as AJ takes Matt down and Spiral Tap of all things which AJ hasnt used in years (its a top rope twisting moonsault/splash) gets him the pin.
Back to the honeymoon with Karen snapping on Jeff. She wants sex apparently. Jeff thinks she means Kurt. This storyline has died so many times its insane. Thursday on Impact Jeff is going to call for a truce. Theyre not sure where their kids are but they all get soaked. Jeff has been a total face the entire night now.
Anderson talks about getting screwed over and more or less says hes a tweener.
We recap RVD vs. Anderson. In short, they both want the title and both say they got screwed. Somehow were talking about football. Theyre grasping at whatever straws grasp at to come up with a backstory for this match. They talk about Lockdown in the voiceover but I stopped caring a long time ago.
Rob Van Dam vs. Mr. Anderson
This is ANOTHER #1 contenders match for Anderson after he won one already. They stare it down to start and its dueling chant time with Andersons being louder. Technical stuff goes on and its a standoff. More technical stuff follows as I think this is supposed to be an epic match. They botch a leapfrog spot with Van Dam taking a head to the balls. This show is almost a comedy of errors at this point.
Rolling Thunder to Anderson as I just want this match to end at this point. Spinning legdrop to the railing misses Anderson and the leg hits the railing to give Anderson control. Anderson works the leg and its all basic as hell stuff here. Mic Check is blocked and Rolling Thunder doesnt work either. Van Dam gets a suplex to put both guys down.
Both guys go down again and this is just dragging like every other match so far. Van Dam goes shoulder first into the post and they ram heads to go down AGAIN. Now they head to the floor off a cross body and they lay around AGAIN. Anderson gets the Mic Check on the stage and Van Dam is more of less dead.
And its a double count out. The fans boo the HELL out of that and Id be with them. This somehow was 15 minutes long. Where in the world was the 15 minutes? Oh and look: MORE multi-man title matches. The fans chant to restart it and half chant no. Now its a 5 more minutes chant. Get on with it already.
We recap Sting winning the title on 3/3. He was a surprise, read the other reviews for the details.
Hardy says that he was treated unfairly and hell win tonight to bring everyone back to reality.
Sting talks about getting into the business and its music video time. Ive heard this interview before. Probably was on Impact or something. Yeah I think it was. He was at home and felt a burn. Call a doctor dude.
TNA World Title: Jeff Hardy vs. Sting
Its 10:30 and Jeff is wasting time getting to the ring. Before the match Bischoff comes out to waste MORE time. He makes it No DQ which somehow takes like two minutes. Sting drops him and the Scorpion Death Drop ends this in less than a minute. That was their first contact of the match. I kid you not. Are they serious?
We get a highlight video to fill in 6 minutes to end the show.
Results
Tommy Dreamer b. Bully Ray 3D with help from D-Von
Rosita/Sarita b. Winter/Angelina Love Rollup to Winter
Hernandez b. Matt Morgan Hernandez squirted blood on Morgan
Kazarian b. Max Buck, Jeremy Buck and Robbie E Kazarian pulled down the Title
Beer Money b. Ink Inc DWI to Moore
AJ Styles b. Matt Hardy Spiral Tap
Mr. Anderson vs. Rob Van Dam went to a double countout
Sting b. Jeff Hardy Scorpion Death Drop
Quick Results
Raw
Randy Orton b. David Otunga RKO
Christian b. Brodus Clay Tornado DDT
Eve Torres b. Nikki Bella Spinning Neckbreaker
Daniel Bryan b. Sheamus via count-out
CM Punk b. R-Truth Anaconda Vice
Dolph Ziggler b. John Morrison Zig Zag
NXT
Darren Young b. Jacob Novak Release Full Nelson Slam
Darren Young won the Boot Camp Obstacle Course
Titus ONeil b. Lucky Cannon Sitout Powerbomb
Impact
DAngelo Dinero b. Samoa Joe Dinero pinned Joe after a shot with a chain
Madison Rayne b. Roxxi Neckbreaker/knee to the back of the head combination
Angelina Love/Velvet Sky/Winter b. Angelina/Cookie/Sarita Velvet rolled up Angelina
Ric Flair b. Matt Hardy and AJ Styles Flair pinned Styles after a Twist of Fate from Hardy
Ink Inc b. Generation Me Mooregasm to Jeremy
Rob Van Dam/Sting b. Mr. Anderson/Jeff Hardy Five Star Frog Splash to Anderson
Smackdown
Kane b. Wade Barrett via DQ when the Corre interfered
Kane/Big Show b. Wade Barrett/Heath Slater via DQ when Corre interfered
Cody Rhodes b. JTG Cross Rhodes
Layla b. Kaitlyn Layout
Rey Mysterio b. Drew McIntyre Top rope splash
Edge/Christian b. Alberto Del Rio/Brodus Clay Top rope elbow to Clay
Victory Road 2011
Tommy Dreamer b. Bully Ray 3D with help from D-Von
Rosita/Sarita b. Winter/Angelina Love Rollup to Winter
Hernandez b. Matt Morgan Hernandez squirted blood on Morgan
Kazarian b. Max Buck, Jeremy Buck and Robbie E Kazarian pulled down the Title
Beer Money b. Ink Inc DWI to Moore
AJ Styles b. Matt Hardy Spiral Tap
Mr. Anderson vs. Rob Van Dam went to a double countout
Sting b. Jeff Hardy Scorpion Death Drop
Smackdown
Date: March 11, 2011
Location: Toyota Center, Houston, Texas
Commentators: Michael Cole, Josh Matthews, Booker T
Off the top of my head theres nothing that I know of to expect here. I think we get Christian vs. Del Rio but Im not entirely sure. The show last week was a lot better than the previous ones so hopefully they can continue that mini streak that theyre on. Also Id expect more from HHH vs. Taker tonight so that should be good. Lets get to it.
Yes I do know my enemies: the people that picked the cast of NXT Season 5.
HHH is on Smackdown for the first time in over a year to respond to Undertaker.
Heres Edge to a BIG pop. At least I think it is. His music sounds like cheering at first. We recap the contract signing from last week. Teddy hoping it could go well just once was funny. Christian made the save. Edge says a busted nose isnt going to stop him from getting to Del Rio at Wrestlemania. Tonight he wants a fight, not a match, and hes demanding Alberto come out here right now.
Cue Alberto and Brodus with the boss looking all ticked off. No car for this entrance at least. Alberto asks if Edge knows who Alberto is. Edge says Alberto is the Ricky Martin look-a-like trying to reform Menudo with King Hippo over there. Funny line but in a serious manner. Albert says hes going to replace Edges legacy with Albertos destiny. Edge says he doesnt think so and jumps both of them but Brodus gets in a shot and the beatdown is on.
Edges shoulder goes into the post and heres Christian for the save again. Christian and Brodus are very good additions to this feud as you can only have Alberto and Edge talk to each other and brawl so many times. With the non-Canadians dominating Teddy Long is here, making the obvious tag team main event. For some reason this is historic. Im not sure why but thats just what you say in wrestling.
Cole says that hes a pop icon, not just an announcer. Tonight he has the interview of the year with Cena.
Kane vs. Wade Barrett
We get a recap of the Corre vs. Big Show with Kane getting involved in said feud last week. Barrett says Kane has made some mistakes, including not accepting what Corre did for him recently. Barrett calls Kane a great big chemical experiment mistake. Barrett goes right for him and takes over to start us off. Kane fires back and its a brawl in the early going.
And never mind as Corre is here 42 seconds in. Big Show comes out with a chair for the save and we take a break.
Big Show/Kane vs. Heath Slater/Wade Barrett
This is in progress when we get back as Show beats up Slater. Off to Barrett now who gets beaten down also. Show chops away at him in the corner and adds a clothesline. Chokeslam misses though and Barrett goes after the knee. He stomps Show down and its off to Slater. How did Barrett go from the biggest heel in the company to this in just a few months?
Slater chokes away and Booker doesnt seem that worried about Show. Apparently the champion should be listened to as Show gets up and drops Slater on his back to break it up. Lukewarm tag to Kane who destroys Slater and takes down Barrett also. Big boot sets up the call for the chokeslam but Corre comes in AGAIN and its another DQ at 3:20.
Big beatdown follows until Show grabs a chair. Down goes everyone in Corre as Show stands very tall. And then he takes the chair and cracks Kane over the back with it as payback for last week.
Rey is up next.
Scratch that as instead were going to waste about 10 minutes on the Austin/JBL/Cole segment first. Again, couldnt we use this time on a wrestling show for, like, wrestling?
Back with Cole comparing that night to being a war correspondent. Thats almost like comparing 9/11 to a steroids trial. Wait .
Now Cody is up next? Was Rey just forgotten or something?
Cody Rhodes vs. JTG
Cody is in a suit here. Well at least he took the jacket and tie off. JTG, the NXT pro mind you, doesnt even get an introduction. We get a clip of Dusty helping his son jump Rey a few weeks ago. Dusty telling his boy to apologize is kind of funny. Apparently Cody doesnt want to be called Dashing anymore. Cody jumps him to start and hammers away as we get a Texas Outlaws reference. He hits JTG in the face with a headbutt complete with the loaded mask and then Cross Rhodes ends it in 53 seconds, somehow the second longest match tonight so far.
We waste another 4 minutes or so by showing the HBK thing from Raw where he talks about HHH. That marks about 14 minutes of this show dedicated to just showing stuff from Raw again, or roughly 1/8 of the total time of the show including commercials. Great job guys.
Heres another Raw guy, this time John Cena, for an interview with Michael Cole. First up, another minute long clip added on from Raw, this time of Miz jumping Cena to end the show. Cena sends Cole back to the announce table and addresses Miz. He says hes done with wasting his time with BS and if Miz wants to make a statement and be the face of the WWE, then Cenas new goal is breaking the face of the WWE.
Cena gets ready to leave but Cole says he isnt done yet. Cole says Cena is underestimating Miz as Miz shut Cole up Monday. This prompts Cena to rip his shirt off and cue Swagger for the save. He gets Cena in the ankle lock but winds up taking an FU for his troubles.
Sin Cara video, which is still awesome.
Kaitlyn vs. Layla
Kaitlyn is from Houston and therefore a hometown girl. Booker says quack, quack for some reason. Are the girls are animals now according to commentators? Kaitlyn dominates to start as Layla wants help from Michelle. McCool distracts and Layla gets a kick and the Layout Neckbreaker to end this at 54 seconds. Have we warped back to Superstars in the 80s and I wasnt told???
McCool knees Kaitlyn in the back of the head post match.
Rey Mysterio vs. Drew McIntyre
The bell rings and Drew kicks Reys head off. All Drew to start as he uses size and power to take over. He shouts that Rey isnt going to Wrestlemania as we hit a modified bow and arrow. Rey fights up and tries the 619 but we head to the floor. They fight on the apron with Drew shoving him into the post and adding a backbreaker onto the apron which Ive never seen before.
Back from a break with a modified surfboard on Rey. Drew continues his dominance by sending Rey into the buckle chest first for two. He sets for the Futureshock off the top but Rey knocks Drew down for a seated senton. He tries a rotating cross body but Drew ducks for two. Drew charges into the post shoulder first and Rey hits the 619 and the top rope splash to end this at 4:30 shown of 8:00.
Post match Cody comes out and wants an answer to his challenge. Rey says he wears the mask with pride and will wear it with pride at Wrestlemania when he beats down Cody Rhodes. So the match is official.
Heres HHH to respond to what Undertaker said on Raw. What youre not going to show us that too? Ah instead we get a video on HHH, reminding us of how awesome he is. Why do I have a feeling this was laying around the office just waiting on a chance to be aired? He talks about how he saw the two greatest matches hes ever seen in the last two Wrestlemanias between Undertaker and Shawn Michaels.
The question is why couldnt Shawn win? Shawn said on Raw that it was because of emotion. Shawn went to the ring to not lose rather than win. HHHs dark side is going to keep him from having to worry about that. He can do terrible things to people and not care. That sounds like a horrible person but its true. HHH says hell beat Taker at Wrestlemania because hell have no emotion or care about what stands before him. Things that go bump in the night dont scare him. Please, not another Im not afraid of the dark promos. He thanks Taker for making it no holds barred and were done.
Christian is getting ready and Matt Striker asks him what its like to have Edge and Christian back together again. Christian talks about all the things that have happened in the last ten years, listing things like Facebook, Twitter (Christian4Peeps apparently), Charlie Sheen losing his mind and about 15 other things, but weve never seen E and C back together. Tonight we do. Edge pops up to say nothing of note.
Edge/Christian vs. Alberto Del Rio/Brodus Clay
Its a Ferrari tonight. No entrance for Brodus but he gets his name read by Ricardo. Christian vs. Brodus gets us going here. Christian sticks and moves while firing a lot of right hands. A corner splash misses and Christian wants the tornado DDT. Alberto distracts though and its a suplex off the top for Brodus to give him control. Alberto rams Christian into the railing outside but Edge chases him off.
Off to Del Rio as Edge hasnt been in yet. He starts in on Christians arm and drops a knee to the back for two. The elbow pad gets ripped off and Christian is in trouble. To the corner they go and Christian is able to knock him backwards and get a jumping back elbow off the middle rope to get us to even. Tag in to Edge and Brodus at the same time with Brodus landing a powerslam on Edge for two.
Hes Big Bad Brodus Clay according to Cole. Booker gets way too excited as usual as Edge gets up to set for the spear. Instead Brodus flattens him but misses an Umaga-like charge in the corner. Christian and Del Rio are sent to the floor. Christian pops back up and hits the tornado DDT so that Edge can drop a top rope elbow on Clay for the pin at 5:53. Never seen Edge use that before but if its a change from the spear Ill take it.
Results
Kane b. Wade Barrett via DQ when the Corre interfered
Kane/Big Show b. Wade Barrett/Heath Slater via DQ when Corre interfered
Cody Rhodes b. JTG Cross Rhodes
Layla b. Kaitlyn Layout
Rey Mysterio b. Drew McIntyre Top rope splash
Edge/Christian b. Alberto Del Rio/Brodus Clay Top rope elbow to Clay
Saturday
Rey Mysterio apparently requested his release and said he would retire if it wasnt granted. This was two weeks ago and hes still around, so you might want to take this with a grain of salt.
Sunday
Victory Road 2011
Date: March 13, 2011
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
Well this is TNAs offering for the month. Its another show with the majority of it added on at the very end with no real build to it. Yes there are stories for the matches, but that doesnt mean theres justification for asking something like 40 dollars for a show. The main event is the rematch of Sting vs. Jeff Hardy and the third #1 contender situation for Anderson. Lets get to this as its one of the least interesting shows I can remember in forever.
The opening video is the Sting mask being crawled on by a scorpion. Wow theyre banking a lot on this push.
Bully Ray vs. Tommy Dreamer
Pre match Ray runs his mouth about how awesome Hogan and Bischoff are for letting him have a run. Dreamer comes out and Ray talks about how hes run Dreamer into the ground over the years and mentions breaking his wifes neck. This is now hardcore. They brawl to start us off and Dreamer sends him to the floor as we imply Ray going to Immortal. Well if they want to drive it off a cliff why not?
A fan holds a up a chair and Dreamer rams Bubba into it. Theres some water spit into Bubbas head. This is opening a PPV in 2011. Dreamer grabs some big yellow stuffed animal (apparently from Despicable Me) to drill Ray with. Into the crowd now as my head is already hurting from this. Granted that might be due to Florida getting a 2 seed in the NCAA tournament but who knows.
They go into the balcony with the traditional carry the guy around style. Dreamer hits him in the head with something that looked like it was made of metal to continue his dominance so far. Back to ringside with Bubba getting in a big shot with some other unidentifiable weapon. Crowd is hating on Ray pretty well. Hes played the character well, but why in the world is it Bubba Ray Dudley getting this push?
Ray goes after Dreamers hand which only works to an extent. Dreamer throws some garbage cans with weapons into the ring. Good thing he had those just in case this was made hardcore I guess. They have a road block thing that has a name that I cant think of in there. Its the orange/white fence thing that is moved up when you drive through it. And theres an inflatable doll in there which Bubba lands in a 69 position with.
Splash on the doll onto Bubba gets two. Ray gets a trashcan lid shot to the head of Dreamer as Dreamer goes up top. Superplex gets no cover. Bubba Bomb is blocked into a DDT for two. Dreamer brings in a table (moving it off the love doll) which is set up in the ring like a small ramp. The fans want D-Von as Ray gets a spinning Rock Bottom for two. He sets the table for Dreamer and calls out at D-Von. The kids of D-Von come out as does D-Von and Ray takes a 3D through the table to end it.
Winter and the Beautiful People insist theyre cool. Winter says the issues have been Velvets fault. This gets a WTF look from Velvet.
Knockout Tag Titles: Rosita/Sarita vs. Winter/Angelina Love
The Mexican chicks say basic Spanish stuff. Winter is blindfolded or something and theres no Velvet, making me think the titles are changing here. Rosita and Angelina start us off but its off to Winter quickly as the champions are dominating. Bridging Northern Lights gets two. Angelina back in now as the fans chant USA for two Mexican chicks, Angelina (Canadian) and the British chick Winter.
Sarita is in now and has about as much luck as Rosita had. Theres some heel cheating and Rosita misses a front flip legdrop that was aimed at Angelinas ankles. More fast tags by the champions as they regain control quickly. Everything breaks down slightly and Sarita grabs a belt. She drops it and Rosita gets ahold of it but Velvet runs in to steal it. Winter rolls her up but no referee. Rosita reverses it and wins the titles with a pin.
Were going to have the Jarretts on vacation tonight. Theyre at Universal Studios and Karen is bored out of her mind with the rollercoasters. The kids are with them and Karen hates the kid stuff.
Morgan talks about (Shawn) Hernandez and how the Mexican company dropped him. Morgan says that after this hes going after the world title. The recap for the match is just that Hernandez came back and played the race card, setting this up. Hes in Immortal also.
Hernandez vs. Matt Morgan
This is first blood. Hernandez came out to the LAX theme which is a rarity. They head to the floor almost immediately as Morgan rushes the ring. Hernandez gets a sharp wooden stick and tries to jab it into Morgans face ala Magnum TA vs. Tully Blanchard. I apologize for comparing this to a classic like that. Hernandez ribs as the face as the fans want blood. Morgan fights back by a side slam.
Hernandez hits a Pounce as we hear about how awesome he was in AAA. He was so awesome he wasnt at their biggest show of the year last year. Hernandez hammers away until Morgan gets a discus lariat. This is rather boring if you didnt get that. Fall away slam continues Morgans lack of head shots. He grabs the stick from earlier but gets kicked in the gut to drop it.
A fan runs in and Hernandez pulls out a chain. Morgan kicks it out of his hand and drills Hernandez with it. The referee is down and Hernandez is busted open. Hernandez comes out of the corner and sprays Morgan with something that looks like fake blood or something like that. The other referee comes out of the back (I guess not watching on a monitor or something) and gives it to Hernandez.
Its Max Bucks birthday and he works as a team with his brother. Shenanigans are implied.
Kazarian interviews JB in a weird moment. He busts out a Charlie Sheen reference, making me want to end Kazarian.
Robbie E yells at someone that we cant see. Cookie is panicking about Ultimate X and Robbie says hes fine. This was idiotic if you didnt get that.
Video on Ultimate X. Its so awesome that it got thrown on at the last minute.
X-Division Title: Kazarian vs. Max Buck vs. Jeremy Buck vs. Robbie E
The idea here is the title is hung over the ring on cables that cross to form an X. You have to climb across to grab the title and cant use a ladder. Its supposed to be all about Maz remember. This is the 24th Ultimate X match in history apparently and Kazs fifth. This is kind of a weird triple that with Gen Me vs. Robbie vs. Kaz. The team beats up both guys to start us off.
Kaz fights them off for a bit and manages a springboard up to the X in a cool spot. That gets him nowhere as Robbie comes in and stomps away. Max goes up but its Robbie stopping him. Cookie is hot but the voice is annoying. Gen Me gets everyone down and goes for the belt until Robbie stops them again. Kaz is back in now and faces off with Jersey Boy.
Robbie escapes the Fade to Black (that reverse Piledriver) and gets backdropped to the floor, hitting his ankle on the steps. Gen Me wakes up again and takes down both guys one more time. Jeremy gets a sweet assisted moonsault to take Robbie and Kaz down. Max is all alone but wants Jeremy to help him up instead. Jeremy holds off Kaz and Max makes a run at it. Kaz of course saves as Robbie has a bad ankle still.
Double dropkick puts down Kaz and a baseball slide does the same to Robbie. Jeremy does this weird reverse jump to get up and holds off Kaz. This again fails and Maz, who also was trying to get the belt, is swung backwards and gets knocked off and caught in a cutter to put him down. Robbie gets up and goes for the title, only to get pulled down by Max. And never mind as Max is sent into the structure by Kaz and gets stuck. Thats different if nothing else.
Everyone is down now and Max is unhooked for a change. Kaz hits Fade to Black on Robbie but gets kicked by Jeremy. Jeremy tries to go up only to take an enziguri from the champion to put him down. Flux Capacitor (suplex/rock bottom) off the top by Kaz puts Jeremy down again. Robbie and Kaz both go across at the same time. Gen Me kicks Robbie down and swing the champion down too in a nice bump.
Jeremy goes up and Max is pissed. Max pulls him down which is the point of the match. They both go from opposite corners and both are hung by their legs upside down in the middle. They slug it out up there until Robbie grabs a ladder to take them down. Kaz goes above the X and grabs the title at the same time as Robbie. Kaz pulls it up but theres no bell. Oh there it is.
More honeymoon stuff and Karen wants champagne. Instead its a pizza. Next up: a water park.
Beer Money hits on Christy and try to get her to do the BEER MONEY thing. Basically its to hit on her and stare at her ass. Cant say I blame them. They get serious and say theyre awesome but Ink Inc is overstepping their bounds. Something about respect is mentioned.
We recap the feud, which was Ink Inc saying they want a title shot and Beer Money saying ok.
Tag Titles: Ink Inc vs. Beer Money
I could see this being good. Neal vs. Storm starts us off With no one taking over we get a double tag and some technical stuff follows. The fans are split which makes sense for once as theyre both face teams. Moore gets a leg lariat for two. Neal comes in now and takes a powerslam for two. This is taking a bit to get off the ground here.
Moore back in now and we hit the chinlock. They do some basic stuff and its one of those moments where stuff happens but nothing is going on. Its ok but there is no interest in this at all. It could be because theres no history here and its there for the sake of having a title match. Roode gets a spinebuster on Neal for two. Ink Inc takes over again as Taz isnt even sure who is legal.
Roode gets the formerly Northern Lariat (clothesline to the back of the head) to Neal and goes up top with Moore. Down goes Roode and a Whisper in the Wind to Storm gets no cover. Roode with a Rock Bottom for two. BEER MONEY thing kind of gets the crowd hot but Neal hits the spear on Storm. Neckbreaker gets two on Roode. Moore wants to use the chain but Neal disagrees. Beer Money comes back and the DWI ends Moore. I guess theyre splitting one of the two active teams worth anything.
Neal shakes their hands post match but Moore spits beer in their faces, I guess turning heel. He talks about having to be tough to win. Whatever.
Matt Hardy talks about how hes cold blood/cold blooded and will hurt AJ.
AJ Styles vs. Matt Hardy
This is just Immortal vs. Fourtune. AJ uses speed to take over and grabs a front facelock. Sweet dropkick takes Matt down. Flair interferes and here comes Matt. Here come the dueling chants also. Matt has the braided hair back too. Hes in jeans and no armbands either, making him look like a bum.
Out to the floor again where AJ is sent into the post. He counters by hitting his always awesome slide under the railing and springboard forearm. Back in the ring now with AJ taking over for awhile. Matt sends him to the floor and Flair hammers away. Thats Lockdown for these two next month people. Back in Matt grabs a submission hold which is like a body vice. Picture him setting for a double arm DDT and jumping up to wrap his legs around AJ. It looked good if nothing else.
The rope is reached so its not like it means anything. Taz says theres no escape to it, which is stupid as AJ just escaped. Flair grabs AJs balls for a bit and Matt grabs a cravate. This is boring as hell if that wasnt clear. AJ comes back and hammers away as the crowd seems a bit restless. Enziguri puts Matt down and AJ does the same. More punching follows and a big kick to the head sets up a backbreaker for two.
AJ misses a discus lariat and the Side Effect gets two. This needs to end rather soon here. Matt gets an elbow to the back of AJs head and its Twist of whatever time. Its blocked into a backslide for two and down goes AJ again. AJ gets back up and tries the Clash but Matt escapes that and gets two. Styles kind of botches his backflip into the reverse DDT but Flair distracts the referee.
Flair pokes AJ in the eye and takes a Pele for his efforts. Matt gets a DDT and a moonsault for two. END THIS ALREADY. Hey they listen to me as AJ takes Matt down and Spiral Tap of all things which AJ hasnt used in years (its a top rope twisting moonsault/splash) gets him the pin.
Back to the honeymoon with Karen snapping on Jeff. She wants sex apparently. Jeff thinks she means Kurt. This storyline has died so many times its insane. Thursday on Impact Jeff is going to call for a truce. Theyre not sure where their kids are but they all get soaked. Jeff has been a total face the entire night now.
Anderson talks about getting screwed over and more or less says hes a tweener.
We recap RVD vs. Anderson. In short, they both want the title and both say they got screwed. Somehow were talking about football. Theyre grasping at whatever straws grasp at to come up with a backstory for this match. They talk about Lockdown in the voiceover but I stopped caring a long time ago.
Rob Van Dam vs. Mr. Anderson
This is ANOTHER #1 contenders match for Anderson after he won one already. They stare it down to start and its dueling chant time with Andersons being louder. Technical stuff goes on and its a standoff. More technical stuff follows as I think this is supposed to be an epic match. They botch a leapfrog spot with Van Dam taking a head to the balls. This show is almost a comedy of errors at this point.
Rolling Thunder to Anderson as I just want this match to end at this point. Spinning legdrop to the railing misses Anderson and the leg hits the railing to give Anderson control. Anderson works the leg and its all basic as hell stuff here. Mic Check is blocked and Rolling Thunder doesnt work either. Van Dam gets a suplex to put both guys down.
Both guys go down again and this is just dragging like every other match so far. Van Dam goes shoulder first into the post and they ram heads to go down AGAIN. Now they head to the floor off a cross body and they lay around AGAIN. Anderson gets the Mic Check on the stage and Van Dam is more of less dead.
And its a double count out. The fans boo the HELL out of that and Id be with them. This somehow was 15 minutes long. Where in the world was the 15 minutes? Oh and look: MORE multi-man title matches. The fans chant to restart it and half chant no. Now its a 5 more minutes chant. Get on with it already.
We recap Sting winning the title on 3/3. He was a surprise, read the other reviews for the details.
Hardy says that he was treated unfairly and hell win tonight to bring everyone back to reality.
Sting talks about getting into the business and its music video time. Ive heard this interview before. Probably was on Impact or something. Yeah I think it was. He was at home and felt a burn. Call a doctor dude.
TNA World Title: Jeff Hardy vs. Sting
Its 10:30 and Jeff is wasting time getting to the ring. Before the match Bischoff comes out to waste MORE time. He makes it No DQ which somehow takes like two minutes. Sting drops him and the Scorpion Death Drop ends this in less than a minute. That was their first contact of the match. I kid you not. Are they serious?
We get a highlight video to fill in 6 minutes to end the show.
Results
Tommy Dreamer b. Bully Ray 3D with help from D-Von
Rosita/Sarita b. Winter/Angelina Love Rollup to Winter
Hernandez b. Matt Morgan Hernandez squirted blood on Morgan
Kazarian b. Max Buck, Jeremy Buck and Robbie E Kazarian pulled down the Title
Beer Money b. Ink Inc DWI to Moore
AJ Styles b. Matt Hardy Spiral Tap
Mr. Anderson vs. Rob Van Dam went to a double countout
Sting b. Jeff Hardy Scorpion Death Drop
Quick Results
Raw
Randy Orton b. David Otunga RKO
Christian b. Brodus Clay Tornado DDT
Eve Torres b. Nikki Bella Spinning Neckbreaker
Daniel Bryan b. Sheamus via count-out
CM Punk b. R-Truth Anaconda Vice
Dolph Ziggler b. John Morrison Zig Zag
NXT
Darren Young b. Jacob Novak Release Full Nelson Slam
Darren Young won the Boot Camp Obstacle Course
Titus ONeil b. Lucky Cannon Sitout Powerbomb
Impact
DAngelo Dinero b. Samoa Joe Dinero pinned Joe after a shot with a chain
Madison Rayne b. Roxxi Neckbreaker/knee to the back of the head combination
Angelina Love/Velvet Sky/Winter b. Angelina/Cookie/Sarita Velvet rolled up Angelina
Ric Flair b. Matt Hardy and AJ Styles Flair pinned Styles after a Twist of Fate from Hardy
Ink Inc b. Generation Me Mooregasm to Jeremy
Rob Van Dam/Sting b. Mr. Anderson/Jeff Hardy Five Star Frog Splash to Anderson
Smackdown
Kane b. Wade Barrett via DQ when the Corre interfered
Kane/Big Show b. Wade Barrett/Heath Slater via DQ when Corre interfered
Cody Rhodes b. JTG Cross Rhodes
Layla b. Kaitlyn Layout
Rey Mysterio b. Drew McIntyre Top rope splash
Edge/Christian b. Alberto Del Rio/Brodus Clay Top rope elbow to Clay
Victory Road 2011
Tommy Dreamer b. Bully Ray 3D with help from D-Von
Rosita/Sarita b. Winter/Angelina Love Rollup to Winter
Hernandez b. Matt Morgan Hernandez squirted blood on Morgan
Kazarian b. Max Buck, Jeremy Buck and Robbie E Kazarian pulled down the Title
Beer Money b. Ink Inc DWI to Moore
AJ Styles b. Matt Hardy Spiral Tap
Mr. Anderson vs. Rob Van Dam went to a double countout
Sting b. Jeff Hardy Scorpion Death Drop