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Monday
Smackdown got a 1.94, down slightly from last week.
Monday Night Raw
Date: December 16, 2013
Location: American Airlines Center, Dallas, Texas
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jerry Lawler
Well it's the night after the BIGGEST MATCH EVER and Randy Orton is still world champion, just like he was going into the show. The Authority seems to be ok with these circumstances though the returning Vince didn't seem completely thrilled. Other than that, Bryan lost to the Wyatts and the Shield is going to be having some problems as we get closer to Wrestlemania. Let's get to it.
We open with the roster on the stage with HHH and Stephanie in the ring. The Authority talks about what a huge moment last night was with a new Champion of Champions being crowned. Orton is introduced and just like Jericho 12 years ago, has both belts around his shoulders. Randy talks about how amazing he is and how he takes any opportunity that is given to him. Cena can be seen looking upset on the stage.
Last week Orton stood in the ring with 20 other superstars and now he's the champion of champions. Orton goes to brag about himself even more when Cena cuts him off by calling Randy an idiot. Here's what Orton is going to say: Viper, viper, apex, apex, apex, handcuffs (Those were clever by the way), and now I've saved these people twenty minutes. However Stone Cold Steve Austin has said that being champion means you have to put up or shut up every night, and that's true for Orton tonight.
Cena isn't talking about himself though. Last week he told a certain someone getting the first title shot if he won, and that means Orton should face Daniel Bryan tonight. Orton calls for security to get rid of both guys but Cena says Orton is just scared. Randy says no way, even though he doesn't have to listen to anyone. Stephanie: Except for us. HHH says Bryan doesn't deserve a title shot yet, but the Authority always listens to the fans. Orton protests but HHH makes the match anyway.
Rey Mysterio/Big Show vs. Cody Rhodes/Goldust
This is non-title and determined by a fan vote with the other options being the Real Americans and Ryback/Axel. Mysterio sends Cody to the floor to start and hits a nice baseball slide. Rey actually hits that slide into a splash which is usually a bump instead of a move. Back inside and Cody pulls Rey off the top before the Disaster Kick hits for two. Goldust drops a knee to the back of Mysterio's head for two and drops some more knees to Rey's arm. Back to Cody who runs into a Big Show clothesline as we take a break.
We come back to see Big Show slamming Cole as the announcers take pictures of themselves for no apparent reason. Big Show shrugs off some shots to the face and puts on something resembling a cobra clutch as the announcers take more pictures and talk about tweeting the picture. We're now at about a minute straight with the match being completely ignored.
Big Show has Cody almost out cold and the fans want Goldust. The Final Cut gets two on Cody so Big Show goes to the middle rope. Cody avoids an elbow drop to prevent death and makes the hot tag off to Goldust. The painted one tries to fire away on Show but walks into a chokeslam. Cody breaks it up at two but is sent to the floor, allowing Big Show to knock Goldust silly. Rey splashes Goldust from Show's shoulders for the pin at 12:39.
Goldust is helped to his feet post match. Mysterio is clearly limping.
We get an amusing vignette for a Good Santa vs. Bad Santa match with Mark Henry and Damien Sandow playing the respective characters.
Bad News Barrett says there's a lot of money to be won in the lottery but none of us will win it. He has a gavel now too.
Orton comes in to yell at the Authority some more but they talk to him about how serious it is to be undisputed champion. He has to do twice the work now and they hope he can handle it.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Fandango
This is a rematch of last night's bad pre show match. Ziggler quickly dropkicks him down and sends Fandango to the floor, only to have the dancer clothesline Ziggler down. Back in and Fandango punches Dolph in the face and suplexes him down for two. We hit the reverse chinlock for a bit on Ziggler but he comes back with a quick rollup for the pin at 3:27. It's as sudden as it sounds.
Real Americans vs. Big E. Langston/Mark Henry
Swagger and Langston get things going with Big E. leapfrogging Jack and running him down with a shoulder. Off to Cesaro as Cole talks about Snap Chat, which is apparently a social media site. The fans think OU (Oklahoma University, Swagger's alma mater) sucks. Henry throws Langston into the corner for a shoulder to Swagger's ribs and Big E. hits an unassisted one of his own.
Mark drops down onto Swagger's back a few times before it's back to Langston for right hands in the corner. Some right hands let Jack tag in Cesaro, only to have Henry come in to throw Antonio around with ease. Langston gorilla presses him down and knocks Cesaro the floor for a lull in the match. Back in and Cesaro comes back with some shots to the ribs and Swagger pulls Langston so Swagger can stomp away.
Back with Cesaro cranking on Big E.'s arm before hitting a nice gutwrench suplex for two. Cesaro breaks up a tag attempt and catapults Langston into Swagger for a belly to belly throw for two. Langton comes back by throwing Swagger to the floor and suplexing Cesaro down, setting up the tag to Henry. A powerslam gets two on Antonio but he comes back with a clothesline. Langston breaks up the Cesaro Swing attempt to Henry and the Big Ending is good for the pin at 15:30.
Weekly how to download the App video.
Bad Santa Sandow and his elves Tamina and AJ torment a young girl by telling her there are no presents this year and Christmas is canceled. The battle of the Santas is next Monday.
Ryback/Curtis Axel vs. Tons of Funk
Man alive there are a lot of tag matches tonight. Truth and Woods are on commentary. Axel dropkicks Tensai down to start before it's off to Ryback who gets two off a powerslam. Tensai avoids a charge in the corner but Brodus walks away from the tag. Ryback Meat Hooks and Shell Shocks Tensai for the pin at 2:22.
Brodus beats up Tensai post match until Woods and Truth make the save. Truth asks the Funkadactyls come in for a dance to Brodus' music. Brodus is furious. Cole dances at the announcers' table, giving us this from JBL: You are the worst white man in the history of dancing.
Here's Punk to talk about his win last night. He isn't a big Christmas guy but he can't believe he won last night. The war probably isn't over, but he still thinks there's more to Shield attacking him than meets the eye. Punk thinks there's something to the idea that the Authority was behind Shield attacking him, which isn't a big surprise. Everyone knows Punk isn't one to get along with authority, especially when they're trying to sweep him under the rug. He calls out HHH to hash all this out right now, but instead here's Shawn Michaels.
Punk calls out HHH and Stephanie again but Shawn says he understands Punk's problems with the Authority. The fans think Shawn sold out but when the chant dies out Shawn says they couldn't keep it up. Shawn is right there with Punk being anti-authority and since he superkicked Punk last week, shouldn't Punk's problem be with him?
The fans chant one more match (Punk: I'm sure I'll have more than one more!) and Punk says the 15 year old him was thrilled that Shawn kicked him in the face last week, but if Shawn does it again, Punk will be the one kicking. Shawn says he's always liked Punk but what he's about to do is going to hurt him more than it hurts Punk. He introduces Punk's opponents: Shield, who were announced earlier tonight.
An App poll determines Punk's partners. Shocking no one, the Usos crush the Prime Time Players and Los Matadores.
Usos/CM Punk vs. Shield
Jimmy slams Ambrose down to start before it's off to Jey for a running forearm in the corner. Punk comes in to keep up the arm work before it's off to Rollins vs. Jimmy. Seth is quickly taken down with an armbar as the match slows down. A hiptoss puts Rollins down and it's back to Jey for an uppercut. Jey Cactus Clotheslines Seth to the floor and we take a break.
Back with Jey trying to fight out of a double team but getting caught in the corner again for some stomping by Rollins. Jey rolls away from the corner and tags in Jimmy to speed things up a bit. Jimmy gets two off a Samoan drop but Rollins enziguris him right back down. Shield starts their tagging in and out to work over Jimmy as the match slows down again. Reigns slams Jimmy down for two and we hit the chinlock.
Jimmy FINALLY kicks Roman in the face and tags in Punk to wake up the crowd. CM fights off the rest of the Shield at the same time with a DDT/neckbreaker combination to Ambrose and Rollins. Everything breaks down and Reigns is taken down by a Jey dive to the floor. Rollins throws Jey into the barricade but gets caught by a suicide dive. Ambrose charges into a right hand from Punk, setting up the Macho Elbow for two. The GTS puts Ambrose down again but Reigns comes in off a blind tag and spears Punk for the pin at 16:18.
We recap the opening segment.
The Wyatts interrupt some WWE 2K14 footage with Bray talking about the long process of bringing down the machine. Bryan is a miniscule ant trying to break through a scorpion's armor. Bray told him he could take the pain away and is sorry for doubting Abigail. He understands what they have to do now and says if Bryan will not walk with the reapers, then he will burn with the saints. It was Harper finishing the statement, speaking for the first time ever I believe. The Family has been looking at something off camera while talking to Abigail. We pan over to see the empty rocking chair.
Bella Twins/Natalya vs. Alicia Fox/AJ Lee/Tamina Snuka
Since this feud just won't die. Natalya grabs a quick rollup for two on Alicia before Fox can't quite tilt-a-whirl slam the Canadian. Off to Brie who gets slammed off the middle rope for two before it's off to Tamina to throw a shirt at Brie. We hit the chinlock as the match is dragging yet again. The announcers talk about the Will Ferrell movie Elf as Tamina slams Brie down. AJ gets the tag and the fans freak out, only to have Brie dropkick AJ down. The hot tag brings in Nikki who cleans house and puts AJ in a torture rack, only to have Tamina hit a GREAT superkick to put Nikki down. A Shining Wizard from AJ is enough to pin Nikki at 5:15.
Good Santa Henry with Bella and Horswoggle elves make a boy feel better by telling him that Christmas won't be canceled. I know it's stupid, I know it's corny, I know they do it every year, but I can't help but smile at these things.
Randy Orton doesn't know why the Authority is listening to the fans.
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan
Non-title, as acknowledged by Cole. Orton gets caught by an early shot to the head and bails outside, only to come back inside and get caught in a headlock. Randy counters into a headscissors but Bryan comes back with an Indian Deathlock, sending Orton out to the floor again. Back in and Bryan drops elbows on Orton's knee before wrapping it around the post. The Beard wins a quick slugout and knees Orton in the ribs, followed by a kick to the same area.
Orton rakes Bryan's eyes to get a breather but his Thesz Press is rolled through into a half crab. Randy makes the rope and gets in a stomp to Bryan's arm, sending Bryan into the corner in agony. JBL praises Orton extensively as Orton goes after the arm and stomps on Bryan's foot. We hit the armbar for a big before Orton wristdrags Daniel down. There's the Orton circle stomp but Bryan comes back by biting Orton's face. A running dropkick puts Orton on the floor but Randy sidesteps the FLYING GOAT, sending Bryan down onto his bad arm again.
Back with Orton holding a chinlock followed by a knee to the ribs, sending Bryan to the apron. Daniel gets knocked into the barricade and Orton drops him back first onto wall as well. Back in and a gorgeous superplex gets two on Bryan but he comes back again with the moonsault out of the corner and the running clothesline. Two straight running kicks in the corner set up a top rope hurricanrana but Bryan's arm injury prevents the immediate cover. The fans are correct as they call this awesome.
Bryan gets caught in the backbreaker but gets a quick YES Lock attempt to stop Orton's momentum. A catapult sends Bryan over the top but he skins the cat, only to get kicked in the ribs. The Elevated DDT drops Daniel again but the RKO is countered into a backslide for two. The big kick to Orton's head gets the same and both guys are down. There's the big YES chant and Bryan goes up top, only to get crotched down. Bryan breaks up another superplex attempt and scores with the swan dive for another near fall. The fans are losing their minds on these kickouts and with good reason.
More kicks in the corner have Orton in trouble but he misses a running kick to the opposite corner to give Randy a breather. A rollup gets two for Orton but he gets caught in the YES Lock out of nowhere. The hold isn't on all the way though and Randy gets over to the rope and out to the floor. Now the FLYING GOAT connects and Bryan hits a leg lariat up against the barricade. Back in and the missile dropkick connects, setting up the chest kicks. Orton ducks the head kick and low blows Bryan for the LAME DQ at 25:00.
Post match here's Cena to go after Orton but he checks on Bryan, only to walk into an RKO. Orton poses to end the show.
Results
Big Show/Rey Mysterio b. Cody Rhodes/Goldust Splash to Goldust
Dolph Ziggler b. Fandango Rollup
Big E. Langston/Mark Henry b. Real Americans Big Ending to Cesaro
Ryback/Curtis Axel b. Tons of Funk Shell Shock to Cesaro
Shield b. Usos/CM Punk Spear to Punk
AJ Lee/Tamina Snuka/Alicia Fox b. Bella Twins/Natalya Shining Wizard to Nikki
Daniel Bryan b. Randy Orton via DQ Orton hit Bryan low
Tuesday
Raw got a 2.95, up from last week though views were down slightly.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: December 18, 2013
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, Byron Saxton, Tensai
Tonight is the 200th episode celebration and believe it or not, that's actually an accurate count for a change, assuming you consider this the same show as the original competition show. The main stories tonight are an appearance by HHH and an NXT Title defense with Bo Dallas defending against Adrian Neville in a lumberjack match. NXT has a good history of making their big shows work so this has good potential tonight. Let's get to it.
Here's HHH to open the show instead of Welcome Home. The boss says he loves hearing those NXT chants. We're here to celebrate the 200th episode of NXT which has seen people like Damien Sandow, Shield and the Wyatt come through here. The fans chant FIVE and HHH adds Big E. Langston to the list. With the new Performance Center, the next two hundred episodes are going to be even better. HHH tells the fans to give themselves a standing ovation because this is their house. The question now: are we ready?
Welcome Home.
Sami Zayn/Tyson Kidd vs. Leo Kruger/Antonio Cesaro
Leo's Real American trials continue. The bell rings twice for some reason before Kruger knees Kidd in the ribs to start. Tyson comes right back with an armdrag into an armbar Sami gets the tag and Kruger runs straight to the corner for the tag to Cesaro. The fans immediately chant MATCH OF THE YEAR until Cesaro grabs a top wristlock. Sami shoves him into the corner but the referee pulls him down because he loves AMERICA.
Kidd comes in with a quick rollup for two but Cesaro catches his cross body in mid air and puts Tyson down with a backbreaker. We take a break and come back with Kidd fighting out of the heel corner and getting two off a rollup on Kruger. Leo stops the hot tag with a spinebuster for two of his own though and it's back to Cesaro. The gutwrench suplex gets two and we hit a quickly broken chinlock. Cesaro kicks Sami off the apron to give Leo a two count and a chinlock of his own.
Back up and Tyson low bridges Kruger to the floor and avoids a charging Cesaro in the corner. Sami finally comes in off the hot tag to clean house and gets two on Leo off a high cross body. The Slice is countered into a sitout powerbomb for two but Cesaro makes the save. Kidd dives on Cesaro and Sami hits a running boot in the corner to pin Kruger at 8:17 shown of 11:47.
Emma does her dance in the back and nearly pokes Natalya in the eye. Natalya gets annoyed and Emma accuses her of going Hollywood and forgetting the little people down here in NXT. Natalya says Emma got her title shot through a dance off so she has no room to talk. Emma says wrestling brought her to the dance so Natalya offers to let Emma tango into the Sharpshooter. A #1 contenders match is made and both girls walk off.
We get a clip from the first episode of NXT. Daniel Bryan used to be even smaller than he is today. That match with Jericho he had on the first show was great stuff.
There was a special meet and greet for the first 200 people at the taping. That's a cool idea.
Sasha Banks vs. Paige
Non-title. Sasha slaps Paige into the corner to start before slamming her face first into the mat. Paige gets stomped in the corner and Banks throws in a mockery of Paige's scream. Off to a chinlock with a bodyscissors on Paige until the champion fights up and wristdrags Sasha off the top. Summer tries to get involved but Banks accidentally kicks her in the chest, setting up the Paige Turner for the pin on Sasha at 3:38.
Enzo Amore (YES!) and Colin Cassady are talking lawsuits against a parking lot without handicap accessibility (Enzo is in a wheelchair due to a leg injury) when Aiden English interrupts. Enzo says Colin can out sing Aiden and an argument over the meaning of the word moi. A singing competition is set between English and Big Cass. English: Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi. Cass: Sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-SAWFT!
Ascension vs. ???
This is the open challenge for a non-title match. The opponents are the American Pitbulls: Derrick Billington (originally John Cahill) and John Cahill (originally Eric Philbin), more famously known as Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards respectively. Thankfully their new names aren't horrible. The fans are entirely behind the Pitbulls and actually don't call them the Wolves. Billington grabs a wristlock on Viktor to start before it's off to Cahill for more arm cranking. Ascension drags him into the corner and brings in Konnor but the Pitbulls take him down with a double Japanese armdrag.
Viktor is sent to the floor but Konnor takes Cahill's head off. We get a mild Davey Richards chant as Ascension takes turns destroying Billington. Derrick backflips out of a suplex and kicks Viktor in the chest to make the tag to Cahill. A running knee to Victor's chest gets two as everything breaks down. The champions are sent to the floor for stereo dives by the Pitbulls for a near fall. Billington goes up and howls before hitting a flying headbutt for two. Viktor will have none of that though and blasts Cahill in the head, setting up Fall of Man for the pin at 4:22.
Hunico and Camacho come out to talk trash so Ascension beats up Cahill a little more.
Kofi Kingston is rocking a suit and is happy to be here. Lana comes up to speak some Bulgarian before challenging Kofi to a match with Alexander Rusev for next week. One minor note here that makes NXT that much better: Kofi was shown as part of the meet and greet earlier so he has an actual reason for being here tonight instead of just showing up because the script called for him to.
Next week is a year in review special plus Regal vs. Cesaro.
NXT Title: Bo Dallas vs. Adrian Neville
This is a lumberjack match with Dallas defending. As a special treat, THE FINK does the announcing. The fans think Breeze is gorgeous before shifting to a Let's Go Neville chant. Dallas has some awesomely evil pure white gear this week. Bo is quickly sent to the floor but runs back inside to avoid the lumberjacks. A rollup gets two for Neville but Dallas sends him outside. Breeze gets in Adrian's face and earns a slap, sending the crowd into a quick freazy.
We take a break (including another NXT moment with Rollins becoming the first NXT Champion) and come back with Neville taking Dallas down for some kicks to the chest. Dallas gets in a shot to the ribs and drops some knees for two. Tyler Breeze is seated next to the barricade and looks livid. A cravate keeps Neville on the mat and a kick to the head gets two. The fans chant DROP THE TITLE as Bo drives elbows into Neville's head. A hard clothesline flips Neville inside out for two and Dallas is frustrated.
Adrian escapes the bulldog out of the corner and scores with a running forearm. Some kicks get two on Bo and an enziguri sets up a standing shooting star for two. The fans threaten to riot if Bo wins but the champion bails to the floor before the Red Arrow launches. All of the lumberjacks stop him so Adrian dives on EVERYBODY in a great visual. Back in and Adrian loads up the Red Arrow but Breeze pulls Dallas out of the way, giving Bo the pin at 9:50 shown of 11:50.
Results
Sami Zayn/Tyson Kidd b. Leo Kruger/Antonio Cesaro Running big boot to Kruger
Paige b. Sasha Banks Paige Turner
Ascension b. American Pitbulls Ascension
Bo Dallas b. Adrian Neville Pin after a missed Red Arrow
Thursday
Survivor Series did 179,000 buys, down about 30,000 from last year.
Impact Wrestling
Date: December 19, 2013
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
Tonight is the Final Resolution special with a double main event. The main stories are the Dixieland match with Magnus facing Jeff Hardy in the world title tournament final and Kurt Angle vs. Bobby Roode in a 2/3 falls match which might be the blowoff to their feud. The other question is where AJ Styles fits into this whole picture, assuming he still has a job in this company. We also get the Feast or Fired reveals tonight. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the AJ fiasco which set up the tournament.
Magnus is looking for Jeff and Dixie but neither are here. That's fine with him as he's got something to say that will get everyone's attention.
Here's Magnus to talk about how much he loves this business just like everyone else in the back. That's why they've all worked so hard to get where they are today. He's made his living as a wrestler here for five years and has learned one thing: money is power. Magnus understands all that but thinks the respect is what really matters. However, he isn't sure if Jeff Hardy feels the same. Jeff might have slayed his demons, but maybe there's one little demon coming back in: greed.
Magnus wants an explanation for why Hardy was seen having drinks with Dixie Carter last week, so here's Jeff to respond. The Brit says Hardy has the fans fooled but Magnus remembers 10-10-10 when Jeff sold out to become world champion. Fans: WE DON'T CARE! Jeff basically tells Magnus to mind his own business and drops the mic.
Angle says everything changes tonight when he beats Bobby Roode twice.
We recap Roode vs. Angle with Roode getting the better of Angle every time since BFG.
Chavo Guerrero is excited about his chances in Feast or Fired. Zema Ion comes up and makes annoying noises.
Kurt Angle vs. Bobby Roode
2/3 falls. Aggressive feeling out process with both guys countering everything the other one has until an ankle lock attempt sends Roode to the ropes for a break. A belly to belly sends Roode tot he floor but Angle throws him back inside for the rolling Germans. Roode avoids the Angle Slam and hides behind the referee to hit Angle low. A Death Valley Driver gives Bobby the first fall at 4:10 and we take a break.
Back with Roode missing a knee drop and Angle coming back with forearms and a release overhead belly to belly. Roode sidesteps a charge to send Angle's shoulder into the post but the Crossface is countered into the Angle Slam for the pin at 10:00 total. Roode tries to leave but Angle throws him back inside for more rolling Germans but Bobby snaps on the Crossface. Angle counters into a rollup but Roode puts him right back in the Crossface.
Kurt escapes again but Roode DDTs his arm down and puts the hold on for the third time. Angle rolls out one more time and puts on the ankle lock. Roode is about to tap so Angle switches over to a Crossface. Bobby fights out and tries another Death Valley Driver, only to have Angle slip behind the back and hit the Angle Slam for two. Back to the ankle lock but Roode rolls through and grabs the rope for the pin (just like Angle did to Roode at BFG 11) at 14:55. Kurt even puts his face in his hands like Roode did two years ago.
Storm says Gunner gambled last week, which offends Gunner for some reason.
Angle looks shell shocked in the back and is terrified by the idea of Roode having his number.
Video on Madison Rayne returning with Madison talking about her history with Gail Kim.
Ethan Carter III isn't worried because he knows the boss. His phone rings and he walks off, but the camera follows him. It's Dixie who can't fix things if Ethan gets fired. Thankfully he has it on speaker and up to his ear.
Eric Young has a gift for Abyss.
After a video recapping Eric telling Park he's Abyss, Young calls out Park for a chat. Park thinks Eric is wrong, but Eric has made him a match next week with Park facing Bad Influence. Joseph rightfully freaks out but Eric makes it even worse: it's Monster's Ball. Park says that's Abyss' match but Eric has gifts for Park. Park gets a chair, a bag of thumbtacks, and barbed wire. He's still not convinced, but Eric has saved the best for last. Park is sent under the ring to find....Janice, the 2x4 covered in nails. Joseph gets very serious and says he'll do it.
We look at Magnus accusing Hardy earlier before going to Hardy in the back. He looks upset when Samoa Joe sits down and asks if there's any truth to what Magnus suggested. Hardy is offended and leaves.
It's time to reveal Feast or Fired in a room backstage. Dixie comes in and talks about how amazing an idea this is before going to Ion for the first reveal. Zema gets an X-Division Title shot. Gunner goes next and says Storm will be his partner if he gets the Tag Title shot. Instead it's the World Title shot and Storm is MAD. That leaves Chavo and Carter with Chavo saying no matter what happens, he's still a Guerrero. Carter says he'll never lose and never be fired.
Before we get the reveal, Sting comes in and is thrilled that Ethan might be fired. The dramatic music actually works here for a change. Sting offers Ethan a deal: he'll take the case and whatever it contains in exchange for one match with Carter. Ethan takes the case and gets the Tag Title shot, meaning Chavo is fired.
Magnus says he'll win the title and all questions will be answered.
Gail Kim/Lei'D Tapa vs. ODB/Madison Rayne
Tapa throws Madison down to start so it's off to ODB for the power showdown. ODB gets slammed with ease and it's off to Gail as the announcers talk about a kickboxing show. The champion lays in some kicks before it's back to Tapa for some choking. Tapa misses a charge in the corner and it's off to Madison for some house cleaning. ODB is sent to the floor but Madison counters Eat Defeat into a backslide for the pin at 5:50.
Sting tells Jeff that he's been where Jeff is before and to play it cool.
Dixie has told Spud to get a new World Title belt made.
Video recapping the tournament.
Jeff Hardy comes out for the match and addresses the accusations. Three years ago he made a mistake but he's a different man now. Yeah he met with Dixie, but he thought about his family and his fans so Dixie's offer is rejected because nobody owns Jeff Hardy. This brings out Dixie who says Hardy owes everything he has to her. She's the one who stood by him and all that matters is her company, not Hardy's family. Jeff needs Hardy more than she needs him so she's going to watch from ringside.
TNA World Title: Jeff Hardy vs. Magnus
This is Dixieland, meaning it starts in a cage and the winner has to escape and climb a ladder at the top of the stage to pull down the title. Magnus sends Hardy into the corner to start but gets caught in a headscissors. A running forearm in the corner has Magnus in trouble and Jeff rains down right hands. Magnus comes right back with a running clothesline but Hardy avoids the top rope elbow. Hardy tries to leave but shoves Magnus down and misses the Swanton. EC3 is watching at the ramp as we take a break.
Back with Hardy being pulled back through the camera hole before kicking Magnus in the chest to put him down. Hardy goes to climb out but drops a Vader Bomb from the middle of the ropes to keep Magnus down. The Twist of Fate looks to set up a second Twist of Fate but Magnus shoves him off and chop blocks Jeff's knee. The Texas Cloverleaf has Hardy in trouble and a Snow Plow sets up the top rope elbow from Magnus.
Hardy fights up and hits a quick Whisper in the Wind before climbing up for a HUGE Whisper from the top of the cage to put both guys down again. They both climb over the top but EC3 goes to stop Magnus. The Brit fights him off but Hardy goes after Carter anyway because he wants to win fair. Magnus and Hardy slug it out on the floor but Hardy hits another Twist of Fate on the ramp. Jeff goes to the ladder but Dixie begs him to not go up. Hardy goes up anyway but Spud shoves the ladder down, sending Hardy down the ramp in an ugly crash. Magnus goes up to win the title at 17:43.
The Author....Dixie and company celebrate to end the show.
Results
Bobby Roode b. Kurt Angle Rollup while grabbing the ropes
ODB/Madison Rayne b. Gail Kim/Lei'D Tapa Backslide to Kim
Magnus b. Jeff Hardy Magnus pulled down the title
Smackdown got a 1.94, down slightly from last week.
Monday Night Raw
Date: December 16, 2013
Location: American Airlines Center, Dallas, Texas
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jerry Lawler
Well it's the night after the BIGGEST MATCH EVER and Randy Orton is still world champion, just like he was going into the show. The Authority seems to be ok with these circumstances though the returning Vince didn't seem completely thrilled. Other than that, Bryan lost to the Wyatts and the Shield is going to be having some problems as we get closer to Wrestlemania. Let's get to it.
We open with the roster on the stage with HHH and Stephanie in the ring. The Authority talks about what a huge moment last night was with a new Champion of Champions being crowned. Orton is introduced and just like Jericho 12 years ago, has both belts around his shoulders. Randy talks about how amazing he is and how he takes any opportunity that is given to him. Cena can be seen looking upset on the stage.
Last week Orton stood in the ring with 20 other superstars and now he's the champion of champions. Orton goes to brag about himself even more when Cena cuts him off by calling Randy an idiot. Here's what Orton is going to say: Viper, viper, apex, apex, apex, handcuffs (Those were clever by the way), and now I've saved these people twenty minutes. However Stone Cold Steve Austin has said that being champion means you have to put up or shut up every night, and that's true for Orton tonight.
Cena isn't talking about himself though. Last week he told a certain someone getting the first title shot if he won, and that means Orton should face Daniel Bryan tonight. Orton calls for security to get rid of both guys but Cena says Orton is just scared. Randy says no way, even though he doesn't have to listen to anyone. Stephanie: Except for us. HHH says Bryan doesn't deserve a title shot yet, but the Authority always listens to the fans. Orton protests but HHH makes the match anyway.
Rey Mysterio/Big Show vs. Cody Rhodes/Goldust
This is non-title and determined by a fan vote with the other options being the Real Americans and Ryback/Axel. Mysterio sends Cody to the floor to start and hits a nice baseball slide. Rey actually hits that slide into a splash which is usually a bump instead of a move. Back inside and Cody pulls Rey off the top before the Disaster Kick hits for two. Goldust drops a knee to the back of Mysterio's head for two and drops some more knees to Rey's arm. Back to Cody who runs into a Big Show clothesline as we take a break.
We come back to see Big Show slamming Cole as the announcers take pictures of themselves for no apparent reason. Big Show shrugs off some shots to the face and puts on something resembling a cobra clutch as the announcers take more pictures and talk about tweeting the picture. We're now at about a minute straight with the match being completely ignored.
Big Show has Cody almost out cold and the fans want Goldust. The Final Cut gets two on Cody so Big Show goes to the middle rope. Cody avoids an elbow drop to prevent death and makes the hot tag off to Goldust. The painted one tries to fire away on Show but walks into a chokeslam. Cody breaks it up at two but is sent to the floor, allowing Big Show to knock Goldust silly. Rey splashes Goldust from Show's shoulders for the pin at 12:39.
Goldust is helped to his feet post match. Mysterio is clearly limping.
We get an amusing vignette for a Good Santa vs. Bad Santa match with Mark Henry and Damien Sandow playing the respective characters.
Bad News Barrett says there's a lot of money to be won in the lottery but none of us will win it. He has a gavel now too.
Orton comes in to yell at the Authority some more but they talk to him about how serious it is to be undisputed champion. He has to do twice the work now and they hope he can handle it.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Fandango
This is a rematch of last night's bad pre show match. Ziggler quickly dropkicks him down and sends Fandango to the floor, only to have the dancer clothesline Ziggler down. Back in and Fandango punches Dolph in the face and suplexes him down for two. We hit the reverse chinlock for a bit on Ziggler but he comes back with a quick rollup for the pin at 3:27. It's as sudden as it sounds.
Real Americans vs. Big E. Langston/Mark Henry
Swagger and Langston get things going with Big E. leapfrogging Jack and running him down with a shoulder. Off to Cesaro as Cole talks about Snap Chat, which is apparently a social media site. The fans think OU (Oklahoma University, Swagger's alma mater) sucks. Henry throws Langston into the corner for a shoulder to Swagger's ribs and Big E. hits an unassisted one of his own.
Mark drops down onto Swagger's back a few times before it's back to Langston for right hands in the corner. Some right hands let Jack tag in Cesaro, only to have Henry come in to throw Antonio around with ease. Langston gorilla presses him down and knocks Cesaro the floor for a lull in the match. Back in and Cesaro comes back with some shots to the ribs and Swagger pulls Langston so Swagger can stomp away.
Back with Cesaro cranking on Big E.'s arm before hitting a nice gutwrench suplex for two. Cesaro breaks up a tag attempt and catapults Langston into Swagger for a belly to belly throw for two. Langton comes back by throwing Swagger to the floor and suplexing Cesaro down, setting up the tag to Henry. A powerslam gets two on Antonio but he comes back with a clothesline. Langston breaks up the Cesaro Swing attempt to Henry and the Big Ending is good for the pin at 15:30.
Weekly how to download the App video.
Bad Santa Sandow and his elves Tamina and AJ torment a young girl by telling her there are no presents this year and Christmas is canceled. The battle of the Santas is next Monday.
Ryback/Curtis Axel vs. Tons of Funk
Man alive there are a lot of tag matches tonight. Truth and Woods are on commentary. Axel dropkicks Tensai down to start before it's off to Ryback who gets two off a powerslam. Tensai avoids a charge in the corner but Brodus walks away from the tag. Ryback Meat Hooks and Shell Shocks Tensai for the pin at 2:22.
Brodus beats up Tensai post match until Woods and Truth make the save. Truth asks the Funkadactyls come in for a dance to Brodus' music. Brodus is furious. Cole dances at the announcers' table, giving us this from JBL: You are the worst white man in the history of dancing.
Here's Punk to talk about his win last night. He isn't a big Christmas guy but he can't believe he won last night. The war probably isn't over, but he still thinks there's more to Shield attacking him than meets the eye. Punk thinks there's something to the idea that the Authority was behind Shield attacking him, which isn't a big surprise. Everyone knows Punk isn't one to get along with authority, especially when they're trying to sweep him under the rug. He calls out HHH to hash all this out right now, but instead here's Shawn Michaels.
Punk calls out HHH and Stephanie again but Shawn says he understands Punk's problems with the Authority. The fans think Shawn sold out but when the chant dies out Shawn says they couldn't keep it up. Shawn is right there with Punk being anti-authority and since he superkicked Punk last week, shouldn't Punk's problem be with him?
The fans chant one more match (Punk: I'm sure I'll have more than one more!) and Punk says the 15 year old him was thrilled that Shawn kicked him in the face last week, but if Shawn does it again, Punk will be the one kicking. Shawn says he's always liked Punk but what he's about to do is going to hurt him more than it hurts Punk. He introduces Punk's opponents: Shield, who were announced earlier tonight.
An App poll determines Punk's partners. Shocking no one, the Usos crush the Prime Time Players and Los Matadores.
Usos/CM Punk vs. Shield
Jimmy slams Ambrose down to start before it's off to Jey for a running forearm in the corner. Punk comes in to keep up the arm work before it's off to Rollins vs. Jimmy. Seth is quickly taken down with an armbar as the match slows down. A hiptoss puts Rollins down and it's back to Jey for an uppercut. Jey Cactus Clotheslines Seth to the floor and we take a break.
Back with Jey trying to fight out of a double team but getting caught in the corner again for some stomping by Rollins. Jey rolls away from the corner and tags in Jimmy to speed things up a bit. Jimmy gets two off a Samoan drop but Rollins enziguris him right back down. Shield starts their tagging in and out to work over Jimmy as the match slows down again. Reigns slams Jimmy down for two and we hit the chinlock.
Jimmy FINALLY kicks Roman in the face and tags in Punk to wake up the crowd. CM fights off the rest of the Shield at the same time with a DDT/neckbreaker combination to Ambrose and Rollins. Everything breaks down and Reigns is taken down by a Jey dive to the floor. Rollins throws Jey into the barricade but gets caught by a suicide dive. Ambrose charges into a right hand from Punk, setting up the Macho Elbow for two. The GTS puts Ambrose down again but Reigns comes in off a blind tag and spears Punk for the pin at 16:18.
We recap the opening segment.
The Wyatts interrupt some WWE 2K14 footage with Bray talking about the long process of bringing down the machine. Bryan is a miniscule ant trying to break through a scorpion's armor. Bray told him he could take the pain away and is sorry for doubting Abigail. He understands what they have to do now and says if Bryan will not walk with the reapers, then he will burn with the saints. It was Harper finishing the statement, speaking for the first time ever I believe. The Family has been looking at something off camera while talking to Abigail. We pan over to see the empty rocking chair.
Bella Twins/Natalya vs. Alicia Fox/AJ Lee/Tamina Snuka
Since this feud just won't die. Natalya grabs a quick rollup for two on Alicia before Fox can't quite tilt-a-whirl slam the Canadian. Off to Brie who gets slammed off the middle rope for two before it's off to Tamina to throw a shirt at Brie. We hit the chinlock as the match is dragging yet again. The announcers talk about the Will Ferrell movie Elf as Tamina slams Brie down. AJ gets the tag and the fans freak out, only to have Brie dropkick AJ down. The hot tag brings in Nikki who cleans house and puts AJ in a torture rack, only to have Tamina hit a GREAT superkick to put Nikki down. A Shining Wizard from AJ is enough to pin Nikki at 5:15.
Good Santa Henry with Bella and Horswoggle elves make a boy feel better by telling him that Christmas won't be canceled. I know it's stupid, I know it's corny, I know they do it every year, but I can't help but smile at these things.
Randy Orton doesn't know why the Authority is listening to the fans.
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan
Non-title, as acknowledged by Cole. Orton gets caught by an early shot to the head and bails outside, only to come back inside and get caught in a headlock. Randy counters into a headscissors but Bryan comes back with an Indian Deathlock, sending Orton out to the floor again. Back in and Bryan drops elbows on Orton's knee before wrapping it around the post. The Beard wins a quick slugout and knees Orton in the ribs, followed by a kick to the same area.
Orton rakes Bryan's eyes to get a breather but his Thesz Press is rolled through into a half crab. Randy makes the rope and gets in a stomp to Bryan's arm, sending Bryan into the corner in agony. JBL praises Orton extensively as Orton goes after the arm and stomps on Bryan's foot. We hit the armbar for a big before Orton wristdrags Daniel down. There's the Orton circle stomp but Bryan comes back by biting Orton's face. A running dropkick puts Orton on the floor but Randy sidesteps the FLYING GOAT, sending Bryan down onto his bad arm again.
Back with Orton holding a chinlock followed by a knee to the ribs, sending Bryan to the apron. Daniel gets knocked into the barricade and Orton drops him back first onto wall as well. Back in and a gorgeous superplex gets two on Bryan but he comes back again with the moonsault out of the corner and the running clothesline. Two straight running kicks in the corner set up a top rope hurricanrana but Bryan's arm injury prevents the immediate cover. The fans are correct as they call this awesome.
Bryan gets caught in the backbreaker but gets a quick YES Lock attempt to stop Orton's momentum. A catapult sends Bryan over the top but he skins the cat, only to get kicked in the ribs. The Elevated DDT drops Daniel again but the RKO is countered into a backslide for two. The big kick to Orton's head gets the same and both guys are down. There's the big YES chant and Bryan goes up top, only to get crotched down. Bryan breaks up another superplex attempt and scores with the swan dive for another near fall. The fans are losing their minds on these kickouts and with good reason.
More kicks in the corner have Orton in trouble but he misses a running kick to the opposite corner to give Randy a breather. A rollup gets two for Orton but he gets caught in the YES Lock out of nowhere. The hold isn't on all the way though and Randy gets over to the rope and out to the floor. Now the FLYING GOAT connects and Bryan hits a leg lariat up against the barricade. Back in and the missile dropkick connects, setting up the chest kicks. Orton ducks the head kick and low blows Bryan for the LAME DQ at 25:00.
Post match here's Cena to go after Orton but he checks on Bryan, only to walk into an RKO. Orton poses to end the show.
Results
Big Show/Rey Mysterio b. Cody Rhodes/Goldust Splash to Goldust
Dolph Ziggler b. Fandango Rollup
Big E. Langston/Mark Henry b. Real Americans Big Ending to Cesaro
Ryback/Curtis Axel b. Tons of Funk Shell Shock to Cesaro
Shield b. Usos/CM Punk Spear to Punk
AJ Lee/Tamina Snuka/Alicia Fox b. Bella Twins/Natalya Shining Wizard to Nikki
Daniel Bryan b. Randy Orton via DQ Orton hit Bryan low
Tuesday
Raw got a 2.95, up from last week though views were down slightly.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: December 18, 2013
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, Byron Saxton, Tensai
Tonight is the 200th episode celebration and believe it or not, that's actually an accurate count for a change, assuming you consider this the same show as the original competition show. The main stories tonight are an appearance by HHH and an NXT Title defense with Bo Dallas defending against Adrian Neville in a lumberjack match. NXT has a good history of making their big shows work so this has good potential tonight. Let's get to it.
Here's HHH to open the show instead of Welcome Home. The boss says he loves hearing those NXT chants. We're here to celebrate the 200th episode of NXT which has seen people like Damien Sandow, Shield and the Wyatt come through here. The fans chant FIVE and HHH adds Big E. Langston to the list. With the new Performance Center, the next two hundred episodes are going to be even better. HHH tells the fans to give themselves a standing ovation because this is their house. The question now: are we ready?
Welcome Home.
Sami Zayn/Tyson Kidd vs. Leo Kruger/Antonio Cesaro
Leo's Real American trials continue. The bell rings twice for some reason before Kruger knees Kidd in the ribs to start. Tyson comes right back with an armdrag into an armbar Sami gets the tag and Kruger runs straight to the corner for the tag to Cesaro. The fans immediately chant MATCH OF THE YEAR until Cesaro grabs a top wristlock. Sami shoves him into the corner but the referee pulls him down because he loves AMERICA.
Kidd comes in with a quick rollup for two but Cesaro catches his cross body in mid air and puts Tyson down with a backbreaker. We take a break and come back with Kidd fighting out of the heel corner and getting two off a rollup on Kruger. Leo stops the hot tag with a spinebuster for two of his own though and it's back to Cesaro. The gutwrench suplex gets two and we hit a quickly broken chinlock. Cesaro kicks Sami off the apron to give Leo a two count and a chinlock of his own.
Back up and Tyson low bridges Kruger to the floor and avoids a charging Cesaro in the corner. Sami finally comes in off the hot tag to clean house and gets two on Leo off a high cross body. The Slice is countered into a sitout powerbomb for two but Cesaro makes the save. Kidd dives on Cesaro and Sami hits a running boot in the corner to pin Kruger at 8:17 shown of 11:47.
Emma does her dance in the back and nearly pokes Natalya in the eye. Natalya gets annoyed and Emma accuses her of going Hollywood and forgetting the little people down here in NXT. Natalya says Emma got her title shot through a dance off so she has no room to talk. Emma says wrestling brought her to the dance so Natalya offers to let Emma tango into the Sharpshooter. A #1 contenders match is made and both girls walk off.
We get a clip from the first episode of NXT. Daniel Bryan used to be even smaller than he is today. That match with Jericho he had on the first show was great stuff.
There was a special meet and greet for the first 200 people at the taping. That's a cool idea.
Sasha Banks vs. Paige
Non-title. Sasha slaps Paige into the corner to start before slamming her face first into the mat. Paige gets stomped in the corner and Banks throws in a mockery of Paige's scream. Off to a chinlock with a bodyscissors on Paige until the champion fights up and wristdrags Sasha off the top. Summer tries to get involved but Banks accidentally kicks her in the chest, setting up the Paige Turner for the pin on Sasha at 3:38.
Enzo Amore (YES!) and Colin Cassady are talking lawsuits against a parking lot without handicap accessibility (Enzo is in a wheelchair due to a leg injury) when Aiden English interrupts. Enzo says Colin can out sing Aiden and an argument over the meaning of the word moi. A singing competition is set between English and Big Cass. English: Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi. Cass: Sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-SAWFT!
Ascension vs. ???
This is the open challenge for a non-title match. The opponents are the American Pitbulls: Derrick Billington (originally John Cahill) and John Cahill (originally Eric Philbin), more famously known as Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards respectively. Thankfully their new names aren't horrible. The fans are entirely behind the Pitbulls and actually don't call them the Wolves. Billington grabs a wristlock on Viktor to start before it's off to Cahill for more arm cranking. Ascension drags him into the corner and brings in Konnor but the Pitbulls take him down with a double Japanese armdrag.
Viktor is sent to the floor but Konnor takes Cahill's head off. We get a mild Davey Richards chant as Ascension takes turns destroying Billington. Derrick backflips out of a suplex and kicks Viktor in the chest to make the tag to Cahill. A running knee to Victor's chest gets two as everything breaks down. The champions are sent to the floor for stereo dives by the Pitbulls for a near fall. Billington goes up and howls before hitting a flying headbutt for two. Viktor will have none of that though and blasts Cahill in the head, setting up Fall of Man for the pin at 4:22.
Hunico and Camacho come out to talk trash so Ascension beats up Cahill a little more.
Kofi Kingston is rocking a suit and is happy to be here. Lana comes up to speak some Bulgarian before challenging Kofi to a match with Alexander Rusev for next week. One minor note here that makes NXT that much better: Kofi was shown as part of the meet and greet earlier so he has an actual reason for being here tonight instead of just showing up because the script called for him to.
Next week is a year in review special plus Regal vs. Cesaro.
NXT Title: Bo Dallas vs. Adrian Neville
This is a lumberjack match with Dallas defending. As a special treat, THE FINK does the announcing. The fans think Breeze is gorgeous before shifting to a Let's Go Neville chant. Dallas has some awesomely evil pure white gear this week. Bo is quickly sent to the floor but runs back inside to avoid the lumberjacks. A rollup gets two for Neville but Dallas sends him outside. Breeze gets in Adrian's face and earns a slap, sending the crowd into a quick freazy.
We take a break (including another NXT moment with Rollins becoming the first NXT Champion) and come back with Neville taking Dallas down for some kicks to the chest. Dallas gets in a shot to the ribs and drops some knees for two. Tyler Breeze is seated next to the barricade and looks livid. A cravate keeps Neville on the mat and a kick to the head gets two. The fans chant DROP THE TITLE as Bo drives elbows into Neville's head. A hard clothesline flips Neville inside out for two and Dallas is frustrated.
Adrian escapes the bulldog out of the corner and scores with a running forearm. Some kicks get two on Bo and an enziguri sets up a standing shooting star for two. The fans threaten to riot if Bo wins but the champion bails to the floor before the Red Arrow launches. All of the lumberjacks stop him so Adrian dives on EVERYBODY in a great visual. Back in and Adrian loads up the Red Arrow but Breeze pulls Dallas out of the way, giving Bo the pin at 9:50 shown of 11:50.
Results
Sami Zayn/Tyson Kidd b. Leo Kruger/Antonio Cesaro Running big boot to Kruger
Paige b. Sasha Banks Paige Turner
Ascension b. American Pitbulls Ascension
Bo Dallas b. Adrian Neville Pin after a missed Red Arrow
Thursday
Survivor Series did 179,000 buys, down about 30,000 from last year.
Impact Wrestling
Date: December 19, 2013
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
Tonight is the Final Resolution special with a double main event. The main stories are the Dixieland match with Magnus facing Jeff Hardy in the world title tournament final and Kurt Angle vs. Bobby Roode in a 2/3 falls match which might be the blowoff to their feud. The other question is where AJ Styles fits into this whole picture, assuming he still has a job in this company. We also get the Feast or Fired reveals tonight. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the AJ fiasco which set up the tournament.
Magnus is looking for Jeff and Dixie but neither are here. That's fine with him as he's got something to say that will get everyone's attention.
Here's Magnus to talk about how much he loves this business just like everyone else in the back. That's why they've all worked so hard to get where they are today. He's made his living as a wrestler here for five years and has learned one thing: money is power. Magnus understands all that but thinks the respect is what really matters. However, he isn't sure if Jeff Hardy feels the same. Jeff might have slayed his demons, but maybe there's one little demon coming back in: greed.
Magnus wants an explanation for why Hardy was seen having drinks with Dixie Carter last week, so here's Jeff to respond. The Brit says Hardy has the fans fooled but Magnus remembers 10-10-10 when Jeff sold out to become world champion. Fans: WE DON'T CARE! Jeff basically tells Magnus to mind his own business and drops the mic.
Angle says everything changes tonight when he beats Bobby Roode twice.
We recap Roode vs. Angle with Roode getting the better of Angle every time since BFG.
Chavo Guerrero is excited about his chances in Feast or Fired. Zema Ion comes up and makes annoying noises.
Kurt Angle vs. Bobby Roode
2/3 falls. Aggressive feeling out process with both guys countering everything the other one has until an ankle lock attempt sends Roode to the ropes for a break. A belly to belly sends Roode tot he floor but Angle throws him back inside for the rolling Germans. Roode avoids the Angle Slam and hides behind the referee to hit Angle low. A Death Valley Driver gives Bobby the first fall at 4:10 and we take a break.
Back with Roode missing a knee drop and Angle coming back with forearms and a release overhead belly to belly. Roode sidesteps a charge to send Angle's shoulder into the post but the Crossface is countered into the Angle Slam for the pin at 10:00 total. Roode tries to leave but Angle throws him back inside for more rolling Germans but Bobby snaps on the Crossface. Angle counters into a rollup but Roode puts him right back in the Crossface.
Kurt escapes again but Roode DDTs his arm down and puts the hold on for the third time. Angle rolls out one more time and puts on the ankle lock. Roode is about to tap so Angle switches over to a Crossface. Bobby fights out and tries another Death Valley Driver, only to have Angle slip behind the back and hit the Angle Slam for two. Back to the ankle lock but Roode rolls through and grabs the rope for the pin (just like Angle did to Roode at BFG 11) at 14:55. Kurt even puts his face in his hands like Roode did two years ago.
Storm says Gunner gambled last week, which offends Gunner for some reason.
Angle looks shell shocked in the back and is terrified by the idea of Roode having his number.
Video on Madison Rayne returning with Madison talking about her history with Gail Kim.
Ethan Carter III isn't worried because he knows the boss. His phone rings and he walks off, but the camera follows him. It's Dixie who can't fix things if Ethan gets fired. Thankfully he has it on speaker and up to his ear.
Eric Young has a gift for Abyss.
After a video recapping Eric telling Park he's Abyss, Young calls out Park for a chat. Park thinks Eric is wrong, but Eric has made him a match next week with Park facing Bad Influence. Joseph rightfully freaks out but Eric makes it even worse: it's Monster's Ball. Park says that's Abyss' match but Eric has gifts for Park. Park gets a chair, a bag of thumbtacks, and barbed wire. He's still not convinced, but Eric has saved the best for last. Park is sent under the ring to find....Janice, the 2x4 covered in nails. Joseph gets very serious and says he'll do it.
We look at Magnus accusing Hardy earlier before going to Hardy in the back. He looks upset when Samoa Joe sits down and asks if there's any truth to what Magnus suggested. Hardy is offended and leaves.
It's time to reveal Feast or Fired in a room backstage. Dixie comes in and talks about how amazing an idea this is before going to Ion for the first reveal. Zema gets an X-Division Title shot. Gunner goes next and says Storm will be his partner if he gets the Tag Title shot. Instead it's the World Title shot and Storm is MAD. That leaves Chavo and Carter with Chavo saying no matter what happens, he's still a Guerrero. Carter says he'll never lose and never be fired.
Before we get the reveal, Sting comes in and is thrilled that Ethan might be fired. The dramatic music actually works here for a change. Sting offers Ethan a deal: he'll take the case and whatever it contains in exchange for one match with Carter. Ethan takes the case and gets the Tag Title shot, meaning Chavo is fired.
Magnus says he'll win the title and all questions will be answered.
Gail Kim/Lei'D Tapa vs. ODB/Madison Rayne
Tapa throws Madison down to start so it's off to ODB for the power showdown. ODB gets slammed with ease and it's off to Gail as the announcers talk about a kickboxing show. The champion lays in some kicks before it's back to Tapa for some choking. Tapa misses a charge in the corner and it's off to Madison for some house cleaning. ODB is sent to the floor but Madison counters Eat Defeat into a backslide for the pin at 5:50.
Sting tells Jeff that he's been where Jeff is before and to play it cool.
Dixie has told Spud to get a new World Title belt made.
Video recapping the tournament.
Jeff Hardy comes out for the match and addresses the accusations. Three years ago he made a mistake but he's a different man now. Yeah he met with Dixie, but he thought about his family and his fans so Dixie's offer is rejected because nobody owns Jeff Hardy. This brings out Dixie who says Hardy owes everything he has to her. She's the one who stood by him and all that matters is her company, not Hardy's family. Jeff needs Hardy more than she needs him so she's going to watch from ringside.
TNA World Title: Jeff Hardy vs. Magnus
This is Dixieland, meaning it starts in a cage and the winner has to escape and climb a ladder at the top of the stage to pull down the title. Magnus sends Hardy into the corner to start but gets caught in a headscissors. A running forearm in the corner has Magnus in trouble and Jeff rains down right hands. Magnus comes right back with a running clothesline but Hardy avoids the top rope elbow. Hardy tries to leave but shoves Magnus down and misses the Swanton. EC3 is watching at the ramp as we take a break.
Back with Hardy being pulled back through the camera hole before kicking Magnus in the chest to put him down. Hardy goes to climb out but drops a Vader Bomb from the middle of the ropes to keep Magnus down. The Twist of Fate looks to set up a second Twist of Fate but Magnus shoves him off and chop blocks Jeff's knee. The Texas Cloverleaf has Hardy in trouble and a Snow Plow sets up the top rope elbow from Magnus.
Hardy fights up and hits a quick Whisper in the Wind before climbing up for a HUGE Whisper from the top of the cage to put both guys down again. They both climb over the top but EC3 goes to stop Magnus. The Brit fights him off but Hardy goes after Carter anyway because he wants to win fair. Magnus and Hardy slug it out on the floor but Hardy hits another Twist of Fate on the ramp. Jeff goes to the ladder but Dixie begs him to not go up. Hardy goes up anyway but Spud shoves the ladder down, sending Hardy down the ramp in an ugly crash. Magnus goes up to win the title at 17:43.
The Author....Dixie and company celebrate to end the show.
Results
Bobby Roode b. Kurt Angle Rollup while grabbing the ropes
ODB/Madison Rayne b. Gail Kim/Lei'D Tapa Backslide to Kim
Magnus b. Jeff Hardy Magnus pulled down the title