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Monday
Smackdown got a 1.88, up from last week.
Monday Night Raw
Date: October 15, 2012
Location: Bridgestone Arena, Nashville, Tennessee
Commentators: Jim Ross, Michael Cole
The main story tonight is Punk having to decide who he faces inside the Cell in about two weeks. He either has to face Ryback or Cena and if he doesn't pick, it's going to be decided by Vince himself. I'm assuming Vince will be here live tonight which is a good thing given how awesome he was last week. Other than that the PPV is mostly set. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the ending segment from last week with Punk running away from Vince.
Here's Big Show with something to say. He talks about how he overpowered Sheamus last week and Sheamus was in awe. Then on Smackdown they tested which finisher was stronger through a machine and the punch won by a landslide. Show gets mad about the 45 second reign and demands a match with Bryan (the guy that beat him for the 45 second reign) RIGHT NOW. Some guys including Bryan are watching in the back. Bryan says no, but AJ comes up and says yes. Kane laughs and Bryan gets in a yes/no battle with about half the roster.
Big Show vs. Daniel Bryan
Show charges right at Bryan but Daniel starts moving as fast as he can. Show shoves him to the floor and we take a break after about 45 seconds. I hate when they do that. Back with Show bearhugging Bryan but Bryan comes back with the rapid fire kicks. He fires off even more but as he goes up top, Bryan jumps into a chokeslam for the pin at 6:32.
Kane comes out for the save.
Here's Heyman standing in front of something with a cloth over it. He brings out Punk to announce who he wants to face at the PPV. Punk talks about disrespect and how everyone wants to make it about themselves instead of him. Last week that was Vince and then Punk had to beat Vince up to prove his point. Then it took Ryback and Cena to run Punk off. We look at the HIAC poster on the screen which is Punk as the devil in the Cell.
Punk talks about how he's got two devils to pick from: the one he knows in Cena or the one he doesn't know in Ryback. Both names get reactions but Cena's is clearly bigger, which shouldn't surprise anyone. Punk asks for some decorum while he unveils his opponent. He grabs the sheet over what appears to be a poster on a stand, but Punk says he's going to think a bit longer because the fans won't stop disrespecting him.
Cue Vince to make up Punk's mind for him. Vince says he respected Punk last week, but now Punk has lost that respect. Tonight it's a contract signing and Vince is going to announce the opponent. Vince: RESPECT THAT!
Brodus Clay vs. Alberto Del Rio
I wonder if we'll hear about their history together. Brodus takes him into the corner to start and rams Del Rio to the floor. Alberto drapes the arm over the ropes and goes after it. Brodus misses a charge in the corner, gets caught in the armbreaker, and taps at 2:20. Brodus, welcome to Jobberville.
Punk rants to Heyman in the back and wants to fight Vince tonight. Punk yells at Heyman here and looks flustered.
Prime Time Players vs. Zack Ryder/Santino Marella
This is joined in progress with Young tagging in Titus to keep up a beating on Santino. Off to Ryder who pounds away on Titus and hits a middle rope missile dropkick to set up the Broski Boot for two. Everything breaks down and it's the gutbuster to Santino, the Rough Ryder to Young, and the Clash of the Titus to Santino for the pin at 1:26 shown. Ok then.
Post match here's the Band, now in jeans and leather jackets, to beat on Ryder. Now they're called the 3MB apparently.
Here are Vickie and Ziggler to talk about how Ryback doesn't deserve a title match in the Cell. It should be Dolph who gets the shot, and he should cash in the case that night and win both titles. This brings out.....David Otunga? He thinks HE should get the shot. Cue AJ who makes a handicap match.
David Otunga/Dolph Ziggler vs. Ryback
A LOUD Feed Me More chant starts up and a Vickie distraction lets Dolph hit a dropkick. The clothesline kills Ziggler and the annoying fans chant Goldberg. Off to Otunga who gets caught in the over the shoulder Stunner (called an atomic drop by JR) as Ziggler leaves. Otunga gets Shell Shocked for the pin at 1:48.
Heyman comes in to see Vince and offers another match with Vince where if Punk wins, he gets to pick the stipulation. Vince says ok, but it's against Heyman instead of Punk.
AJ is in the back when Striker asks him about getting beaten up by HELL NO. He implies he wants an apology and AJ is psycho this week so it's Striker vs. Kane tonight. Striker: “But....no.....”
Antonio Cesaro vs. Justin Gabriel
Non-title. Gabriel escapes a German suplex to start but gets hit in the ribs to take him down. A HARD double stomp keeps Gabriel down and since we've got a Swiss guy vs. a South African, the Tennessee fans chant USA. Cesaro stays on the ribs with a gutbuster and a body vice. They slug it out and Gabriel uses AJ Styles' moonsault into the reverse DDT to set up the 450, but the injured ribs slow down the cover and Cesaro gets the rope. Gabriel tries a springboard but he jumps into the uppercut to kill him dead. Neutralizer gets the academic pin at 3:51.
Matt Striker vs. Kane
Striker has a mic to start and begs for mercy. He says he'd be fine with just an apology. Striker appeals to Kane's therapy which Kane accepts, giving Striker a hug. Kane won't let go of the hug and then the chokeslam ends this at 2:02, about 90 seconds of which were talking.
Kane interviews Striker who is out cold post match.
Time for MizTV. Miz insults the crowd a bit and brings out Kofi to hype up their title match on Main Event. Miz offers to carry Kofi like everyone else has. He talks about how Kofi has never done anything of note and how Kofi will always be the B guy that just makes people happy. Kofi says maybe Miz is right and Kofi needs to add some more moments to his career, like winning the IC Title on Wednesday. Kofi offers to have a match tonight, and Miz says ok. Miz says Kofi will always be the guy that says Boom Boom Boom and it's on, with Miz getting knocked to the floor. More Kofi being serious is a good thing.
Sheamus vs. Wade Barrett
Non-title here. They work on each others' arms to start and Sheamus clotheslines him down and out to the apron. The ten forearms are escapes and Barrett comes back with a shot to the head. A pumphandle slam gets two for Barrett and it's off to the chinlock. Sheamus fights up and knocks Barrett to the floor. A shoulder block off the apron puts Barrett down and here's Show with a chair as we take a break.
Back with Sheamus in control as Show sits on the stage and cheers for Barrett. They head to the floor and Barrett tries to kick the steps into Sheamus like he did last week but Sheamus is ready for it this week. As they get back in Barrett fires off a kick to the ribs to take over. A kick to Sheamus' face has the champion in trouble and they head to the floor again.
They head back inside with Sheamus put in a chinlock, but he gets the crazy eyes and fights up. Irish Curse puts Barrett down but Sheamus can't follow up. The champ comes back with a knee lift and powerslam for two. Show is getting nervous. Barrett rolls to the apron and you just shouldn't do that against Sheamus. After the ten forearms and a suplex for two, Sheamus starts smiling. Sheamus gets sent into the buckle and a middle rope elbow gets two for Wade.
Wasteland is countered but the Brogue Kick misses as well. Winds of Change (Boss Man Slam) gets two and Wade is frustrated. Sheamus goes up but has to roll through the shoulder block. The cloverleaf is put on but here's Big Show. He distracts Sheamus but the champ loads up White Noise. Sheamus gets thrown at Show who low bridges him for the DQ at 15:26.
Sheamus immediately Brogue Kicks Barrett and clotheslines Show to the floor.
Vince is in his office when Cena comes in. Cena says he's no doctor but Vince doesn't listen to doctors anyway so it doesn't matter. John belongs out there and if Vince picks him, he'll do what he does. Vince says he'll take that under consideration.
Divas Title: Eve Torres vs. Layla
This is Layla's rematch from whatever show she lost the title at. They fight over a tieup to start and Eve takes over. She sends Layla to the floor and hurts Layla's ribs. Back in and Eve works on the shoulder. Well of course she does. Eve puts on a Figure Four headlock but Layla makes a rope after a minute or so. Layla comes back with a kick to the chest for two and screams a lot. The bouncing cross body gets two but Layla gets kicked off the middle rope and is pinned (with her foot on the ropes) at 4:38.
WWE has a new charity thing, this one having to do with malaria nets.
Kane and Bryan have another arugment in the back and Bryan isn't happy with Kane for laughing at him earlier. “Yes it was funny.” “NO IT WASN'T!” Bryan finally shouts and says next week it should be Kane vs. Big Show. Oh please.....no. ANYTHING but that.
Ryback is in Vince's office and Vince thanks him for the save last week. The fans are saying Ryback is heartless, merciless, cold-blooded and would run through a brick wall to get what he wants. Ryback looks straight ahead the whole time until Vince asks what Ryback thinks. Ryback says Feed Me Punk. Vince will consider that too.
Mysterio isn't here tonight, so the finals are next week.
3MB goes to a bar and takes over the stage. Secuirty throws them out.
Rhodes Scholars vs. Epico/Primo
The cousins jump the Scholars before the bell and the Scholars hide on the floor. We start with Primo vs. Cody. Off to Epico who has some good luck with Rhodes but has to chase off Sandow (Damien: “DON'T TOUCH ME!”
. Cody takes over and it's off to Sandow for the windup elbow for two. Back to Cody and there's nothing to talk about in this match. Cody beats on Primo, Sandow beats on Primo, no one cares, the beating continues. The hot tag brings in Epico for some suplexes but everything breaks down. Epico misses a cross body and the double arm neckbreaker (called the Terminus apparently) gets the pin at 6:53.
The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston
Miz charges at him but misses his shot. This is a big brawl very quickly and Miz rolls to the floor. Kofi kills him with a clothesline but back inside Miz takes over again and hits a running corner clothesline. Top rope ax handle gets two for the champ and we hit the chinlock. Kofi comes back with a suplex and a clothesline. The Finale is countered, as is the SOS and another Finale attempt. The Trouble in Paradise gets the pin on Miz at 5:25. That kick looked NASTY, as I don't think Miz knew it was coming.
Miz is looked at post match. He was totally blindsided by that kick.
Here's Vince to announce the main event for the PPV. He brings out Punk, Ryback and Cena as we're already past 11pm. I love Heyman holding up the title when the other guys come in. Punk cuts Vince off before his speech really gets going. I guess the scene with Vince and Heyman earlier canceled the proposed match? Punk signs without knowing his opponent.
Cena talks about Punk being champion for 330 days but says Punk needs to shut up. Vince tries to make his announcement but Cena cuts him off. Cena would love to fight Punk but he thinks Ryback just wants to beat someone up. That might be what Punk needs and Cena starts a FEED ME MORE chant. Ryback signs....and that's the match. Ryback Shell Shocks Punk to end the show.
Results
Big Show b. Daniel Bryan – Chokeslam
Alberto Del Rio b. Brodus Clay – Cross Armbreaker
Prime Time Players b. Santino Marella/Zack Ryder – Clash of the Titus to Ryder
Ryback b. Dolph Ziggler and David Otunga – Shell Shock to Otunga
Antonio Cesaro b. Justin Gabriel – Neutralizer
Kane b. Matt Striker – Chokeslam
Sheamus b. Wade Barrett via DQ when Big Show interfered
Eve Torres b. Layla – Pin after Layla was kicked off the middle rope
Rhodes Scholars b. Epico/Primo – Terminus to Epico
Kofi Kingston b. The Miz – Trouble in Paradise
Tuesday
Raw got 2.79, the same as last week.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: October 17, 2012
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Byron Saxton, William Regal
Things have kind of reset after last week and now we need a new challenger for Rollins and the NXT Title. Other than that we had Punk here last week who really didn't do all that much. The good thing about last week's episode was that the show stood alone but it had some great stuff on it. Hopefully that keeps up tonight. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of last week's main event with Rollins successfully defending against McGillicutty.
Alex Riley vs. Jinder Mahal
This is before the 3MB phase began for Mahal and is apparently the first time he's been on NXT since he lost in the title tournament final. Feeling out process to start with Mahal working over the arm. Riley does exactly the same as the first minute is pretty even. They mix things up with a headlock and Riley dropkicks him down with one foot to the stomach and one to the chest.
A middle rope shoulder gets two for Alex as Regal is talking about his family singing in the bathroom. You certainly can't say he lets things stay dull. Mahal drives knees into the chest for two and it's off to a chinlock. Out of absolutely nowhere, Riley grabs a rollup and gets the big upset at 3:50.
Post match Mahal beats up Riley and puts him in the camel clutch.
Jake Carter vs. Trent Barretta
This was set up in a backstage segment last week. Regal talks about Vader training Carter (his son) since he was a kid and now it's paying off apparently. Trent takes him to the mat with a headlock to start but Carter shoves him off and pounds away in the corner to take over. If there is ever a guy who you wouldn't associate with his father based on his look and gimmick, Carter would be near the top of such a list. Jake hooks a chinlock but gets suplexed down by Trent.
An enziguri puts Carter down again and the fans are behind Trent. Not that it works that well as Carter takes his head off with a clothesline but the fans were indeed behind him. Carter loads up a belly to back superplex but gets knocked to the mat. A Whisper in the Wind gets two for Trent but he walks into a belly to belly overhead suplex for two. Another suplex is escaped and Trent hits a running boot/knee to the face for the pin at 6:28.
Here's Sandow who says George Washington would be ashamed of everyone here. He thinks the fans boo him because they know he's right.
Damien Sandow vs. Brandon Traven
I think I got the jobber's last name right. Damien takes it to the mat to start and they trade some basic holds. Sandow misses a clothesline but runs to the corner to avoid a right hand. Damien takes it back to the mat and works on a headlock before stomping away a bit. Traven misses a dropkick and Sandow snaps, punching Traven down and raking his face with a knee. Off to a chinlock followed by some knees to the chest and then right back to the chinlock by Sandow. Traven gets in some jobber offense but misses a knee drop. The wind up elbow and the Terminus neckbreaker get the pin at 6:07.
Ascension/Kassius Ohno vs. Richie Steamboat/Usos
Main event time. Steamboat charges at the ring to get at Ohno and we take a break during the brawl. We come back with Cameron controlling Steamboat before tagging in to Ohno. Steamboat starts his comeback and Ohno immediately runs away. It's off to O'Brien vs. Jey and O'Brien can't hurt Jey head. I miss racial stereotypes in wrestling. Conor takes him down into a bodyscissors instead to take over.
Jey gets put in a chinlock as we take a break. Back with Conor kicking Jey in the head from the apron and Cameron dropping an elbow for two. Off to Ohno who stomps away in the corner for two. We hit the cravate and then a front facelock and Jey crawls for the corner, only to get dragged back to the wrong part of town. Back to Conor for more beating but Jey grabs a quick kind of Angle Slam move into a rollup for two.
Cameron comes in and gets caught in a backslide for two but Jey still can't make the tag. This is quite a beatdown. JR says most people would have folded their tent by now, which launches Regal into stories of his carnival days. Back to Ohno but Jey punches his way to the corner for the hot tag to Steamboat. Richie destroys Kassius as everything breaks down. The Usos hit stereo dives onto Ascension on the floor but Ohno hits the spinning forearm (called OBE, or One Behind the Ear) for the pin at 10:16 shown of 12:46.
Results
Alex Riley b. Jinder Mahal – Rollup
Trent Barretta b. Jake Carter – Running knee to the face
Damien Sandow b. Brandon Traven – Terminus
Ascension/Kassius Ohno b. Usos/Richie Steamboat – OBE to Steamboat
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: October 18, 2012
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Taz
We're in a new era now as BFG 2012 is officially over and we now have a member of Aces and 8's known in the form of D-Von. On top of that, they have full access to the Impact Zone, which is completely different from the last few months when they came and went as they pleased because.....well because that's what the stipulations say. Oh and Hardy is now world champion. Let's get to it.
After a highlight package from BFG we're ready to go.
Aces and 8's arrive to open the show. They point to the monitor and the boss and company are toasting themselves in the back. D-Von is officially the newest member apparently and not the leader. That doesn't exactly make things better but it's a thing at least. Here's D-Von to the arena as well to celebrate with the group of Aces and 8's in the ring. The fans chant that D-Von sold out.
D-Von says that the Aces and 8's are the ones that always had his back and the people in the Impact Zone are inbred pieces of crap. He joined Aces and 8's because he can. He thanks the guy that brought him into the group because....and he trails off. Regarding Bubba, this is payback for two years ago when Bubba turned on him and put his son through a table. You know, because everyone was waiting on resolution to THAT.
Cue Sting, Ray, and about half the roster. It's a big brawl almost immediately and here comes Hogan......and we take a break. Yep we take a break nine minutes into the show with a brawl going on and with nothing explained. Back with Aces and 8's out of the ring with TNA standing tall. They charge the ring again but then stop. Hogan says with full access comes the requirement to fight. Sting wants to fight D-Von tonight and Hogan says that fight is on or D-Von is gone. D-Von says ok. This story is so freaking dull.
We recap the world title match from the PPV. Hardy gets a celebration tonight. Aries says he'll attend and bring cookies.
Back with Hogan in the back talking about how Jeff Hardy is defending next week. It'll be against one of four challengers: Storm, Anderson, the winner of a triple threat, and someone else to be named. Park comes in and Hogan praises Park. Hogan sends the cameras out so they can chat.
TV Title: Samoa Joe vs. Robbie E
Joe pounds away to start and drops a knee for two. Robbie T blocks the MuscleBuster and Joe no sells chops. Joe dives onto T with a suicide elbow and kicks E out of the air. Back in and the MuscleBuster sets up the Clutch for the submission at 2:38.
Robbie T gets choked out too.
Jesse Godderz is pressing tara in the back. They make out a bit and drop celebrity names.
Tara vs. ODB
Non-title and ODB yells at Eric on the phone for not being here. She's still on the phone during her entrance. ODB grabs Tara and pounds away to start. Apparently Tessmacher gets a rematch next week. ODB puts her ring in her picket which can't be a good thing. She slams Tara down and talks to Eric on the phone some more. Jesse gets his face shoved in ODB's chest and it's back to the phone. Tara keeps pulling ODB's hair and let's stop for more kissing. ODB takes a shot from the flak, spits it at Jesse, and hits the Bam for the pin at 3:14.
AJ talks to Angle and says it's every man for himself in the three way tonight.
Kid Kash/Gunner vs. Hernandez/Chavo Guerrero
Non-title again. SuperMex throws both guys around and gorilla presses Kash down. An overhead belly to belly sends the 40+ year old Kid flying. Off to Gunner who gets caught by a slingshot hilo for two. Heel double teaming gives the challengers the advantage. The beating goes on for awhile but Chavo fights back with a European uppercut. Hot tag brings in SuperMex who cleans house, sends Kash flying, and a Chavo top rope rope cross body gets the pin at 5:04.
Park wants to fight Aces and 8's. Ray wants to talk to Hogan alone but Hogan says it's ok to have Park there. Ray thanks Sting for letting him fight with him. He wants to be in the match with D-Von, but Hogan puts him in as one of the four guys next week instead. This ticks Ray off and Sting has to play peacemaker.
Here's Hardy for the championship celebration.....and he has a custom belt with the face on it. WHY DOES HE KEEP DOING THAT??? He gets pyro and confetti and all the jazz you would expect him to. Jeff thanks the fans for being with him through everything and is excited for his first defense next week.
Cue Aries with balloons and cookies. The fans want cookies. Aries congratulates Jeff on beating him on a PPV which no one else could do. Aries loses the balloons and Hardy knocks the cookies away. Austin isn't sure where his world title went but that's not it on Jeff's shoulder. He can cash in his rematch clause anywhere but he's going to wait for Hardy to crumble under the pressure. Aries makes fun of the new belt and spits on it. Jeff tries a Twist but Aries bails. This was the first good segment of the night.
AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels vs. Kurt Angle
No Kaz in sight and the winner gets to be in the Championship competition next week with Anderson, Ray and Storm. Daniels gets shoved down to start and the other guys go at it. AJ takes over with the drop down/kick but Daniels gets back up and jumps Styles. Angle goes all nuts and suplexes both guys silly to take over. AJ immediately comes back with an enziguri but the Clash is countered into the ankle lock.
Angle is rammed into the post by Daniels as is his custom, leaving us with the life partners of Daniels and Styles. AJ hits the springboard forearm on Angle, Daniels hits a Blue Thunder Bomb on AJ, AJ Pele's Angle down before moonsaulting Daniels on the floor. AJ is holding his knee and limping now. Back in and Angle hits an Angle Slam out of nowhere for the pin on Daniels at 6:55.
AJ won't shake Angle's hand post match.
Joey Ryan and Matt Morgan run into Hogan in the back. Hogan welcomes Ryan and yells at Morgan for interfering last Sunday. Morgan calls Hogan Terry and is mad about Hogan not making Morgan a big name. Hogan says he defended Morgan in creative meetings for years. Morgan is mad and slams Hogan against the wall and leaves. Hogan chuckles.
After a recap of Storm vs. Roode, here's the Cowboy for a chat. Storm says what goes around comes away, and a year ago this whole thing started with Bobby Roode. It was on his bucket list of things to do. Now he wants the world title back. This brings out Roode who talks about the two of them promising to leave it all in the ring. Storm asks for a chair so Roode can have a seat while he kisses up to Roode. Bobby says Storm should be kissing up to Roode for launching his career. Storm apparently owes Roode for getting his first title and declares himself the better man. Last Call knocks Roode out cold.
Sting vs. D-Von
Now THERE is a main even! D-Von jumps him to start but gets caught in a release flapjack. Sting kicks a the legs but misses the Stinger Splash. Sting pounds away on D-Von and we head to the floor as we take a break. Back with D-Von taking over in a slugout and choking Sting a bit. D-Von fires off some elbows to the chest and is in total control.
A diving headbutt gets two as the fans are split on this one. Off to the chinlock followed by a jumping back elbow to take Sting down again. D-Von misses a middle rope headbutt and Sting makes his comeback. Splash, Death Drop, Deathlock, but here are Aces and 8's for the DQ at 10:57.
It's a big brawl to end the show until Ray runs out with a bat to clear the ring to end the show. IT REALLY IS 1997 ALL OVER AGAIN!
Results
Samoa Joe b. Robbie E – Koquina Clutch
ODB b. Tara – The Bam
Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez b. Kid Kash/Gunner – Cross body to Kash
Kurt Angle b. AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels – Angle Slam to Daniels
Sting b. D-Von via DQ when Aces and 8's interfered
Friday
Impact got a 1.0. Given that this was the first show after BFG, that's not a good sign.
Smackdown
Date: October 19, 2012
Location: FedEx Forum, Memphis, Tennessee
Commentators: Josh Matthews, John Bradshaw Layfield
Back to the blue show after things have taken a fresh turn on Raw. We're closing in on the Cell where apparently Show vs. Sheamus isn't in the Cell, likely leaving them open for a rematch next month. I'm enjoying this story way better than I likely should but having a clash of two titans like this is always fun. Hopefully things pick up a bit on here. Let's get to it.
Do You Know Your Enemy? Mine is a barn that my uncle fell off yesterday.
Here's the now non-Intercontinental Champion Miz for MizTV. He has a NASTY looking gash above his eye from where Kofi kicked him on Monday. He's cashing in his rematch clause and he'll prove why he's must see. No date is given but presumably it's at the PPV. His guests tonight are HELL NO. Yeah the match is officially at the PPV. Miz says if they were a real tag team, they would come out together. Bryan offers to separate Miz's teeth from his mouth. Miz makes fun of the Goat Face and says the lack of continuity is going to cost them the championships.
Kane says that he's won tag titles with giants, psychopaths with multiple personalities and a dead man so Bryan is no problem. Bryan says that he's the reason they'll keep the titles because he's the world's toughest vegan. Kane says that's like being the world's tallest dwarf, but Bryan has that covered too. Miz: “Can I say something here?” Kane and Bryan: “NO!”
The champions argue again with Bryan mentioning the MITB cash in over Big Show, drawing out the big man for a rebuttal. Show says he has no issue with Kane (even though they're fighting on Monday) but he has one with Bryan. He doesn't want to hear about Bryan beating him in 45 seconds again or he's going to knock Bryan out. He says he'll knock Bryan out now but Kane gets in Show's way, saying they don't have to wait for Monday. This brings out....Dolph Ziggler?
Ziggler talks about how talking about Bryan and MITB is so last year and he should be the focus because he's cashing in on either Sheamus or Big Show. Ziggler says if Bryan can do it to Big Show, how hard can it be? An argument breaks out and Booker comes out but Miz says that Booker can save his time because he knows what's coming. Instead Booker makes HELL NO vs. Show/Ziggler and Miz vs. a surprise. When they have this huge tag division all of a sudden, do we need to have these one night only tag teams to fight them? Here's Miz's surprise.
The Miz vs. Randy Orton
Orton is looking a bit more like he did in 2004. I think it's the not being orange and having a bit more hair. This is joined in progress after a break with Randy clotheslining Miz down and stomping away. Del Rio and Ricardo are watching from a sky box. Miz pounds away in the corner but Orton comes right back and pounds away as well. A belly to back suplex gets two for Orton but Miz comes back and knocks Randy off the apron and into the barricade as we take a break.
Back with Orton in a chinlock which Miz follows up with a Reality Check for two. Striker is in the sky box to talk to Ricardo and Alberto. For all we know, right now Miz and Orton are doing the Charleston. Del Rio says he's the new Apex Predator in the WWE and that's about it. Back in the ring Miz hits the corner clothesline but Orton crotches him on the top. Orton superplexes Miz down for two and a clothesline puts Miz on the floor.
Back in and Orton glares at Del Rio before dropkicking Miz down for two. Miz comes back with the short DDT for two of his own. Orton comes back with a quick elevated DDT before going insane and loading up the RKO. Miz avoids it and tries the Finale but Orton rolls away and hits the RKO for the pin at 7:30 shown of 11:00.
Del Rio says they're going to do this on his terms at HIAC.
Sheamus runs into Teddy in the back and the champ wants Barrett tonight. Teddy says he'll talk to Booker about it and he'll try to make it a lumberjack match. Sheamus: “I feel you playa.” Eve is lurking in the background.
Rhodes Scholars vs. Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel
Gabriel and Cody start but it's off to Tyson very fast with a kick to the back for two. Cody and Sandow head to the floor with Gabriel taking Damien out with a dive. Cody gets in a cheap shot and we head back into the ring for some heel beating. Sandow takes him down and drops the windup elbow for two. Gabriel gets in a kick to the face to take Rhodes down and it's off to Kidd. He cleans a few rooms of the house with a dropkick to the side of Sandow's head but as he puts Damien in the Sharpshooter, Cody gets a blind tag and hits the Disaster Kick for the pin at 3:20.
Eve is sucking up to Booker in the back when Teddy comes in to pitch the lumberjack match idea to Booker. Eve says she's been talking about that for weeks and Teddy stole his idea. Since apparently Booker doesn't watch the show and no one with a brain in wrestling ever WATCHES THE TAPE FROM EARLIER WHICH THEY KNOW EXISTS BECAUSE THERE WAS A CAMERA RIGHT THERE, Teddy has no defense. Instead he looks at an iPad after the other two leave.
HELL NO vs. Dolph Ziggler/Big Show
No entrances for either team. Bryan and Ziggler start things off with Bryan being taken to the mat in a bit of a surprise. A dropkick puts Daniel down and it's off to Big Show. The other monster gets the tag and they slug it out with Show spearing Kane down. Show pounds away in the corner but misses a charge, allowing Kane to bring in Bryan for the NO kicks. The big kick to the head is blocked though and Show gorilla presses Bryan to the floor.
We take a break and come back with Ziggler ramming Bryan's face into Show's boot for one. Off to Show but Bryan avoids the chop in the corner. He tries to dive for Kane but Show easily throws him down. The chokeslam is countered into the DDT but Ziggler breaks up another tag with a neckbreaker on Bryan. Ziggler drops a bunch of elbows including a jumping version which gets two. Back to Show who punches Bryan in the ribs and puts on a stomach claw.
Off to Ziggler but he misses a Stinger Splash in the corner and there's the hot tag to Kane. The Fameasser misses Kane but a big boot gets two on Ziggler. Bryan tags himself in of course, and hits a running clothesline on Dolph, followed by a running dropkick in the corner. Bryan dives at Big Show and gets shoved down as everything breaks down. Kane takes Show down and the NO Lock submits Ziggler at 10:02 shown of 13:32.
The champs argue on the stage when Rhodes Scholars jump them. They're not even pretending that the tournament is up for grabs anymore.
We recap the end of Barrett vs. Sheamus from Raw.
Antonio Cesaro vs. Ted DiBiase
Before the match we get a vignette of Cesaro at Sun Studio (where Elvis recorded a lot of his stuff) and criticizing country music. These kind of things are way better than seeing the people in the back all the time. Ted starts with a dropkick but gets sent to the floor almost immediately. Antonio drops Ted face first on the apron and we're entering squash mode. Cesaro hits the gutwrench suplex and puts on a cravate. DiBiase makes a quick comeback with a clothesline and sitout spinebuster, but he jumps into the uppercut to stop him cold. There's the Neutralizer for the pin at 2:39.
Raw ReBound is about the end of the show with the contract signing and Ryback killing Punk.
Heath Slater vs. Brodus Clay
The Band continues to look hilariously stupid. Slater jumps Brodus in the corner to start but the big man will have none of that. A suplex puts Slater down but Brodus charges into a boot in the corner. A middle rope missile dropkick staggers Clay but Slater gets killed by the overhead suplex. Clay has to chase off the Band and Slater hits that falling cutter of his for the pin at 1:55. It was nice looking at your girls Brodus. Sorry you had to die this badly.
Barrett isn't sure Sheamus is a tough guy but he's certainly stupid. Why fight Barrett tonight when you have to defend against Big Show? Wade hopes that Show remembers the beatdown tonight and wants the favor repaid once Show wins the title.
Layla vs. Natalya
They head to the mat and then the floor almost immediately with Nattie taking over. Eve continues to talk about the attack on Kaitlyn because that's still a thing for some reason. Natalya hooks a modified abdominal stretch which is quickly escapes and a kick to the face gets Layla the pin at 1:55. It's really hard to take Layla seriously when her song is about not being able to get enough sex and her video is of her dancing.
Teddy is with Kaitlyn and the iPad apparently belongs to Eve. Apparently there's information on there that proves Eve is evil and needs to be stopped. Gee, who would have seen that coming? Kaitlyn takes a picture of the iPad screen. She says keep this quiet for now. You know, BECAUSE DOING THIS IN FRONT OF A CAMERA ON NATIONAL TELEVISION IS GOING TO KEEP THIS A SECRET!
Here are the lumberjacks for the main event.
Wade Barrett vs. Sheamus
Non-title of course and Show is a lumberjack. Barrett pounds away in the corner but the champion slugs right back. Barrett comes back with a kick to the ribs and a pumphandle slam for two. Sheamus gets sat on the ropes for the big boot, knocking the champion to the outside. Back in that gets two as Big Show is just standing there watching. Sheamus is sent chest first into the buckle as the dominance continues. Matthews says it's a stalemate. I'd hate to see a beating then.
We take a break and come back with Sheamus making a comeback and hitting a Regal Roll for no cover. There are the ten forearms in the ropes followed by White Noise. Sheamus loads up the Brogue Kick but the 3MB pulls Barret to the floor. The champ dives on all of them to take them out but Barrett hits a running back elbow and a big boot for two back inside.
Wasteland is escaped and the Brogue Kick misses too. Barrett clotheslines Sheamus to the floor and it's time for the big lumberjack brawl. Back in and Wade charges into the Irish Curse....and here's HELL NO to get the Rhodes Scholars. Brogue Kick ends Barrett at 7:24 shown of 10:54.
Post match Ziggler knocks Sheamus down and tries to cash in but Big Show knocks Ziggler out cold with the punch. Show says he's taking the title at the PPV.
Results
Randy Orton b. The Miz – RKO
Rhodes Scholars b. Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel – Disaster Kick to Kidd
HELL NO b. Dolph Ziggler/Big Show – NO Lock to Ziggler
Antonio Cesaro b. Ted DiBiase – Neutralizer
Heath Slater b. Brodus Clay – Falling Cutter
Layla b. Natalya – Kick to the head
Sheamus b. Wade Barrett – Brogue Kick
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
See Saturday.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Big Show b. Daniel Bryan – Chokeslam
Alberto Del Rio b. Brodus Clay – Cross Armbreaker
Prime Time Players b. Santino Marella/Zack Ryder – Clash of the Titus to Ryder
Ryback b. Dolph Ziggler and David Otunga – Shell Shock to Otunga
Antonio Cesaro b. Justin Gabriel – Neutralizer
Kane b. Matt Striker – Chokeslam
Sheamus b. Wade Barrett via DQ when Big Show interfered
Eve Torres b. Layla – Pin after Layla was kicked off the middle rope
Rhodes Scholars b. Epico/Primo – Terminus to Epico
Kofi Kingston b. The Miz – Trouble in Paradise
NXT
Alex Riley b. Jinder Mahal – Rollup
Trent Barretta b. Jake Carter – Running knee to the face
Damien Sandow b. Brandon Traven – Terminus
Ascension/Kassius Ohno b. Usos/Richie Steamboat – OBE to Steamboat
Impact Wrestling
Samoa Joe b. Robbie E – Koquina Clutch
ODB b. Tara – The Bam
Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez b. Kid Kash/Gunner – Cross body to Kash
Kurt Angle b. AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels – Angle Slam to Daniels
Sting b. D-Von via DQ when Aces and 8's interfered
Smackdown
Randy Orton b. The Miz – RKO
Rhodes Scholars b. Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel – Disaster Kick to Kidd
HELL NO b. Dolph Ziggler/Big Show – NO Lock to Ziggler
Antonio Cesaro b. Ted DiBiase – Neutralizer
Heath Slater b. Brodus Clay – Falling Cutter
Layla b. Natalya – Kick to the head
Sheamus b. Wade Barrett – Brogue Kick
Smackdown got a 1.88, up from last week.
Monday Night Raw
Date: October 15, 2012
Location: Bridgestone Arena, Nashville, Tennessee
Commentators: Jim Ross, Michael Cole
The main story tonight is Punk having to decide who he faces inside the Cell in about two weeks. He either has to face Ryback or Cena and if he doesn't pick, it's going to be decided by Vince himself. I'm assuming Vince will be here live tonight which is a good thing given how awesome he was last week. Other than that the PPV is mostly set. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the ending segment from last week with Punk running away from Vince.
Here's Big Show with something to say. He talks about how he overpowered Sheamus last week and Sheamus was in awe. Then on Smackdown they tested which finisher was stronger through a machine and the punch won by a landslide. Show gets mad about the 45 second reign and demands a match with Bryan (the guy that beat him for the 45 second reign) RIGHT NOW. Some guys including Bryan are watching in the back. Bryan says no, but AJ comes up and says yes. Kane laughs and Bryan gets in a yes/no battle with about half the roster.
Big Show vs. Daniel Bryan
Show charges right at Bryan but Daniel starts moving as fast as he can. Show shoves him to the floor and we take a break after about 45 seconds. I hate when they do that. Back with Show bearhugging Bryan but Bryan comes back with the rapid fire kicks. He fires off even more but as he goes up top, Bryan jumps into a chokeslam for the pin at 6:32.
Kane comes out for the save.
Here's Heyman standing in front of something with a cloth over it. He brings out Punk to announce who he wants to face at the PPV. Punk talks about disrespect and how everyone wants to make it about themselves instead of him. Last week that was Vince and then Punk had to beat Vince up to prove his point. Then it took Ryback and Cena to run Punk off. We look at the HIAC poster on the screen which is Punk as the devil in the Cell.
Punk talks about how he's got two devils to pick from: the one he knows in Cena or the one he doesn't know in Ryback. Both names get reactions but Cena's is clearly bigger, which shouldn't surprise anyone. Punk asks for some decorum while he unveils his opponent. He grabs the sheet over what appears to be a poster on a stand, but Punk says he's going to think a bit longer because the fans won't stop disrespecting him.
Cue Vince to make up Punk's mind for him. Vince says he respected Punk last week, but now Punk has lost that respect. Tonight it's a contract signing and Vince is going to announce the opponent. Vince: RESPECT THAT!
Brodus Clay vs. Alberto Del Rio
I wonder if we'll hear about their history together. Brodus takes him into the corner to start and rams Del Rio to the floor. Alberto drapes the arm over the ropes and goes after it. Brodus misses a charge in the corner, gets caught in the armbreaker, and taps at 2:20. Brodus, welcome to Jobberville.
Punk rants to Heyman in the back and wants to fight Vince tonight. Punk yells at Heyman here and looks flustered.
Prime Time Players vs. Zack Ryder/Santino Marella
This is joined in progress with Young tagging in Titus to keep up a beating on Santino. Off to Ryder who pounds away on Titus and hits a middle rope missile dropkick to set up the Broski Boot for two. Everything breaks down and it's the gutbuster to Santino, the Rough Ryder to Young, and the Clash of the Titus to Santino for the pin at 1:26 shown. Ok then.
Post match here's the Band, now in jeans and leather jackets, to beat on Ryder. Now they're called the 3MB apparently.
Here are Vickie and Ziggler to talk about how Ryback doesn't deserve a title match in the Cell. It should be Dolph who gets the shot, and he should cash in the case that night and win both titles. This brings out.....David Otunga? He thinks HE should get the shot. Cue AJ who makes a handicap match.
David Otunga/Dolph Ziggler vs. Ryback
A LOUD Feed Me More chant starts up and a Vickie distraction lets Dolph hit a dropkick. The clothesline kills Ziggler and the annoying fans chant Goldberg. Off to Otunga who gets caught in the over the shoulder Stunner (called an atomic drop by JR) as Ziggler leaves. Otunga gets Shell Shocked for the pin at 1:48.
Heyman comes in to see Vince and offers another match with Vince where if Punk wins, he gets to pick the stipulation. Vince says ok, but it's against Heyman instead of Punk.
AJ is in the back when Striker asks him about getting beaten up by HELL NO. He implies he wants an apology and AJ is psycho this week so it's Striker vs. Kane tonight. Striker: “But....no.....”
Antonio Cesaro vs. Justin Gabriel
Non-title. Gabriel escapes a German suplex to start but gets hit in the ribs to take him down. A HARD double stomp keeps Gabriel down and since we've got a Swiss guy vs. a South African, the Tennessee fans chant USA. Cesaro stays on the ribs with a gutbuster and a body vice. They slug it out and Gabriel uses AJ Styles' moonsault into the reverse DDT to set up the 450, but the injured ribs slow down the cover and Cesaro gets the rope. Gabriel tries a springboard but he jumps into the uppercut to kill him dead. Neutralizer gets the academic pin at 3:51.
Matt Striker vs. Kane
Striker has a mic to start and begs for mercy. He says he'd be fine with just an apology. Striker appeals to Kane's therapy which Kane accepts, giving Striker a hug. Kane won't let go of the hug and then the chokeslam ends this at 2:02, about 90 seconds of which were talking.
Kane interviews Striker who is out cold post match.
Time for MizTV. Miz insults the crowd a bit and brings out Kofi to hype up their title match on Main Event. Miz offers to carry Kofi like everyone else has. He talks about how Kofi has never done anything of note and how Kofi will always be the B guy that just makes people happy. Kofi says maybe Miz is right and Kofi needs to add some more moments to his career, like winning the IC Title on Wednesday. Kofi offers to have a match tonight, and Miz says ok. Miz says Kofi will always be the guy that says Boom Boom Boom and it's on, with Miz getting knocked to the floor. More Kofi being serious is a good thing.
Sheamus vs. Wade Barrett
Non-title here. They work on each others' arms to start and Sheamus clotheslines him down and out to the apron. The ten forearms are escapes and Barrett comes back with a shot to the head. A pumphandle slam gets two for Barrett and it's off to the chinlock. Sheamus fights up and knocks Barrett to the floor. A shoulder block off the apron puts Barrett down and here's Show with a chair as we take a break.
Back with Sheamus in control as Show sits on the stage and cheers for Barrett. They head to the floor and Barrett tries to kick the steps into Sheamus like he did last week but Sheamus is ready for it this week. As they get back in Barrett fires off a kick to the ribs to take over. A kick to Sheamus' face has the champion in trouble and they head to the floor again.
They head back inside with Sheamus put in a chinlock, but he gets the crazy eyes and fights up. Irish Curse puts Barrett down but Sheamus can't follow up. The champ comes back with a knee lift and powerslam for two. Show is getting nervous. Barrett rolls to the apron and you just shouldn't do that against Sheamus. After the ten forearms and a suplex for two, Sheamus starts smiling. Sheamus gets sent into the buckle and a middle rope elbow gets two for Wade.
Wasteland is countered but the Brogue Kick misses as well. Winds of Change (Boss Man Slam) gets two and Wade is frustrated. Sheamus goes up but has to roll through the shoulder block. The cloverleaf is put on but here's Big Show. He distracts Sheamus but the champ loads up White Noise. Sheamus gets thrown at Show who low bridges him for the DQ at 15:26.
Sheamus immediately Brogue Kicks Barrett and clotheslines Show to the floor.
Vince is in his office when Cena comes in. Cena says he's no doctor but Vince doesn't listen to doctors anyway so it doesn't matter. John belongs out there and if Vince picks him, he'll do what he does. Vince says he'll take that under consideration.
Divas Title: Eve Torres vs. Layla
This is Layla's rematch from whatever show she lost the title at. They fight over a tieup to start and Eve takes over. She sends Layla to the floor and hurts Layla's ribs. Back in and Eve works on the shoulder. Well of course she does. Eve puts on a Figure Four headlock but Layla makes a rope after a minute or so. Layla comes back with a kick to the chest for two and screams a lot. The bouncing cross body gets two but Layla gets kicked off the middle rope and is pinned (with her foot on the ropes) at 4:38.
WWE has a new charity thing, this one having to do with malaria nets.
Kane and Bryan have another arugment in the back and Bryan isn't happy with Kane for laughing at him earlier. “Yes it was funny.” “NO IT WASN'T!” Bryan finally shouts and says next week it should be Kane vs. Big Show. Oh please.....no. ANYTHING but that.
Ryback is in Vince's office and Vince thanks him for the save last week. The fans are saying Ryback is heartless, merciless, cold-blooded and would run through a brick wall to get what he wants. Ryback looks straight ahead the whole time until Vince asks what Ryback thinks. Ryback says Feed Me Punk. Vince will consider that too.
Mysterio isn't here tonight, so the finals are next week.
3MB goes to a bar and takes over the stage. Secuirty throws them out.
Rhodes Scholars vs. Epico/Primo
The cousins jump the Scholars before the bell and the Scholars hide on the floor. We start with Primo vs. Cody. Off to Epico who has some good luck with Rhodes but has to chase off Sandow (Damien: “DON'T TOUCH ME!”
. Cody takes over and it's off to Sandow for the windup elbow for two. Back to Cody and there's nothing to talk about in this match. Cody beats on Primo, Sandow beats on Primo, no one cares, the beating continues. The hot tag brings in Epico for some suplexes but everything breaks down. Epico misses a cross body and the double arm neckbreaker (called the Terminus apparently) gets the pin at 6:53.The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston
Miz charges at him but misses his shot. This is a big brawl very quickly and Miz rolls to the floor. Kofi kills him with a clothesline but back inside Miz takes over again and hits a running corner clothesline. Top rope ax handle gets two for the champ and we hit the chinlock. Kofi comes back with a suplex and a clothesline. The Finale is countered, as is the SOS and another Finale attempt. The Trouble in Paradise gets the pin on Miz at 5:25. That kick looked NASTY, as I don't think Miz knew it was coming.
Miz is looked at post match. He was totally blindsided by that kick.
Here's Vince to announce the main event for the PPV. He brings out Punk, Ryback and Cena as we're already past 11pm. I love Heyman holding up the title when the other guys come in. Punk cuts Vince off before his speech really gets going. I guess the scene with Vince and Heyman earlier canceled the proposed match? Punk signs without knowing his opponent.
Cena talks about Punk being champion for 330 days but says Punk needs to shut up. Vince tries to make his announcement but Cena cuts him off. Cena would love to fight Punk but he thinks Ryback just wants to beat someone up. That might be what Punk needs and Cena starts a FEED ME MORE chant. Ryback signs....and that's the match. Ryback Shell Shocks Punk to end the show.
Results
Big Show b. Daniel Bryan – Chokeslam
Alberto Del Rio b. Brodus Clay – Cross Armbreaker
Prime Time Players b. Santino Marella/Zack Ryder – Clash of the Titus to Ryder
Ryback b. Dolph Ziggler and David Otunga – Shell Shock to Otunga
Antonio Cesaro b. Justin Gabriel – Neutralizer
Kane b. Matt Striker – Chokeslam
Sheamus b. Wade Barrett via DQ when Big Show interfered
Eve Torres b. Layla – Pin after Layla was kicked off the middle rope
Rhodes Scholars b. Epico/Primo – Terminus to Epico
Kofi Kingston b. The Miz – Trouble in Paradise
Tuesday
Raw got 2.79, the same as last week.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: October 17, 2012
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Byron Saxton, William Regal
Things have kind of reset after last week and now we need a new challenger for Rollins and the NXT Title. Other than that we had Punk here last week who really didn't do all that much. The good thing about last week's episode was that the show stood alone but it had some great stuff on it. Hopefully that keeps up tonight. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of last week's main event with Rollins successfully defending against McGillicutty.
Alex Riley vs. Jinder Mahal
This is before the 3MB phase began for Mahal and is apparently the first time he's been on NXT since he lost in the title tournament final. Feeling out process to start with Mahal working over the arm. Riley does exactly the same as the first minute is pretty even. They mix things up with a headlock and Riley dropkicks him down with one foot to the stomach and one to the chest.
A middle rope shoulder gets two for Alex as Regal is talking about his family singing in the bathroom. You certainly can't say he lets things stay dull. Mahal drives knees into the chest for two and it's off to a chinlock. Out of absolutely nowhere, Riley grabs a rollup and gets the big upset at 3:50.
Post match Mahal beats up Riley and puts him in the camel clutch.
Jake Carter vs. Trent Barretta
This was set up in a backstage segment last week. Regal talks about Vader training Carter (his son) since he was a kid and now it's paying off apparently. Trent takes him to the mat with a headlock to start but Carter shoves him off and pounds away in the corner to take over. If there is ever a guy who you wouldn't associate with his father based on his look and gimmick, Carter would be near the top of such a list. Jake hooks a chinlock but gets suplexed down by Trent.
An enziguri puts Carter down again and the fans are behind Trent. Not that it works that well as Carter takes his head off with a clothesline but the fans were indeed behind him. Carter loads up a belly to back superplex but gets knocked to the mat. A Whisper in the Wind gets two for Trent but he walks into a belly to belly overhead suplex for two. Another suplex is escaped and Trent hits a running boot/knee to the face for the pin at 6:28.
Here's Sandow who says George Washington would be ashamed of everyone here. He thinks the fans boo him because they know he's right.
Damien Sandow vs. Brandon Traven
I think I got the jobber's last name right. Damien takes it to the mat to start and they trade some basic holds. Sandow misses a clothesline but runs to the corner to avoid a right hand. Damien takes it back to the mat and works on a headlock before stomping away a bit. Traven misses a dropkick and Sandow snaps, punching Traven down and raking his face with a knee. Off to a chinlock followed by some knees to the chest and then right back to the chinlock by Sandow. Traven gets in some jobber offense but misses a knee drop. The wind up elbow and the Terminus neckbreaker get the pin at 6:07.
Ascension/Kassius Ohno vs. Richie Steamboat/Usos
Main event time. Steamboat charges at the ring to get at Ohno and we take a break during the brawl. We come back with Cameron controlling Steamboat before tagging in to Ohno. Steamboat starts his comeback and Ohno immediately runs away. It's off to O'Brien vs. Jey and O'Brien can't hurt Jey head. I miss racial stereotypes in wrestling. Conor takes him down into a bodyscissors instead to take over.
Jey gets put in a chinlock as we take a break. Back with Conor kicking Jey in the head from the apron and Cameron dropping an elbow for two. Off to Ohno who stomps away in the corner for two. We hit the cravate and then a front facelock and Jey crawls for the corner, only to get dragged back to the wrong part of town. Back to Conor for more beating but Jey grabs a quick kind of Angle Slam move into a rollup for two.
Cameron comes in and gets caught in a backslide for two but Jey still can't make the tag. This is quite a beatdown. JR says most people would have folded their tent by now, which launches Regal into stories of his carnival days. Back to Ohno but Jey punches his way to the corner for the hot tag to Steamboat. Richie destroys Kassius as everything breaks down. The Usos hit stereo dives onto Ascension on the floor but Ohno hits the spinning forearm (called OBE, or One Behind the Ear) for the pin at 10:16 shown of 12:46.
Results
Alex Riley b. Jinder Mahal – Rollup
Trent Barretta b. Jake Carter – Running knee to the face
Damien Sandow b. Brandon Traven – Terminus
Ascension/Kassius Ohno b. Usos/Richie Steamboat – OBE to Steamboat
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: October 18, 2012
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Taz
We're in a new era now as BFG 2012 is officially over and we now have a member of Aces and 8's known in the form of D-Von. On top of that, they have full access to the Impact Zone, which is completely different from the last few months when they came and went as they pleased because.....well because that's what the stipulations say. Oh and Hardy is now world champion. Let's get to it.
After a highlight package from BFG we're ready to go.
Aces and 8's arrive to open the show. They point to the monitor and the boss and company are toasting themselves in the back. D-Von is officially the newest member apparently and not the leader. That doesn't exactly make things better but it's a thing at least. Here's D-Von to the arena as well to celebrate with the group of Aces and 8's in the ring. The fans chant that D-Von sold out.
D-Von says that the Aces and 8's are the ones that always had his back and the people in the Impact Zone are inbred pieces of crap. He joined Aces and 8's because he can. He thanks the guy that brought him into the group because....and he trails off. Regarding Bubba, this is payback for two years ago when Bubba turned on him and put his son through a table. You know, because everyone was waiting on resolution to THAT.
Cue Sting, Ray, and about half the roster. It's a big brawl almost immediately and here comes Hogan......and we take a break. Yep we take a break nine minutes into the show with a brawl going on and with nothing explained. Back with Aces and 8's out of the ring with TNA standing tall. They charge the ring again but then stop. Hogan says with full access comes the requirement to fight. Sting wants to fight D-Von tonight and Hogan says that fight is on or D-Von is gone. D-Von says ok. This story is so freaking dull.
We recap the world title match from the PPV. Hardy gets a celebration tonight. Aries says he'll attend and bring cookies.
Back with Hogan in the back talking about how Jeff Hardy is defending next week. It'll be against one of four challengers: Storm, Anderson, the winner of a triple threat, and someone else to be named. Park comes in and Hogan praises Park. Hogan sends the cameras out so they can chat.
TV Title: Samoa Joe vs. Robbie E
Joe pounds away to start and drops a knee for two. Robbie T blocks the MuscleBuster and Joe no sells chops. Joe dives onto T with a suicide elbow and kicks E out of the air. Back in and the MuscleBuster sets up the Clutch for the submission at 2:38.
Robbie T gets choked out too.
Jesse Godderz is pressing tara in the back. They make out a bit and drop celebrity names.
Tara vs. ODB
Non-title and ODB yells at Eric on the phone for not being here. She's still on the phone during her entrance. ODB grabs Tara and pounds away to start. Apparently Tessmacher gets a rematch next week. ODB puts her ring in her picket which can't be a good thing. She slams Tara down and talks to Eric on the phone some more. Jesse gets his face shoved in ODB's chest and it's back to the phone. Tara keeps pulling ODB's hair and let's stop for more kissing. ODB takes a shot from the flak, spits it at Jesse, and hits the Bam for the pin at 3:14.
AJ talks to Angle and says it's every man for himself in the three way tonight.
Kid Kash/Gunner vs. Hernandez/Chavo Guerrero
Non-title again. SuperMex throws both guys around and gorilla presses Kash down. An overhead belly to belly sends the 40+ year old Kid flying. Off to Gunner who gets caught by a slingshot hilo for two. Heel double teaming gives the challengers the advantage. The beating goes on for awhile but Chavo fights back with a European uppercut. Hot tag brings in SuperMex who cleans house, sends Kash flying, and a Chavo top rope rope cross body gets the pin at 5:04.
Park wants to fight Aces and 8's. Ray wants to talk to Hogan alone but Hogan says it's ok to have Park there. Ray thanks Sting for letting him fight with him. He wants to be in the match with D-Von, but Hogan puts him in as one of the four guys next week instead. This ticks Ray off and Sting has to play peacemaker.
Here's Hardy for the championship celebration.....and he has a custom belt with the face on it. WHY DOES HE KEEP DOING THAT??? He gets pyro and confetti and all the jazz you would expect him to. Jeff thanks the fans for being with him through everything and is excited for his first defense next week.
Cue Aries with balloons and cookies. The fans want cookies. Aries congratulates Jeff on beating him on a PPV which no one else could do. Aries loses the balloons and Hardy knocks the cookies away. Austin isn't sure where his world title went but that's not it on Jeff's shoulder. He can cash in his rematch clause anywhere but he's going to wait for Hardy to crumble under the pressure. Aries makes fun of the new belt and spits on it. Jeff tries a Twist but Aries bails. This was the first good segment of the night.
AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels vs. Kurt Angle
No Kaz in sight and the winner gets to be in the Championship competition next week with Anderson, Ray and Storm. Daniels gets shoved down to start and the other guys go at it. AJ takes over with the drop down/kick but Daniels gets back up and jumps Styles. Angle goes all nuts and suplexes both guys silly to take over. AJ immediately comes back with an enziguri but the Clash is countered into the ankle lock.
Angle is rammed into the post by Daniels as is his custom, leaving us with the life partners of Daniels and Styles. AJ hits the springboard forearm on Angle, Daniels hits a Blue Thunder Bomb on AJ, AJ Pele's Angle down before moonsaulting Daniels on the floor. AJ is holding his knee and limping now. Back in and Angle hits an Angle Slam out of nowhere for the pin on Daniels at 6:55.
AJ won't shake Angle's hand post match.
Joey Ryan and Matt Morgan run into Hogan in the back. Hogan welcomes Ryan and yells at Morgan for interfering last Sunday. Morgan calls Hogan Terry and is mad about Hogan not making Morgan a big name. Hogan says he defended Morgan in creative meetings for years. Morgan is mad and slams Hogan against the wall and leaves. Hogan chuckles.
After a recap of Storm vs. Roode, here's the Cowboy for a chat. Storm says what goes around comes away, and a year ago this whole thing started with Bobby Roode. It was on his bucket list of things to do. Now he wants the world title back. This brings out Roode who talks about the two of them promising to leave it all in the ring. Storm asks for a chair so Roode can have a seat while he kisses up to Roode. Bobby says Storm should be kissing up to Roode for launching his career. Storm apparently owes Roode for getting his first title and declares himself the better man. Last Call knocks Roode out cold.
Sting vs. D-Von
Now THERE is a main even! D-Von jumps him to start but gets caught in a release flapjack. Sting kicks a the legs but misses the Stinger Splash. Sting pounds away on D-Von and we head to the floor as we take a break. Back with D-Von taking over in a slugout and choking Sting a bit. D-Von fires off some elbows to the chest and is in total control.
A diving headbutt gets two as the fans are split on this one. Off to the chinlock followed by a jumping back elbow to take Sting down again. D-Von misses a middle rope headbutt and Sting makes his comeback. Splash, Death Drop, Deathlock, but here are Aces and 8's for the DQ at 10:57.
It's a big brawl to end the show until Ray runs out with a bat to clear the ring to end the show. IT REALLY IS 1997 ALL OVER AGAIN!
Results
Samoa Joe b. Robbie E – Koquina Clutch
ODB b. Tara – The Bam
Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez b. Kid Kash/Gunner – Cross body to Kash
Kurt Angle b. AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels – Angle Slam to Daniels
Sting b. D-Von via DQ when Aces and 8's interfered
Friday
Impact got a 1.0. Given that this was the first show after BFG, that's not a good sign.
Smackdown
Date: October 19, 2012
Location: FedEx Forum, Memphis, Tennessee
Commentators: Josh Matthews, John Bradshaw Layfield
Back to the blue show after things have taken a fresh turn on Raw. We're closing in on the Cell where apparently Show vs. Sheamus isn't in the Cell, likely leaving them open for a rematch next month. I'm enjoying this story way better than I likely should but having a clash of two titans like this is always fun. Hopefully things pick up a bit on here. Let's get to it.
Do You Know Your Enemy? Mine is a barn that my uncle fell off yesterday.
Here's the now non-Intercontinental Champion Miz for MizTV. He has a NASTY looking gash above his eye from where Kofi kicked him on Monday. He's cashing in his rematch clause and he'll prove why he's must see. No date is given but presumably it's at the PPV. His guests tonight are HELL NO. Yeah the match is officially at the PPV. Miz says if they were a real tag team, they would come out together. Bryan offers to separate Miz's teeth from his mouth. Miz makes fun of the Goat Face and says the lack of continuity is going to cost them the championships.
Kane says that he's won tag titles with giants, psychopaths with multiple personalities and a dead man so Bryan is no problem. Bryan says that he's the reason they'll keep the titles because he's the world's toughest vegan. Kane says that's like being the world's tallest dwarf, but Bryan has that covered too. Miz: “Can I say something here?” Kane and Bryan: “NO!”
The champions argue again with Bryan mentioning the MITB cash in over Big Show, drawing out the big man for a rebuttal. Show says he has no issue with Kane (even though they're fighting on Monday) but he has one with Bryan. He doesn't want to hear about Bryan beating him in 45 seconds again or he's going to knock Bryan out. He says he'll knock Bryan out now but Kane gets in Show's way, saying they don't have to wait for Monday. This brings out....Dolph Ziggler?
Ziggler talks about how talking about Bryan and MITB is so last year and he should be the focus because he's cashing in on either Sheamus or Big Show. Ziggler says if Bryan can do it to Big Show, how hard can it be? An argument breaks out and Booker comes out but Miz says that Booker can save his time because he knows what's coming. Instead Booker makes HELL NO vs. Show/Ziggler and Miz vs. a surprise. When they have this huge tag division all of a sudden, do we need to have these one night only tag teams to fight them? Here's Miz's surprise.
The Miz vs. Randy Orton
Orton is looking a bit more like he did in 2004. I think it's the not being orange and having a bit more hair. This is joined in progress after a break with Randy clotheslining Miz down and stomping away. Del Rio and Ricardo are watching from a sky box. Miz pounds away in the corner but Orton comes right back and pounds away as well. A belly to back suplex gets two for Orton but Miz comes back and knocks Randy off the apron and into the barricade as we take a break.
Back with Orton in a chinlock which Miz follows up with a Reality Check for two. Striker is in the sky box to talk to Ricardo and Alberto. For all we know, right now Miz and Orton are doing the Charleston. Del Rio says he's the new Apex Predator in the WWE and that's about it. Back in the ring Miz hits the corner clothesline but Orton crotches him on the top. Orton superplexes Miz down for two and a clothesline puts Miz on the floor.
Back in and Orton glares at Del Rio before dropkicking Miz down for two. Miz comes back with the short DDT for two of his own. Orton comes back with a quick elevated DDT before going insane and loading up the RKO. Miz avoids it and tries the Finale but Orton rolls away and hits the RKO for the pin at 7:30 shown of 11:00.
Del Rio says they're going to do this on his terms at HIAC.
Sheamus runs into Teddy in the back and the champ wants Barrett tonight. Teddy says he'll talk to Booker about it and he'll try to make it a lumberjack match. Sheamus: “I feel you playa.” Eve is lurking in the background.
Rhodes Scholars vs. Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel
Gabriel and Cody start but it's off to Tyson very fast with a kick to the back for two. Cody and Sandow head to the floor with Gabriel taking Damien out with a dive. Cody gets in a cheap shot and we head back into the ring for some heel beating. Sandow takes him down and drops the windup elbow for two. Gabriel gets in a kick to the face to take Rhodes down and it's off to Kidd. He cleans a few rooms of the house with a dropkick to the side of Sandow's head but as he puts Damien in the Sharpshooter, Cody gets a blind tag and hits the Disaster Kick for the pin at 3:20.
Eve is sucking up to Booker in the back when Teddy comes in to pitch the lumberjack match idea to Booker. Eve says she's been talking about that for weeks and Teddy stole his idea. Since apparently Booker doesn't watch the show and no one with a brain in wrestling ever WATCHES THE TAPE FROM EARLIER WHICH THEY KNOW EXISTS BECAUSE THERE WAS A CAMERA RIGHT THERE, Teddy has no defense. Instead he looks at an iPad after the other two leave.
HELL NO vs. Dolph Ziggler/Big Show
No entrances for either team. Bryan and Ziggler start things off with Bryan being taken to the mat in a bit of a surprise. A dropkick puts Daniel down and it's off to Big Show. The other monster gets the tag and they slug it out with Show spearing Kane down. Show pounds away in the corner but misses a charge, allowing Kane to bring in Bryan for the NO kicks. The big kick to the head is blocked though and Show gorilla presses Bryan to the floor.
We take a break and come back with Ziggler ramming Bryan's face into Show's boot for one. Off to Show but Bryan avoids the chop in the corner. He tries to dive for Kane but Show easily throws him down. The chokeslam is countered into the DDT but Ziggler breaks up another tag with a neckbreaker on Bryan. Ziggler drops a bunch of elbows including a jumping version which gets two. Back to Show who punches Bryan in the ribs and puts on a stomach claw.
Off to Ziggler but he misses a Stinger Splash in the corner and there's the hot tag to Kane. The Fameasser misses Kane but a big boot gets two on Ziggler. Bryan tags himself in of course, and hits a running clothesline on Dolph, followed by a running dropkick in the corner. Bryan dives at Big Show and gets shoved down as everything breaks down. Kane takes Show down and the NO Lock submits Ziggler at 10:02 shown of 13:32.
The champs argue on the stage when Rhodes Scholars jump them. They're not even pretending that the tournament is up for grabs anymore.
We recap the end of Barrett vs. Sheamus from Raw.
Antonio Cesaro vs. Ted DiBiase
Before the match we get a vignette of Cesaro at Sun Studio (where Elvis recorded a lot of his stuff) and criticizing country music. These kind of things are way better than seeing the people in the back all the time. Ted starts with a dropkick but gets sent to the floor almost immediately. Antonio drops Ted face first on the apron and we're entering squash mode. Cesaro hits the gutwrench suplex and puts on a cravate. DiBiase makes a quick comeback with a clothesline and sitout spinebuster, but he jumps into the uppercut to stop him cold. There's the Neutralizer for the pin at 2:39.
Raw ReBound is about the end of the show with the contract signing and Ryback killing Punk.
Heath Slater vs. Brodus Clay
The Band continues to look hilariously stupid. Slater jumps Brodus in the corner to start but the big man will have none of that. A suplex puts Slater down but Brodus charges into a boot in the corner. A middle rope missile dropkick staggers Clay but Slater gets killed by the overhead suplex. Clay has to chase off the Band and Slater hits that falling cutter of his for the pin at 1:55. It was nice looking at your girls Brodus. Sorry you had to die this badly.
Barrett isn't sure Sheamus is a tough guy but he's certainly stupid. Why fight Barrett tonight when you have to defend against Big Show? Wade hopes that Show remembers the beatdown tonight and wants the favor repaid once Show wins the title.
Layla vs. Natalya
They head to the mat and then the floor almost immediately with Nattie taking over. Eve continues to talk about the attack on Kaitlyn because that's still a thing for some reason. Natalya hooks a modified abdominal stretch which is quickly escapes and a kick to the face gets Layla the pin at 1:55. It's really hard to take Layla seriously when her song is about not being able to get enough sex and her video is of her dancing.
Teddy is with Kaitlyn and the iPad apparently belongs to Eve. Apparently there's information on there that proves Eve is evil and needs to be stopped. Gee, who would have seen that coming? Kaitlyn takes a picture of the iPad screen. She says keep this quiet for now. You know, BECAUSE DOING THIS IN FRONT OF A CAMERA ON NATIONAL TELEVISION IS GOING TO KEEP THIS A SECRET!
Here are the lumberjacks for the main event.
Wade Barrett vs. Sheamus
Non-title of course and Show is a lumberjack. Barrett pounds away in the corner but the champion slugs right back. Barrett comes back with a kick to the ribs and a pumphandle slam for two. Sheamus gets sat on the ropes for the big boot, knocking the champion to the outside. Back in that gets two as Big Show is just standing there watching. Sheamus is sent chest first into the buckle as the dominance continues. Matthews says it's a stalemate. I'd hate to see a beating then.
We take a break and come back with Sheamus making a comeback and hitting a Regal Roll for no cover. There are the ten forearms in the ropes followed by White Noise. Sheamus loads up the Brogue Kick but the 3MB pulls Barret to the floor. The champ dives on all of them to take them out but Barrett hits a running back elbow and a big boot for two back inside.
Wasteland is escaped and the Brogue Kick misses too. Barrett clotheslines Sheamus to the floor and it's time for the big lumberjack brawl. Back in and Wade charges into the Irish Curse....and here's HELL NO to get the Rhodes Scholars. Brogue Kick ends Barrett at 7:24 shown of 10:54.
Post match Ziggler knocks Sheamus down and tries to cash in but Big Show knocks Ziggler out cold with the punch. Show says he's taking the title at the PPV.
Results
Randy Orton b. The Miz – RKO
Rhodes Scholars b. Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel – Disaster Kick to Kidd
HELL NO b. Dolph Ziggler/Big Show – NO Lock to Ziggler
Antonio Cesaro b. Ted DiBiase – Neutralizer
Heath Slater b. Brodus Clay – Falling Cutter
Layla b. Natalya – Kick to the head
Sheamus b. Wade Barrett – Brogue Kick
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
See Saturday.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Big Show b. Daniel Bryan – Chokeslam
Alberto Del Rio b. Brodus Clay – Cross Armbreaker
Prime Time Players b. Santino Marella/Zack Ryder – Clash of the Titus to Ryder
Ryback b. Dolph Ziggler and David Otunga – Shell Shock to Otunga
Antonio Cesaro b. Justin Gabriel – Neutralizer
Kane b. Matt Striker – Chokeslam
Sheamus b. Wade Barrett via DQ when Big Show interfered
Eve Torres b. Layla – Pin after Layla was kicked off the middle rope
Rhodes Scholars b. Epico/Primo – Terminus to Epico
Kofi Kingston b. The Miz – Trouble in Paradise
NXT
Alex Riley b. Jinder Mahal – Rollup
Trent Barretta b. Jake Carter – Running knee to the face
Damien Sandow b. Brandon Traven – Terminus
Ascension/Kassius Ohno b. Usos/Richie Steamboat – OBE to Steamboat
Impact Wrestling
Samoa Joe b. Robbie E – Koquina Clutch
ODB b. Tara – The Bam
Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez b. Kid Kash/Gunner – Cross body to Kash
Kurt Angle b. AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels – Angle Slam to Daniels
Sting b. D-Von via DQ when Aces and 8's interfered
Smackdown
Randy Orton b. The Miz – RKO
Rhodes Scholars b. Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel – Disaster Kick to Kidd
HELL NO b. Dolph Ziggler/Big Show – NO Lock to Ziggler
Antonio Cesaro b. Ted DiBiase – Neutralizer
Heath Slater b. Brodus Clay – Falling Cutter
Layla b. Natalya – Kick to the head
Sheamus b. Wade Barrett – Brogue Kick