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The last years WWE has been putting on some very very solid cards. Wrestlemanias usually have 3-4 matches to look forward to, that are must watch, Summerslam also has had many solid cards. Even Money In The Bank. This year's Money In The Bank PPV would be equal to a Wrestlemania card back in 1995.
Don't believe me? Just check the cards back then, check every Wrestlemania card, especially those from 1993 to 2000.
WM 9: Yokozuna vs Bret Hart was the main match. The rest of the card. Tatanka vs HBK is the only match you'll find interesting and maybe Luger vs Perfect. Summerslam and MITB this year definately were better than this one.
WM 10: That is probably a worthy Mania. 2 five star matches and 2 championship matches.
WM 11: Hart faces a 55-year old Backlund, Diesel faces HBK and Lawrence Taylor gets the main event. Jeez. It seems like fans back then were way less butt hurt than today. Imagine this card in 2016. "Backlund should retire, Hart is the star, he shouldn't be facing that guy". "What? HBK loses to this 7-foot-tall pile of crap? You can't wrestle Diesel. Booo" "Lawrence Taylor gets the main event? Worst Mania ever". "Why didn't Diesel put over the up and coming star?".
WM 12: "Piper vs Goldust? Piss break!" "Great way to bury talent WWF! Why didn't Warrior put over HHH here?" "So, HHH got an one minute match, so that we can sit through 1 hour of rest holds?"
WM 13: We all know what we would have said about this one. "Blood? In the WWF? Is Austin hurt?" "Thank god that match saved us from the worst Wrestlemania of all time, who thought Undertaker vs Sid was a good idea?"
Extra: "Great way to completely throw the prestige of the Royal Rumble match out of the window WWF!"
WM 14: "Great way to bury Owen Hart WWF!" "Who is Kane and why does he get handed a co-main event spot? He must pay his dues first" "Predictable main event. Austin looks weak with that fast count". Plus seriously, Kane vs Undertaker was thought to be such a high drawing match?
Extra: Undertaker should have lost to Kane, aka Cena should have lost to Wyatt.
WM 15: Where do I even begin with this one. Talk about a complete train wreck from start to bottom. I can't even imagine all the hate this card would get today. Seriously.
WM 16: Another train wreck. Not a singles match. No women's match. McMahon again in the spotlight. Rock losing (I think fans would cheer that today). Big Show in the main event.
Just to make things clear. This is not a hate thread. Who doesn't love the attitude era?
But I hear people complaining and saying stuff like "Boring card" and stuff like that. Have you noticed that for the last 15 years, every WM card has like 3-4 big time matches? Back then, there was 1 big time match and the rest was midcard or upper midcard at best. Summerslam this year was stacked and Wrestlemania 32, even without Cena and Orton, still was a strong card. Wrestlemania 29, which was one of the strongest cards ever, having HHH, Punk, Taker, Lesnar, Cena, Rock, Y2J and Orton in it got hate for the matches that we were getting.
The last two Summerslams could have easily been Wrestlemanai cards in 1996.
All I'm saying is, don't hate the cards, be grateful that we have the opportunity to watch all these amazing matches and shows WWE has been delivering.
Don't believe me? Just check the cards back then, check every Wrestlemania card, especially those from 1993 to 2000.
WM 9: Yokozuna vs Bret Hart was the main match. The rest of the card. Tatanka vs HBK is the only match you'll find interesting and maybe Luger vs Perfect. Summerslam and MITB this year definately were better than this one.
WM 10: That is probably a worthy Mania. 2 five star matches and 2 championship matches.
WM 11: Hart faces a 55-year old Backlund, Diesel faces HBK and Lawrence Taylor gets the main event. Jeez. It seems like fans back then were way less butt hurt than today. Imagine this card in 2016. "Backlund should retire, Hart is the star, he shouldn't be facing that guy". "What? HBK loses to this 7-foot-tall pile of crap? You can't wrestle Diesel. Booo" "Lawrence Taylor gets the main event? Worst Mania ever". "Why didn't Diesel put over the up and coming star?".
WM 12: "Piper vs Goldust? Piss break!" "Great way to bury talent WWF! Why didn't Warrior put over HHH here?" "So, HHH got an one minute match, so that we can sit through 1 hour of rest holds?"
WM 13: We all know what we would have said about this one. "Blood? In the WWF? Is Austin hurt?" "Thank god that match saved us from the worst Wrestlemania of all time, who thought Undertaker vs Sid was a good idea?"
Extra: "Great way to completely throw the prestige of the Royal Rumble match out of the window WWF!"
WM 14: "Great way to bury Owen Hart WWF!" "Who is Kane and why does he get handed a co-main event spot? He must pay his dues first" "Predictable main event. Austin looks weak with that fast count". Plus seriously, Kane vs Undertaker was thought to be such a high drawing match?
Extra: Undertaker should have lost to Kane, aka Cena should have lost to Wyatt.
WM 15: Where do I even begin with this one. Talk about a complete train wreck from start to bottom. I can't even imagine all the hate this card would get today. Seriously.
WM 16: Another train wreck. Not a singles match. No women's match. McMahon again in the spotlight. Rock losing (I think fans would cheer that today). Big Show in the main event.
Just to make things clear. This is not a hate thread. Who doesn't love the attitude era?
But I hear people complaining and saying stuff like "Boring card" and stuff like that. Have you noticed that for the last 15 years, every WM card has like 3-4 big time matches? Back then, there was 1 big time match and the rest was midcard or upper midcard at best. Summerslam this year was stacked and Wrestlemania 32, even without Cena and Orton, still was a strong card. Wrestlemania 29, which was one of the strongest cards ever, having HHH, Punk, Taker, Lesnar, Cena, Rock, Y2J and Orton in it got hate for the matches that we were getting.
The last two Summerslams could have easily been Wrestlemanai cards in 1996.
All I'm saying is, don't hate the cards, be grateful that we have the opportunity to watch all these amazing matches and shows WWE has been delivering.