We could take over the world

[klunderbunker]

Next we take over Japan, because if something is Japanese, it's instantly awesome. Like this DGUSA stuff. It's ok, but you would think it's like the second coming of Steamboat/Flair or something given what people are saying about it.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

We could take the Vatican. Smallest country in the world.

 

[klunderbunker]

Same in Italy. We take over their country and change the whole thing of their prime minister changing every 8 seconds. The people will love us.

 

[J-Dogg]

Actually, I DO like that

Come to Australia, you'd have a dingo as a guard dog.

Too many sheep.

Sheepfuckers....BAHHHH

 

[Dave]

I suspect that Scots would welcome us taking over if you promised that you weren't English.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Seriously, we have people all over the world. How easy would it be to either unite together and invade a small country or take over something like a house/neighborhood? We could be our own country!

Sounds like the premise behind "The Warriors."

But which one of you guys would be Cyrus?




Can youuuuu dig it?

 

[Miko]

With the ratio of men to women on these forums, I'm not in favour of this "fucking" big island... unless of course, some of us instantaneously get a sex change and take one for the team.

Time to rehash an old gimmick then.

Sorry Falk, only frogs and dinosaurs can do that

 

[Coco]

Be nice to the French.

 

[J-Dogg]

Sounds like the premise behind "The Warriors."

But which one of you guys would be Cyrus?




Can youuuuu dig it?

I need to go back and watch that movie, one of my favourites.

 

[AjStyles]

What would you call yourselves if you were going to actually attempt something like this

 

[Mustang Sally]

What would you call yourselves if you were going to actually attempt something like this

The Nation of Domination?

 

[Amarillo del Bosque Verde]

I would like this...we should take over Somalia...it's mostly desert so it wouldn't be hard...but then we'd all probably die

 

[Via Armbar]

Cali is easy. I'd pretend that WZ is a cool new indie band. I'd only tell one or two hipsters and within a month everyone would be the ones who ''listened to WZ before they sold out''. Turn the entire population into our army. We'd only have 2 months to make it work though, hipsters are always spot on when it comes to the coolness curve. It would only be a matter of time before WZ wasn't cool anymore.

 

[Amarillo del Bosque Verde]

Philly could work...although about half of us would be shot before we succeed.

 

[AjStyles]

how about somewhere close by to start the invasion, say mexico or even canada

 

[klunderbunker]

I've laid out our first two. I have a third segment where we could make money to finance it.

 

[Барбоса]

WZ would do well in its conquering of the world so long as it pays homage to me - the Emperor of the Multiverse

What do you mean you did not hear about that?

If you didn't get the memo then you aren't important enough

 

[AjStyles]

how would you raise money to fund your army, besides taking over cities

 

[klunderbunker]

Ok so my theory is going to require a teenage girl, a bus, and a lawyer.

 

[Via Armbar]

Ok so my theory is going to require a teenage girl, a bus, and a lawyer.

I've got some of that covered. It can fit about 30 guys. It has some wear and tear but overall it gets you there. I'll work on finding the bus and the lawyer later.

 

[Amarillo del Bosque Verde]

I see where you're going

 

[klunderbunker]

Where am I going? It better involve Hannah Montana, because my plan does.

 

[AjStyles]

Ok so my theory is going to require a teenage girl, a bus, and a lawyer.

What's the lawyer for

 

[Via Armbar]

Where am I going? It better involve Hannah Montana, because my plan does.

You're like an evil James Bond villain. The first one to be registered on Megan's Law.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Cali is easy. I'd pretend that WZ is a cool new indie band. I'd only tell one or two hipsters and within a month everyone would be the ones who ''listened to WZ before they sold out''. Turn the entire population into our army. We'd only have 2 months to make it work though, hipsters are always spot on when it comes to the coolness curve. It would only be a matter of time before WZ wasn't cool anymore.

Armbar....I think we would be friends.