**WARNING** THIS SMACKDOWN LD IS TOO INTENSE ON 5/21

[Turd Ferguson]

Confirmed Matches:

-JTG vs. Calen Croft.

-Kelly Kelly and Tiffany vs. Michelle McCool and Layla.

-Vance Archer and Curt Hawkins vs. two local wrestlers.

-Jack Swagger vs. Kofi Kingston in a non-title match.

-The Straight Edge Society vs. Rey Mysterio and MVP.

-Drew McIntyre vs. Big Show in a non-title match.

 

[gd]

-JTG vs. Calen Croft.

Shit.

-Kelly Kelly and Tiffany vs. Michelle McCool and Layla.

Shit.

-Vance Archer and Curt Hawkins vs. two local wrestlers.

Shit.

-Jack Swagger vs. Kofi Kingston in a non-title match.

Noice.

-The Straight Edge Society vs. Rey Mysterio and MVP.

Fuck you MVP.

-Drew McIntyre vs. Big Show in a non-title match.

Interesting.

 

[Cookie]

"Local Tag Team"

I'm in.

 

[The Doctor]

May go watch, but I won't be in the LD.

 

[Big Ol' Buckta AIDS]

gotta love how the WWE production crew can make a shitty segment look pretty good.

 

[Cookie]

OH GOD NO

WORST NIGHTMARE

 

[Mitch Henessey]

So, Mr.INTENSE has a new look. It doesn't matter, because I still think Archer is shit.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

What a terrible promo.

 

[The Doctor]

The Big SHow smiles and the Christian segment with Vickie cracked me the fuck up.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

The Peep Show is back!!!!

 

[Kingofthedeathmatch]

Hornswoggle is probably Christians guest, which is going to be a waste of time if he is

 

[The Doctor]

That match was BADASS, and the ending was fucking great.

"KOFI JUST BEAT YOU!"

 

[Mitch Henessey]

Wow, WWE is STILL pushing the DX gear.....just wow.

 

[Kingofthedeathmatch]

I win....but we all lose in a way ...why does he still wear the DX gear?

 

[Mitch Henessey]

I'm actually glad to see Vickie and Chavo. Maybe they can breathe some life into this horrible segment.

 

[Lt 0reo]

Alright I'm here. Can anyone fill me in on what happened so far?

 

[The Doctor]

I thought that segment was actually pretty funny near the end, until Ziggy interrupted.

 

[gd]

Alright I'm here. Can anyone fill me in on what happened so far?

McCool pinned Tiffany!

 

[Cookie]

The bald Photoshop of Punk makes me want to vomit.

My heart can't handle it.

 

[Lt 0reo]

His ring size is the size of a can of Coke! Holy shit!

 

[The Doctor]

Good episode.

 

[Lt 0reo]

Big Show hasn't been that angry since the all you can eat buffet ran out of food.

 

[future admin]

wow, where did you get that one from?

 

[The Doctor]

Big Show's delivery on the DYK segment was PERFECT

"KOFI JUST BEAT YOU!"

 

[TLC]

Wow, this episode was shit.