Wanted

[klunderbunker]

Asexual rabbit with good notetaking skills. Ability to perform magic tricks a plus but not a requirement.

Apply at Bedrock Hospital.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I've got some homosexual gophers who meet your other requirements and a paraplegic aardvark who will work cheap. If this whets your appetite have your guy call mine.

 

[John McCass]

Asexual rabbit with good notetaking skills.

You'd never get one.

Ability to perform magic tricks a plus but not a requirement.

This.... has a chance.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Wh... What happened to Lucy?

 

[klunderbunker]

Wh... What happened to Lucy?

Horrible penmanship.

 

[ABMorales787]

You'd be better off looking for a turtle. Check the NYC sewers.

 

[Dagger Dias]

How about the Rabbit from Monty Python & The Holy Grail? Did he apply?

 

[klunderbunker]

How about the Rabbit from Monty Python & The Holy Grail? Did he apply?

Not enough magic abilities.

 

[Blade]

We have magic, asexual, notetaking rabbits all over Ireland. But they're owned by the leprechauns, so you'd have to fight for them.

 

[L@RISANO]

Asexual rabbit with good notetaking skills. Ability to perform magic tricks a plus but not a requirement.

Apply at Bedrock Hospital.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Bugs is at least bi but if I had to guess I'd say he is dodecagonsexual.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

A rampant rabbit?