Wanted: Juggling Owl

[klunderbunker]

Ability to eat Tootsie Pops helpful but not required.

Apply Roosevelt Raceway, Westbury, New York. Ask for Jack.

Note that you must bring your own chainsaws.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Ability to eat Tootsie Pops helpful but not required.

Apply Roosevelt Raceway, Westbury, New York. Ask for Jack.

Note that you must bring your own chainsaws.

I'd love to help, but there's no way to apply.

Roosevelt Raceway was closed in 1988, and is now a shit-ton of shopping with some housing developments (that the local government called low-income when it was built but is far from low income). In order to apply there I would need a time travel device, which is yet to be invented.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yes, I'm aware of that you overly serious schnook.

 

[DirtyD79]

I'd love to help, but there's no way to apply.

Roosevelt Raceway was closed in 1988, and is now a shit-ton of shopping with some housing developments (that the local government called low-income when it was built but is far from low income). In order to apply there I would need a time travel device, which is yet to be invented.

It's for the better time machines don't exist yet. You could be puttin' the moves on some hot chick just to find out it was your own mom and now you were born with flippers.