Wanking After A Night Out

[Y 2 Jake]

I went out last night and had a few drinks. I wake up this morning feeling fine. But the lure of my erection was too much. I had a wank and now I feel terrible. Headache and vomit. Why is that?

 

[Luther_Hull]

What part of your head is the headache in?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Front/Right hand side.

 

[Luther_Hull]

Probably high blood pressure.

 

[justinsayne]

or a Tumor

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Neither are a concern for me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's because you're a sinner. No doubt about it. Heathen.

 

[NYSandman]

I find jerking off very theraputic, actually. You don't have a tumor or anything, just a hangover.

How much can you drink? LOL! I've got some voldka here.

For some reason, and this is the truth, I never get a hangover. Very, very rarely, I'll go overboard and puke, but I never have a headache the next morning.

Don't they sell some shit you can take now before you drink that's supposed to stop hangovers?

Can't give you any advice, 'cause I don't get 'em. I do however, get migrains occasionally. A severe, intense headache in the back of the head with flashing lights. It is absolutely crippling, and I can't even rise out of bed.

 

[Melon Farmer]

I'm prolly gonna sound like an idiot here but what is a Wank?

 

[C.M.]

I'm prolly gonna sound like an idiot here but what is a Wank?

You always sound like an Idiot

J/K

 

[Melon Farmer]

thank u....

 

[C.M.]

You're welcome

 

[Uncle Sam]

Here you go Coconut, wanking:
LINK REMOVED!!

Or just type it in on Wikipedia.

 

[Melon Farmer]

who removed the link? wtvr....i'll check it on wikipedia

 

[Moon Knight]

I went out last night and had a few drinks. I wake up this morning feeling fine. But the lure of my erection was too much. I had a wank and now I feel terrible. Headache and vomit. Why is that?

It's Jesus Jake...repent.

 

[Uncle Sam]

^What I said.

 

[Moon Knight]

^What I said.

Great minds think alike....I think...


Either way, Jake needs a bible.

 

[Uncle Sam]

And to feel the bony fingers of a nun poke upon his chest.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I find jerking off very theraputic, actually. You don't have a tumor or anything, just a hangover.

How much can you drink? LOL! I've got some voldka here.

For some reason, and this is the truth, I never get a hangover. Very, very rarely, I'll go overboard and puke, but I never have a headache the next morning.

Don't they sell some shit you can take now before you drink that's supposed to stop hangovers?

Can't give you any advice, 'cause I don't get 'em. I do however, get migrains occasionally. A severe, intense headache in the back of the head with flashing lights. It is absolutely crippling, and I can't even rise out of bed.

I get hungover if I have one pint. It must just be something in the alcohol, like maybe the acohol. Although I did have saveral pints and shorts on Friday.

I get migraines as well. So did my Dad, he's dead now.