UFC 203: Miocic vs Overeem

[enviousdominous]

Or Punk vs Gall, for the 90% of the people who paid their $49.99.

CM Punk is looking to win, though I'm sure that most of us will be shocked if he manages to last a single round. I've got high hopes for my homeboy from Chicago, and will hopefully get at least ten seconds to share my thoughts on the fight before it's anti-climatically ended.

I honestly don't know much about any of the other fighters to share insights. I only paid for this show to see CM Punk, and hopefully Hell will start offering sled rides to celebrate Punk going 1-0 in his UFC debut.

 

[enviousdominous]

Dober vs Gonzalez right now, nope it ended.

 

[enviousdominous]

Dober won with a flurry of blows, he got some ridiculously accurate left fists in there. Do I sound like I know what I'm talking about?

 

[enviousdominous]

Oh good, commericals. I can relate to those. Carl's Jr. aye? I'm sure that the UFC fighters gorge on their burgers after getting that pesky weigh-in out of the way.

 

[enviousdominous]

Joe Rogan is looking like Peter Gabriel these days.

 

[enviousdominous]

UFC is spending more time hyping content from UFCFIGHTPASS.com than they are showing people fight. They probably have tons of extra time now since Dober vs Gonzalez only lasted 1:45.

 

[enviousdominous]

More commercials, and we weren't told what's coming up after the break. So probably more "exclusive" garbage if you patronize UFCFIGHTPASS.com.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

My school is offering this to us free around 9 pm Central. Avoiding the LD for spoilers but I am with you in spirit.

 

[enviousdominous]

They're doing a Stipe Miocic documentary know. *sigh* I'm really glad that he was allowed to practice hitting baseballs with the Indians.

 

[enviousdominous]

My school is offering this to us free around 9 pm Central. Avoiding the LD for spoilers but I am with you in spirit.

9pm Central is when the main card starts.

 

[enviousdominous]

Oh fuck, Joe Rogan is really annoying. He groans out his words like "There's so much ENERGYYY inside this arena right now".

 

[enviousdominous]

Nik Lentz vs Michael McBride. THEY'RE FINALLY GOING TO SHOW A FIGHT!

 

[enviousdominous]

Nope, we have to listen to Mike Goldberg recap every-fucking-thing about these guys. Then a THIRD commercial break, then the fight (maybe).

 

[enviousdominous]

KFC really should advertise how much time you shave off of your life expectancy by eating their grease soaked chicken.

 

[enviousdominous]

UFC Prelims, brought to you by UFC 203, the most UFC UFC in the history of UFC.

 

[enviousdominous]

Fatty foods, medications with serious side effects and MetroPCS. I'm not sure who UFC's target audience is.

 

[enviousdominous]

Michael McBride is looking hyped, you can tell because he's not doing anything or showing any emotion. Yay UFC.

 

[enviousdominous]

Nik Lentz hopping around, trying to psyche out his opponent by showing that he's very bouncy.

 

[enviousdominous]

Nik got a decent takedown there, weird because he's half a foot shorter than Michael.

 

[enviousdominous]

Mike had perhaps the worst leg lock in history there.

 

[Galvatron]

I'm one of the few rooting for Punk. I don't care if he's an asshole. If he wins it will be "Oh, they just brought in a tin can for him to knock down" and if he loses, it will be "I knew knew he'd get knocked the fuck out".

 

[enviousdominous]

"Mixing up the strikes with the grappling" is what Joe Rogan is saying, while the same shit is happening that happened ten seconds ago.

 

[enviousdominous]

I'm one of the few rooting for Punk. I don't care if he's an asshole. If he wins it will be "Oh, they just brought in a tin can for him to knock down" and if he loses, it will be "I knew knew he'd get knocked the fuck out".

Ditto. The fact that I don't expect him to win would make it that much more huge to see him win. I'll mark out like an Asian girl at a petting zoo if he gets his arm raised.

 

[enviousdominous]

That crowd is more pumped than usual! You can tell because their bored groans have stabilized.

 

[enviousdominous]

Note to self: don't binge on the CWC before watching what amounts to watching Punch vs Judy.