It's been three years since Tyson Kidd made his WWE debut. For some reason, it feels longer. Maybe it's just that Kidd's been such a non-presence, he's bent the laws of time and space. In WWE, Kidd's been one half of the tag team champions alongside DH Smith in The Hart Dynasty and, well, that's about it. Otherwise, he's spent more time on his back than Lindsay Lohan. Topical.
This past Friday night, this - essentially - happened:
Tyson had considerably more success than his Seth Efrikan tag team partner Justin Gabriel, upsetting Jack Swagger to earn a spot in the SmackDown Money in the Bank match.
Two things to note.
One, Tyson's hardly in distinguished company. He'll be sharing the match with Damien Sandow, who's been with the company a matter of weeks, Lord Tensai, the man who's supposedly been considered "a flop" since his redebut, Santino, whose standing is higher than many might think, and Christian. Fuck you, I love Christian.
Two, Tyson's likely - almost definitely - been drafted in to provide some high spots and then watch somebody else win, like John Morrison or Shelton Benjamin before him.
Stand still - I've grown bored so I'm going to throw some questions at your face and leave:
I'll inevitably return to yell at some of the respondents.
This past Friday night, this - essentially - happened:
Tyson had considerably more success than his Seth Efrikan tag team partner Justin Gabriel, upsetting Jack Swagger to earn a spot in the SmackDown Money in the Bank match.
Two things to note.
One, Tyson's hardly in distinguished company. He'll be sharing the match with Damien Sandow, who's been with the company a matter of weeks, Lord Tensai, the man who's supposedly been considered "a flop" since his redebut, Santino, whose standing is higher than many might think, and Christian. Fuck you, I love Christian.
Two, Tyson's likely - almost definitely - been drafted in to provide some high spots and then watch somebody else win, like John Morrison or Shelton Benjamin before him.
Stand still - I've grown bored so I'm going to throw some questions at your face and leave:
- Do you think Tyson is deserving of his spot in the ladder match?
- Would Justin Gabriel have been a better choice as the match's spot monkey?
- Would you consider Tyson worthy to hold the briefcase?
- Would you consider Tyson worthy to hold the title?
- Is Tyson at least above tag matches on Superstars?
- Are you as glad as I am that he got rid of that little tuft of hair?
I'll inevitably return to yell at some of the respondents.