Top 10 Attributes of a New IWC Member

[Mac Attack]

Itis a funny thing going through the wrestling non spam sections and seeing the posts that some of the newer posters make. I have come up with a list of qualities that they have.


1) Must critique every single thing

2) Must worship Zack Ryder

3) Has a need for a Cena Heel Turn.

4) Has weirdly bad grammer (Connects with Number 10)

5) Does not need reasons for their opinions

6) Never been to a live event

7) Enjoy being the Internet Tough Guy

8) Have not Read The Rules on posting.

9) Enjoys Bashing TNA (who doesn`t)

10) Would not have noticed the spelling error in Number 4.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

This probably belongs somewhere else. But... I'm still responding.

Itis a funny thing going through the wrestling non spam sections and seeing the posts that some of the newer posters make. I have come up with a list of qualities that they have.


1) Must critique every single thing

Probably just overly excited to talk about wrestling without someone calling them fat, or nerdy.

2) Must worship Zack Ryder

Haven't noticed this.

3) Has a need for a Cena Heel Turn.

Most would rather he die in a fire, at least from what I've seen.

4) Has weirdly bad grammer (Connects with Number 10)

Agreed.

5) Does not need reasons for their opinions

Why follow the rules? I mean, it's not like the rules aren't simple enough for a fucking monkey to comprehend....

6) Never been to a live event

No way of knowing this.

7) Enjoy being the Internet Tough Guy

Most are too clueless to get tough.

8) Have not Read The Rules on posting.

They sure haven't.

9) Enjoys Bashing TNA (who doesn`t)

Shattered.

10) Would not have noticed the spelling error in Number 4.

.....weren't you a Prisoner?

 

[shattered dreams]

1) 14 year old or the mental equivalent of one
2) The rest are self explanatory

 

[Mac Attack]

This probably belongs somewhere else. But... I'm still responding.



.....weren't you a Prisoner?

Yes I was a Prisoner.

And I didn't know where to put it so I put it in a wrestling spam zone. Lee would have ate me alive had I put it in the GSD.

 

[Kenny Powers]

You forgot to mention they make spam threads about how great the Attitude Era was compared to the PG era, and how attitude era wrestlers are better than today's wrestlers.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

1) Must critique every single thing
Maybe on occasion, not sure.

2) Must worship Zack Ryder
Definitely not.

3) Has a need for a Cena Heel Turn.
Nope.

4) Has weirdly bad grammer (Connects with Number 10)
whsta u takkins bout?

5) Does not need reasons for their opinions
I am God... Why? Don't ask why.

6) Never been to a live event
I don't even know what wrestling is.

7) Enjoy being the Internet Tough Guy
I once beat but Brad in my school, Brad is "THE BIG NASTY!"

8) Have not Read The Rules on posting.
There are rules?

9) Enjoys Bashing TNA (who doesn't)
In seriousness I'm a fan of TNA coincidently.

10) Would not have noticed the spelling error in Number 4.
I swear there isn't supposed to be an "a" there and there is supposed to be a "q" in weirdly.