Things I'll Never Understand

[Uncle Sam]

1) KFC's Double Down
2) Economics
3) String theory
4) This fourth one was gonna be the point of the thread. I'll get back to you if I-- Oh, wait. The stereotype that British people have bad teeth. I have lovely teeth. Fuck you, rest of world. Most of you can't even afford toothbrushes, who are you to talk? I'm looking at you, Czech Republic. I know it's you that's been spreading this shit. Stop it, or you're out of the EU. I mean it this time. Oh, you think I'm bluffing? I'm on the phone with Sarkozy and Merkel right now.

Is the Czech Republic in the EU?

 

[Uncle Sam]

It is. I have a list of EU member states by my bedside. Seriously. It's on a ruler. They gave me one when I visited the European Economic Committee. That actually happened. I was in Brussels, remember?

 

[X]

Don't mess with the Czechs.

 

[Uncle Sam]

They can't have a civil war with me, I'm not in the former Yugoslavia.

The Czech Republic isn't in the former Yugoslavia, is it?

 

[FromTheSouth]

1) KFC's Double Down

Looks gluttonous and quite messy.

2) Economics

It's simple really. If you keep printing money, you can spend it on entitlements. Wealth is only as limited as the nearest printing press.

3) String theory

We're made of atoms, atoms are made of the subatomic particles, and the subatomic particles are made of something. The pitch of the sub-sub-atomic particles vibrations create matter and from the matter created, we have things. Also, time travel, eleven dimensions, and parallel universes all proven not by exploration, but by math. Simple really.

4) This fourth one was gonna be the point of the thread. I'll get back to you if I-- Oh, wait. The stereotype that British people have bad teeth. I have lovely teeth. Fuck you, rest of world. Most of you can't even afford toothbrushes, who are you to talk? I'm looking at you, Czech Republic. I know it's you that's been spreading this shit. Stop it, or you're out of the EU. I mean it this time. Oh, you think I'm bluffing? I'm on the phone with Sarkozy and Merkel right now.

I imagine you as a beautiful man.

Is the Czech Republic in the EU?

Bloody Czechs.

 

[FromTheSouth]

They can't have a civil war with me, I'm not in the former Yugoslavia.

The Czech Republic isn't in the former Yugoslavia, is it?

Czechoslovakia. Yugoslavia is Bosnia, and the like.

 

[Ty Burna]

I used to kick it with a girl from the Czech Republic when she was here as an exchange student. She was fine as hell and loved hip hop. Do the math how much we ahem, enjoyed each other's company.

 

[Uncle Sam]

She was probably expecting to be paid for it, like her dozen sisters were.

 

[Ty Burna]

Nah that was the regular ****es in town that expected payment.

 

[Via Armbar]

This is going to be fun.

 

[Tastycles]

This is going to be fun.

Apparently not.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Apparently not, no. More things I don't understand:

1) Greece's economic situation.
2) The British public.
3) BBC Three comedies.
4) Seinfeld.

 

[Amarillo del Bosque Verde]

Tried to get with a czech girl...was rejected like a bitch

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Statistically the English have the best teeth in the world, I think Americans were in the bottom 5. They included uncivilized nations from what I remember.

 

[Amarillo del Bosque Verde]

aww thats just wrong...we dont have bad teeth...just a little yellow

 

[Y 2 Jake]

From all the urine, I understand.

 

[Amarillo del Bosque Verde]

From all the urine, I understand.

Only weird kinky couples that like pissing in each others mouths

 

[ABMorales787]

1) KFC's Double Down

Don't know what it is.

2) Economics

I just use whatever's in my wallet. The fuck with the government.

3) String theory

Does that have anything to do with string cheese?
4) This fourth one was gonna be the point of the thread. I'll get back to you if I-- Oh, wait. The stereotype that British people have bad teeth. I have lovely teeth. Fuck you, rest of world. Most of you can't even afford toothbrushes, who are you to talk? I'm looking at you, Czech Republic. I know it's you that's been spreading this shit. Stop it, or you're out of the EU. I mean it this time. Oh, you think I'm bluffing? I'm on the phone with Sarkozy and Merkel right now.

Is the Czech Republic in the EU?[/QUOTE]
Blame Douglas Williams and all the other's who forget to brush them show off their not so pearly whites on TV. I don't see Rob Terry having dental problems.

1) Greece's economic situation.[?QUOTE]
Didn't know they had one.

2) The British public.

I don't even understand society in general.

3) BBC Three comedies.

I only watch pronz nowadays.

4) Seinfeld.

Me neither.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Only weird kinky couples that like pissing in each others mouths

It's a craze that's sweeping America, from what I understand.

 

[Amarillo del Bosque Verde]

It's a craze that's sweeping America, from what I understand.

Really? I must try it...and then immediately throw up afterwards

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Really? I must try it...and then immediately throw up afterwards

You might like it, 75% of Americans do.

 

[Sparky]

0.o Fucking disgusting.

 

[Amarillo del Bosque Verde]

You might like it, 75% of Americans do.

Nice...you should defiantely try it too

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Nice...you should defiantely try it too

I'm from England, we don't do things like that here.

 

[Sparky]

Nice...you should defiantely try it too

It's Jake, Not only would he of tried it, he would of came up with the idea. Not him taking the urine, Pissing in somebody elses mouth.