They're BACK!!!

[klunderbunker]

Boulders.

Discuss again.

 

[Mr. TM]

Sleep

 

[klunderbunker]

Under a boulder?

 

[NSL]

Some boulders are bad...

 

[Marquis]

Boulders took my Uncles life!

 

[klunderbunker]

I want to box those.

 

[Marquis]

I remember it like it was yesterday. My uncle was drunk as usual, so i threw his ass out into the streets. This has been standard routine with my uncle for the past couple of years now. As usual he staggered to get up with what dignity and pride he had left and made his way to the Deli to pick up a pack of smokes. He normally would come home an hour later after getting his ass thrown out and picking up a pack of cigs. Not this time though. Hours passed and i started worrying what if something happend!. I go to bed thinking he will be here in the morning. Early next day i get call from the police. His corpse was found all trampled over with every single organ and bone in his body flattened. Heartbroken i asked the cops, Who or what could have done something so horrible!? The cop preceded to tell me, Usually when a corpse is found in this condition they assume a wild pack of gazelles are the culprits... But not this time. Since there was one clue that clearly pointed it was no a pack of gazelles. His wallet was missing! Only one thing in this world can do such a thing to a poor innocent man and take his wallet. A wild Boulder!!! Although many boulders were brought into custody by the police and questioned. The true culprit was never found...

 

[klunderbunker]

Odd tha tyou posted that before.

 

[Marquis]

In the next boulder thread, I'll tell about my hunt for the boulder that killed my uncle.

 

[Tim]

Boulders hurt when you smash into them. That is all.