The WZ Spam Zone Wrestling Caption Thread

[CripplerBenoitFan]

The King: I fucked that.

 

[.]

So you're aware that nobody finds this thread funny yet you continue to post in it? That's persistence, that's jenks level persistence.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Evil Tenay: Sometimes I fantasize about cuckolding grown ass married men. It's my rock and roll fantasy.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Evil Tenay: Today I'm gonna drag Dixie across the room by her cum canyon, and anyone who doesn't like it can suck a dick.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

1997

Prescient Tenay: You're going to be responsible for Liz's death, Lex!! No, not Liz Lemon!

Lex: Who the fuck is Liz Lemon?

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Gene: Listen guys, I just want to know where a smooth motherfucker like me can get his dick wet in this town. I've got an eightball, a hard-on, and I need to get some stanky on my hangdown. Ya dig?

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Please don't let this guy into WZCW.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Jesse: Elvira are you aware that no plane hit Building 7?

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

PS Hayes: You can't tell me broads don't like being called *****.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Oh wow look, internet guys are being tough!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

PS Hayes: So now you're going to tell me that Palpatine created Anakin out of some "metachlorian" bullshit? I find that offensive, and I am prepared to let loose a string of racial slurs.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Stephanie: ... ouch.

HBK: Do you have to do a poop?

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Bret: Gotta brush these pussyhairs out of my teeth, eh? Never forget Montreal.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Hulk: I told you two to wear the SAME bikini. These bikinis are SIMILAR. Do not defy me again.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Hulk: Which is my girlfriend and which is my daughter, brother?! I CAN'T TELL!!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Hulk: MY KING HAKUS AREN'T LICKING THEMSELVES, BROOKE 1 AND BROOKE 2!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

*As Brooke's boyfriend picks her up into the air.*

Hulk: HEY BROOKE'S BF! DON'T VIRGILFOOT AROUND, BROTHER. RAM THAT TONGUE RIGHT IN HER VINCE SENIOR!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Brooke's Hip-Hop Boyfriend In His Silly Hat: My thing I guess... I don't know man why was he saying "I WANNA SEE WHAT MY DAUGHTER'S BEEN STROKING, BROTHER!" ?? That really weirds me out.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Hulk: HEADLOCK TAKEOVER, OFF THE ROPES, THEN STICK YOUR FINGER IN HER VIRGIL.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Wow this thread sucks. Chrome! Where are you? This thread needs you!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Hulk: CAN YOU TWO GALS FART FOR ME, BROTHER?

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Hogan: MY TURTLENECKED BILLY GRAHAM IS VENTURING TOWARDS SHAI'HULUD STATUS, JESSE THE BROOKE VENTURA!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Hulk: THAT'S HOT, BROOKETINI. ALRIGHT BROOKES BROTHERS, NOW PUT YOUR HAND ON HIS PASTAMANIA.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Hulk: THAT'S RIGHT. NOW YOU SPIT IT INTO HER HAND, BROOKE 1. YES... YES. NOW RUB IT ON MY BACK.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]