Hey fans and haters alike, it is I, marsden88, with the next installment of the WWE Series! Tonight, we have Mark Henry, thanks to a request by Ethelion and an anonymous caller, if you will.
What kind of investment has Mark Henry been to the WWE: Positive, Neutral, or Negative?
Just the Facts:
1) Sexual Chocolate. 'Nuff said.
2) He is dyslexic.
3) He is a 2-time World Champ. It took him 12 years to win the barely legitimate WWECW Championship, which, like I said, was a joke, and it took him 15 years to win a real (though lacking in prestige) World Heavyweight Championship.
Overview:
Mark Henry has busted his arse for the WWE for the last 16 years. He is the perfect example of someone who gets a "pity reign" at the end of his career, rather like Christian. (Could be worse, he could have been Chavo. Does this mean Hornswoggle himself could have been ECW Champ? Screw Chavo. Not the point!) Henry is just a big body in the ring. Granted, he's better than Khali, he doesn't have the speed that Kane brings, and he doesn't have the...erm...whatever Big Show has. Henry is also injury-prone. That being said, Henry isn't necessarily a bad guy. Henry can play a really good heel, and I think he'd be the perfect addition to AW's stable. (Not just because he's black, but because he's got the ego too.) When Henry comes back from injury, it'll be interesting to see what happens.
Decision:
Mark Henry has been a neutral investment. He did stay in the company for the better part of 16 years. He would be a positive, but his injuries are piling up. When he retires, there's a chance he'll end up in the hall of fame, but we'll have to see. Don't get me wrong, I like Henry and all, but he can't be a positive with injuries.
Thoughts?
Closure:
Ladies: Would you rather have "The World's Largest Love Machine" or "Sexual Chocolate"? It's an intriguing question.
What kind of investment has Mark Henry been to the WWE: Positive, Neutral, or Negative?
Just the Facts:
1) Sexual Chocolate. 'Nuff said.
2) He is dyslexic.
3) He is a 2-time World Champ. It took him 12 years to win the barely legitimate WWECW Championship, which, like I said, was a joke, and it took him 15 years to win a real (though lacking in prestige) World Heavyweight Championship.
Overview:
Mark Henry has busted his arse for the WWE for the last 16 years. He is the perfect example of someone who gets a "pity reign" at the end of his career, rather like Christian. (Could be worse, he could have been Chavo. Does this mean Hornswoggle himself could have been ECW Champ? Screw Chavo. Not the point!) Henry is just a big body in the ring. Granted, he's better than Khali, he doesn't have the speed that Kane brings, and he doesn't have the...erm...whatever Big Show has. Henry is also injury-prone. That being said, Henry isn't necessarily a bad guy. Henry can play a really good heel, and I think he'd be the perfect addition to AW's stable. (Not just because he's black, but because he's got the ego too.) When Henry comes back from injury, it'll be interesting to see what happens.
Decision:
Mark Henry has been a neutral investment. He did stay in the company for the better part of 16 years. He would be a positive, but his injuries are piling up. When he retires, there's a chance he'll end up in the hall of fame, but we'll have to see. Don't get me wrong, I like Henry and all, but he can't be a positive with injuries.
Thoughts?
Closure:
Ladies: Would you rather have "The World's Largest Love Machine" or "Sexual Chocolate"? It's an intriguing question.