The Wrestlezone Band

[Papa Shango]

Who wants to join? I'm the frontman and lead vocalist. I also can play saxophone, and little bit of the drums and keyboard. I need, at the very least,

Backup vocals
Lead Guitar
Lead Drums
Bass
Keyboardist-- because every great band has to have a keyboardist.

 

[Via Armbar]

I've got a performance background. I can play some guitar and bass, and I have been playing classical piano since I was about 6.

What acting experience did you say you have Shango?

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

I can be the model used for your videos....

 

[Razor]

I got yo back on drums.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Yo I can back you up on Vocals and Keyboards... Also I am a saxophone extraordinaire


Also I got you beat Armbar...... I've been classically trained on the piano since I was three. I'm also Rock/Jazz trained.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I got the Harmonica covered.

 

[Theo Mays]

I can only sing when I'm drunk and I usually just make up lyrics to current beats. I was told I did a perfect rendition of Ryder's "Oh Radio" with lyrics revolving around the Dallas Cowboys offense.

 

[Papa Shango]

I've got a performance background. I can play some guitar and bass, and I have been playing classical piano since I was about 6.

What acting experience did you say you have Shango?

I did a little theater training when I was younger. Did some children's theater and a "Shakespeare for Kids" class. Was supposed to play Fetes in 12th Night but I had to drop out cuz I was violently ill. Sick for the rest of the summer. Then I did theater in high school, ALOT of theater. Did a year studying Theater Arts at Western Connecticut State University. Not a great school, but a very good theater program... or so I was told. Got bored after a year of only getting into student-directed plays and "B" shows. The final straw was when I nailed my audition for Diary of Anne Frank, but the dept. head overroad the casting decision and made the director choose someone else because he was a Junior and cuz he looked "more Jewish-looking".

All in all I've been in... *tallies in his head*... 24 theater productions since I was 12.

 

[Papa Shango]

I can be the model used for your videos....

I'll keep that in mind if we ever cover "Dude Looks Like A lady".

 

[Papa Shango]

Yo I can back you up on Vocals and Keyboards... Also I am a saxophone extraordinaire


Also I got you beat Armbar...... I've been classically trained on the piano since I was three. I'm also Rock/Jazz trained.

Sounds like we may have to have auditions.

 

[Papa Shango]

I got the Harmonica covered.

I'm not really a big Neil Young fan.

 

[Papa Shango]

Oh, I forgot, keyboardists in my band will have be using heavy amounts of synthesizer. If you didn't already assume this, then you're not the kind of keyboardist I'm looking for. I need someone who can play Billy Joel, Rush, and Styx all in one night.

 

[Mr. TM]

Play Bass, a little guitar, Keyboards, vocals, and im cool enough to have sex. Band material.

 

[Papa Shango]

But MR.? That's not cool enough for a band. You can be band manager, if you'd like. And we can make fun of you and make your job way more difficult than it has to be. It'll be like A Hard Day's Night.

"You know you're a swine. Innit he, George? Innit he a swine?"

"Aye, a swine."

 

[Mr. TM]

Mr. Hetfield.

 

[Papa Shango]

Who?

 

[Mr. TM]

Some guy.

 

[Papa Shango]

... Just carry m'bags, bitch.

Jus' kiddin'

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

I'll keep that in mind if we ever cover "Dude Looks Like A lady".

I never said I was good looking. I just want some exposure.

 

[Papa Shango]

As long as you keep you're pants on. Cuz nobody wants you to have THAT kind of exposure.

 

[Via Armbar]

I'm not really a big Neil Young fan.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Oh, I forgot, keyboardists in my band will have be using heavy amounts of synthesizer. If you didn't already assume this, then you're not the kind of keyboardist I'm looking for. I need someone who can play Billy Joel, Rush, and Styx all in one night.

I have a Korg M3 in my studio which I know a lot and have a shit load of custom sounds from Baba O'reily, Won't Get Fooled Again. to Depeche Mode. Billy Joel is my idol dude. Give me about a week or so and I'll have his shit down pat.

 

[Papa Shango]

I'm sorry Armbar, I just prefer my music to be less Canadian. My Ipod can't handle anymore of it. It's full to the brim with Rush.

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

As long as you keep you're pants on. Cuz nobody wants you to have THAT kind of exposure.

Deal.

 

[Papa Shango]

I have a Korg M3 in my studio which I know a lot and have a shit load of custom sounds from Baba O'reily, Won't Get Fooled Again. to Depeche Mode.

You're hired. Now start playing Just Can't Get Enough right now or you're fired.