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The weirdest thing just happened....

Dagger Dias

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So.... I'm sitting at the computer checking my email, and suddenly my kitchen light randomly out of nowhere fell off of the ceiling onto the floor and shattered. Thank goodness the dogs and I were both in the other half of the room.
 
It would be dumb to jump to any sort of conclusion, but I can most definitely conclude that it was Slender Man.
 
What makes it even more interesting was that my mother in law had told me to be extra careful yesterday due to having had a bad dream about me, she wouldn't tell me the details, just that I had to be really careful. That's an odd coincidence. Maintenance and my landlord just came by, they are gonna fix it within the next hour.
 
On numerous occasions I've thought to myself ''Man, I can't believe __________ is still alive or _________ looks to be in really poor health'' just for that particular person to die within a week. Sometimes it's more obvious ones like local news reporter Hal Fishman who was clearly old as fuck, but sometimes it was more random like Bernie Mac or most recently Macho Man :(
 
On numerous occasions I've thought to myself ''Man, I can't believe __________ is still alive or _________ looks to be in really poor health'' just for that particular person to die within a week. Sometimes it's more obvious ones like local news reporter Hal Fishman who was clearly old as fuck, but sometimes it was more random like Bernie Mac or most recently Macho Man :(

If it upsets you, stop euthanizing them.
 
It would be dumb to jump to any sort of conclusion, but I can most definitely conclude that it was Slender Man.

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"It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO."
 
I've had this shit happen to me before. Back when I was rooming with a friend we were in the living room, passing around the bong, and the light above the sink just inexplicable fell and shattered all over the place.
 

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