The Uso's New T-shirt

[Uncle Sam]

http://shop.wwe.com/The-Usos-"We-Sa...ml?dwvar_W06457_color=Black&start=2&cgid=usos

Now they just need to get rid of that horrendous theme (not the tribal part - the torturous ear sodomy that comes after it) and I am entirely on board with this tag team.

 

[Coco]

Now they just need to get rid of that horrendous theme (not the tribal part - the torturous ear sodomy that comes after it)

I don't mind the theme.

I do mind JBL turning into a five year old mark with impulse control problems.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Nothing's wrong with the theme, like Coco said it's the JBL part of it that's awful.

They're at the point where they don't even need piped in "O!" chants, people are legitimately cheering them.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I don't mind the theme.

I do mind JBL turning into a five year old mark with impulse control problems.

WHATSAP!

 

[Slash-LN]

That's a sick shirt.
If I wore wrestling shirts I'd buy it.

 

[Dirk]

Here's what I'd do if I didn't just stick Richie McCaw's face on the t-shirt.

While those two faces facing off looks badass enough, I don't think it drives the Polynesian gimmick home enough.

When I think Samoa, I think a more rural New Zealand, to be honest. I think of Tiki masks, abdominal tattoos, exotic animals and sticking your tongue out. I liked the colourful outfits.

Also, concerning their haka Siva Tau... I'd rather have either that or a theme song. Now it just sounds like they switch themes halfway through. On big matches, I'd prefer the theme, total silence for a few moments, then the Uso's doing their war cry in the ring, facing the opponents.