Evolution's New T-Shirt Is Awesome

[Uncle Sam]

Not like The Miz is awesome - actually awesome:

http://shop.wwe.com/Evolution-"Adap...var_W07404_color=Black&start=1&cgid=evolution

 

[Uncle Sam]

The Wyatt Family's ain't bad either:

http://shop.wwe.com/Wyatt-Family-"F...?dwvar_W07398_color=Silver&start=3&cgid=wyatt

 

[Blade]

Randy Orton's skeleton looks like he's having fun at a pretty good concert.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I was tempted by the Wyatt Family one. I assume you've bought 3 Sami Zayn shirts, Sam?

 

[Phoenix]

The new shirts of late have been good. Though those new 'plaques' they're doing are ridiculous, just basically $90 for some framed photos with some good photoshop skills. I'm sure many of us could recreate them with ease and spend significantly less than that.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I was tempted by the Wyatt Family one. I assume you've bought 3 Sami Zayn shirts, Sam?

http://shop.wwe.com/Sami-Zayn-"Inza...W07417_color=Black&start=3&cgid=superstar-nxt

It's like they put out the plainest shirt possible just to test how big a Sami Zayn mark I am. The answer is: massive - but I'm still not paying to import it from the US.

 

[Thriller Ant]

http://shop.wwe.com/Sami-Zayn-"Inza...W07417_color=Black&start=3&cgid=superstar-nxt

It's like they put out the plainest shirt possible just to test how big a Sami Zayn mark I am. The answer is: massive - but I'm still not paying to import it from the US.

They don't have it in the UK shop? I considered buying it, but decided against it. Plus, I had "Inzayn in the membrane" as my user title months ago. Jerks.

 

[Danger Burger]

I'm not big on that Evolution T. Skeletons are weird enough anyway (and took ages to kill in Golden Axe) but what exactly is going on here? Batista's skelly is wearing sunglasses? Is he supposed to be flexing his non-existent muscles?? I've never had to think about muscles when it came to zombies, but its either that, or he's squeezing out a steamer.

I like that Jake the Snake's skeleton is hearkening back to his alcoholism days though, and Triple H kind of looks like he's in drag with a giant phallic symbol... which I guess is pretty in right now.

Wyatts ain't bad, but the big 52 on the Sami Zayn steals it for me! Love that number!

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

They don't have it in the UK shop? I considered buying it, but decided against it. Plus, I had "Inzayn in the membrane" as my user title months ago. Jerks.

Give it a week or two, and someone should be distributing them on Ebay UK. That's how I found my D Bry shirt.

 

[The Butcher]

The Evolution tee is okay I guess. Certainly not awe inspiring, but good if that's your bag. To me, Orton looks like a Halloween decoration, Batista makes me think of L.A. Park, and even though it's his logo, the lack of a jaw on Triple H looks like a mistake.

The other ones are better. WWE t-shirts as a whole have certainly improved, but they're still playing catch-up with some third parties.