The Unwritten Pro Wrestling Rulebook

[The Hardcore Kid]

I posted this in the non-spam section a little while ago but it got removed. Funny article about how much you have to suspend your disbelief to truly like wrestling:


http://www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/2012/04/13/the-unwritten-pro-wrestling-rulebook/

 

[IHW]

I read it last time. It was pretty funny.

 

[Coco]

There is a provision in this article that also states that when battling Randy Orton, you are compelled to leap off the top rope horizontally in an apparent attempt to perform a strange human battering ram headbutt that has never actually been done, to set up a dramatic “out of nowhere” RKO.

I've seen Rey Mysterio perform the headbutt in question.

 

[ABMorales787]

And Hernandez. And Sheamus.

 

[Coco]

Nope. I'm talking about a headbutt.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Also read it last time, it's good.