If Wrestlemania 32 in Texas is to be The Undertaker's final show, how would you book his last run with WWE?
For me I would like to see all of the different incarnations of the Undertaker persona be brought back for at least one night over the course of the next 8 months, starting with The American Badass version of The Undertaker at Summerslam in a few weeks against Brock Lesnar. A match which Lesnar wins by the way, thus resulting in The Undertaker being written off the show for another few weeks.
During that time Bray Wyatt forms a new, bigger and better version of The Wyatt Family. Bray's body farm includes Luke Harper, Bo Dallas (a psychotic giggling manchild who acts as the Stevie Richards to Bray Wyatt's Raven), and Sandow & Axel (two lost souls in desperate need of direction who fall under Bray's guidance). Bray, who lost to The Undertaker at Wrestlemania 31, wants another shot at the deadman. So he and his family start calling the deadman out each week on RAW but to no avail. Eventually at Hell In A Cell Undertaker returns but not as The American Bad Ass, but instead as the Ministry Of Darkness Undertaker complete with Ministry theme music and devil beard. In the buildup to Survivor Series Undertaker reforms his old ministry to take on the Wyatt Family in a traditional elimination tag match at Survivor Series.
At Survivor Series it's The Wyatt Family: Bray, Harper, Dallas, Sandow, Axel VS The Ministry of Darkness: Undertaker, The Acolytes & The Brood. Bradshaw and Faarooq can still go, as could Gangrel and Christian if called upon. Edge may not be possible due to his neck problems but then again Bret Hart did participate in one of these kinds of matches back at Summerslam 2010 despite not being able to wrestle again. Edge could merely stay on the apron until called upon, do one spear, get a pinfall and then get eliminated. Or Kane (now back in the mask) could be on the team in place of anyone who can't physically compete. Undertaker is the sole survivor after last eliminating Wyatt for the win. After the match The Wyatt Family attack The Undertaker and lock him in a casket, once again writing him off the show for the next few weeks.
Few months later and it's the Royal Rumble, The Wyatt Family are dominating as they work as a group to one by one eliminate ever wrestler who enters the ring. That is until the lights go out and The Undertaker makes his way out as a suprise entrant. Taker enters in his classic purple gloves, boots, trench coat and neck tie attire from the mid 90's. Undertaker doesn't win the Royal Rumble but does have a strong showing, including eliminating most of the Wyatts possibly with help from another surprise entrant: Sting.
After a showdown with Sting, either at the Royal Rumble ala Hogan/Warrior in 1990, or just on Monday Night RAW the night after, Undertaker and Sting are on a collision course at Mania. And so, in his final match and his final show, The Undertaker appears just as he did in the beginning in the grey gloves, boots, long coat, brimmed hat and original funeral parlor entrance music. Unfortunately there is no Paul Bearer to accompany him to the ring but IF it were possible they could use a hologram (which would be very cool and straight out of star wars).
Bottom line, over the course of the next few months I'd really enjoy seeing a trip down memory lane and watching as The Undertaker goes all the way back to the start and how it all began. Start with the American Badass version from the early 2000s, followed by the Ministry Taker of the late 90's, then the purple and black babyfaceUndertaker from the mid 90's, and finally we end as it began with the original heel grey and black Taker look complete with the original theme
music.
That's how I'd like to see Taker's final run go down. How would you book Taker's last ride?
For me I would like to see all of the different incarnations of the Undertaker persona be brought back for at least one night over the course of the next 8 months, starting with The American Badass version of The Undertaker at Summerslam in a few weeks against Brock Lesnar. A match which Lesnar wins by the way, thus resulting in The Undertaker being written off the show for another few weeks.
During that time Bray Wyatt forms a new, bigger and better version of The Wyatt Family. Bray's body farm includes Luke Harper, Bo Dallas (a psychotic giggling manchild who acts as the Stevie Richards to Bray Wyatt's Raven), and Sandow & Axel (two lost souls in desperate need of direction who fall under Bray's guidance). Bray, who lost to The Undertaker at Wrestlemania 31, wants another shot at the deadman. So he and his family start calling the deadman out each week on RAW but to no avail. Eventually at Hell In A Cell Undertaker returns but not as The American Bad Ass, but instead as the Ministry Of Darkness Undertaker complete with Ministry theme music and devil beard. In the buildup to Survivor Series Undertaker reforms his old ministry to take on the Wyatt Family in a traditional elimination tag match at Survivor Series.
At Survivor Series it's The Wyatt Family: Bray, Harper, Dallas, Sandow, Axel VS The Ministry of Darkness: Undertaker, The Acolytes & The Brood. Bradshaw and Faarooq can still go, as could Gangrel and Christian if called upon. Edge may not be possible due to his neck problems but then again Bret Hart did participate in one of these kinds of matches back at Summerslam 2010 despite not being able to wrestle again. Edge could merely stay on the apron until called upon, do one spear, get a pinfall and then get eliminated. Or Kane (now back in the mask) could be on the team in place of anyone who can't physically compete. Undertaker is the sole survivor after last eliminating Wyatt for the win. After the match The Wyatt Family attack The Undertaker and lock him in a casket, once again writing him off the show for the next few weeks.
Few months later and it's the Royal Rumble, The Wyatt Family are dominating as they work as a group to one by one eliminate ever wrestler who enters the ring. That is until the lights go out and The Undertaker makes his way out as a suprise entrant. Taker enters in his classic purple gloves, boots, trench coat and neck tie attire from the mid 90's. Undertaker doesn't win the Royal Rumble but does have a strong showing, including eliminating most of the Wyatts possibly with help from another surprise entrant: Sting.
After a showdown with Sting, either at the Royal Rumble ala Hogan/Warrior in 1990, or just on Monday Night RAW the night after, Undertaker and Sting are on a collision course at Mania. And so, in his final match and his final show, The Undertaker appears just as he did in the beginning in the grey gloves, boots, long coat, brimmed hat and original funeral parlor entrance music. Unfortunately there is no Paul Bearer to accompany him to the ring but IF it were possible they could use a hologram (which would be very cool and straight out of star wars).
Bottom line, over the course of the next few months I'd really enjoy seeing a trip down memory lane and watching as The Undertaker goes all the way back to the start and how it all began. Start with the American Badass version from the early 2000s, followed by the Ministry Taker of the late 90's, then the purple and black babyfaceUndertaker from the mid 90's, and finally we end as it began with the original heel grey and black Taker look complete with the original theme
music.
That's how I'd like to see Taker's final run go down. How would you book Taker's last ride?