Jack-Hammer
YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!
Over the weekend, WWE.com had an article up in which the staff listed what they felt were "The 10 Most Beautiful Titles in Sports Entertainment", which led to a thread being created in the WWE section discussing it. For a while, I've thought about doing this thread and I figured the timing's right.
10. AWA World Heavyweight Championship
http://www.davemillicanbelts.com/tawa.htm
This is the design the American Wrestling Association began using in the mid to late 80s. Compared to the World Championship designs being used by Mid-Atlantic/WCW, WWF, WCWA and New Japan, I thought this belt looked a little too old school. The center plate design looks like a piece of a jigsaw puzzle and the side plates just seem downright bland and generic.
9. NWA National Heavyweight Championship
http://www.davemillicanbelts.com/National072209.htm
This design was originally used in Georgia Championship Wrestling in the early 80s to represent the National Heavyweight Championship after the NWA Georgia Heavyweight Championship was retired. The concept for the title with the red, white & blue theme on the leather is the only thing that isn't a huge eyesore to me. The center plate MIGHT have worked had it a different shape, but the side plates are awful. The flag side plates look like something a 2nd grader did for an arts & crafts project and the other two plates, I guess they're medallions or something, look like the bottoms of a couple of Vienna Sausage cans stuck to the leather. Overall, it's just one big eyesore.
8. NWA American Heavyweight Championship
http://www.davemillicanbelts.com/70American053111.htm
This design was the one that was used throughout most of the 1970s for the NWA American Heavyweight Championship, or WCCW American Heavyweight Championship as some refer to it. As with a few other titles on my list, this one looks like something that was made in somebody's garage over the weekend using pieces of polished up scrap metal. The center plate also has that jigsaw puzzle piece look about it that just, in my opinion, doesn't work.
7. NXT Championship
http://www.davemillicanbelts.com/NXT080912.htm
Surprisingly, I haven't heard a ton of hate on this title design. It's unique, I give it that, but unique doesn't necessarily mean good. The center plate kind of reminds me of the big X on top of the X-Box and the 6 side plates are just the WWE logo. Some degree of effort seemed to be made to go for a different look for the center, but the side plates are generic and it looks as though the only reason they have so many of them is to somehow try to balance out the center plate.
6. CWA World Heavyweight Championship
http://www.davemillicanbelts.com/AustinIdolCWA081312.htm
This design was used to represent the title used by Continental Wrestling Association in Memphis. It was short lived, it lasted roughly 2 years and the quirky design might work for some, but not me. Everything about it screams generic and cheap. If you were to fold the straps back, revealing just the center plate, it'd look like you're carrying a case of beer.
5. TNA X Division Championship
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TNA_X_...ewer/File:New_TNA_X_Division_Championship.jpg
This was the design TNA adopted a little over a year ago for the X Division Championship and it's a major step down from the previous design. It looks as if they tried to combine the center plates of the NXT Championship and the Intercontinental Championship design WWE used during the 2000s. Rather than elegant, the whole thing looks kinda clunky and it just doesn't mesh well together whatsoever.
4. NWA Mid-Atlantic Heavyweight Championship
http://www.davemillicanbelts.com/MidAtlantic040713.htm
This design was used in Jim Crockett Promotions, not entirely sure when, but I think it was in the late 70s through the early 80s. It doesn't look like a championship belt so much as some piece of folk art you'd hang on your wall. Depending on how the light hits the plates, they look like they're made out of painted wood or plastic.
3. WWE Championship - Spinner Design
http://www.ajsbelts.com/images/wwecenaadultspinnerlong.jpg
Yep, probably the single most hated title design in pro wrestling history. It stayed around for 8 years and, initially, it suited John Cena's character as something of a thug rapper. As Cena's character moved from that into what was essentially an updated version of Hulk Hogan, the title stayed around and the hate grew exponentially. At least the title fit a purpose when Cena was the "Doctor of Thuganomics" in that it was a gaudy piece of bling you'd see rappers sporting. Still, it was just flat out ugly as hell, there's no way to get around it. The spinner feature was kinda cool, at first, but it eventually made the title look more like a toy than a championship.
2. WWE Hardcore Championship & Jeff Hardy's "Immortal" TNA World Heavyweight Championship
http://media.photobucket.com/user/My_Diary_EWR/media/Belts/WWF_Hardcore.jpg.html?filters[term]=wwe hardcore championship&filters[primary]=images&filters[secondary]=videos&sort=1&o=22
http://www.sescoops.com/detailed-look-at-jeff-hardys-immortal-championship/
I couldn't decide which was worse: a garbage championship or...well...a more colorful garbage championship. The WWE Hardcore Championship was a destroyed replica of the "Winged Eagle" design of the WWF Championship and...well it speaks for itself. Jeff Hardy's custom title when part of Immortal looks like something that Barney the Dinosaur gave birth to after being raped by one of the Transformers. I couldn't decide which was uglier, so I had them tie for #2.
1. NWA United States Heavyweight Championship
http://www.davemillicanbelts.com/CastUS-081510.htm
For me, this has to be the worst of the worst. This is the original design used to represent Mid-Atlantic Championship Wrestling's territorial version of the NWA United States Heavyweight Championship in 1975. There's absolutely no cohesion or symmetry to this belt whatsoever. As with a few others, this looks like something someone put together in their garage. Hell, even the word "heavyweight" is misspelled on the center plate. The WWE Hardcore Championship looked like crap but at least it was purposely designed to look like a piece of crap. Somebody actually thought this think looked good!!!!
10. AWA World Heavyweight Championship
http://www.davemillicanbelts.com/tawa.htm
This is the design the American Wrestling Association began using in the mid to late 80s. Compared to the World Championship designs being used by Mid-Atlantic/WCW, WWF, WCWA and New Japan, I thought this belt looked a little too old school. The center plate design looks like a piece of a jigsaw puzzle and the side plates just seem downright bland and generic.
9. NWA National Heavyweight Championship
http://www.davemillicanbelts.com/National072209.htm
This design was originally used in Georgia Championship Wrestling in the early 80s to represent the National Heavyweight Championship after the NWA Georgia Heavyweight Championship was retired. The concept for the title with the red, white & blue theme on the leather is the only thing that isn't a huge eyesore to me. The center plate MIGHT have worked had it a different shape, but the side plates are awful. The flag side plates look like something a 2nd grader did for an arts & crafts project and the other two plates, I guess they're medallions or something, look like the bottoms of a couple of Vienna Sausage cans stuck to the leather. Overall, it's just one big eyesore.
8. NWA American Heavyweight Championship
http://www.davemillicanbelts.com/70American053111.htm
This design was the one that was used throughout most of the 1970s for the NWA American Heavyweight Championship, or WCCW American Heavyweight Championship as some refer to it. As with a few other titles on my list, this one looks like something that was made in somebody's garage over the weekend using pieces of polished up scrap metal. The center plate also has that jigsaw puzzle piece look about it that just, in my opinion, doesn't work.
7. NXT Championship
http://www.davemillicanbelts.com/NXT080912.htm
Surprisingly, I haven't heard a ton of hate on this title design. It's unique, I give it that, but unique doesn't necessarily mean good. The center plate kind of reminds me of the big X on top of the X-Box and the 6 side plates are just the WWE logo. Some degree of effort seemed to be made to go for a different look for the center, but the side plates are generic and it looks as though the only reason they have so many of them is to somehow try to balance out the center plate.
6. CWA World Heavyweight Championship
http://www.davemillicanbelts.com/AustinIdolCWA081312.htm
This design was used to represent the title used by Continental Wrestling Association in Memphis. It was short lived, it lasted roughly 2 years and the quirky design might work for some, but not me. Everything about it screams generic and cheap. If you were to fold the straps back, revealing just the center plate, it'd look like you're carrying a case of beer.
5. TNA X Division Championship
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TNA_X_...ewer/File:New_TNA_X_Division_Championship.jpg
This was the design TNA adopted a little over a year ago for the X Division Championship and it's a major step down from the previous design. It looks as if they tried to combine the center plates of the NXT Championship and the Intercontinental Championship design WWE used during the 2000s. Rather than elegant, the whole thing looks kinda clunky and it just doesn't mesh well together whatsoever.
4. NWA Mid-Atlantic Heavyweight Championship
http://www.davemillicanbelts.com/MidAtlantic040713.htm
This design was used in Jim Crockett Promotions, not entirely sure when, but I think it was in the late 70s through the early 80s. It doesn't look like a championship belt so much as some piece of folk art you'd hang on your wall. Depending on how the light hits the plates, they look like they're made out of painted wood or plastic.
3. WWE Championship - Spinner Design
http://www.ajsbelts.com/images/wwecenaadultspinnerlong.jpg
Yep, probably the single most hated title design in pro wrestling history. It stayed around for 8 years and, initially, it suited John Cena's character as something of a thug rapper. As Cena's character moved from that into what was essentially an updated version of Hulk Hogan, the title stayed around and the hate grew exponentially. At least the title fit a purpose when Cena was the "Doctor of Thuganomics" in that it was a gaudy piece of bling you'd see rappers sporting. Still, it was just flat out ugly as hell, there's no way to get around it. The spinner feature was kinda cool, at first, but it eventually made the title look more like a toy than a championship.
2. WWE Hardcore Championship & Jeff Hardy's "Immortal" TNA World Heavyweight Championship
http://media.photobucket.com/user/My_Diary_EWR/media/Belts/WWF_Hardcore.jpg.html?filters[term]=wwe hardcore championship&filters[primary]=images&filters[secondary]=videos&sort=1&o=22
http://www.sescoops.com/detailed-look-at-jeff-hardys-immortal-championship/
I couldn't decide which was worse: a garbage championship or...well...a more colorful garbage championship. The WWE Hardcore Championship was a destroyed replica of the "Winged Eagle" design of the WWF Championship and...well it speaks for itself. Jeff Hardy's custom title when part of Immortal looks like something that Barney the Dinosaur gave birth to after being raped by one of the Transformers. I couldn't decide which was uglier, so I had them tie for #2.
1. NWA United States Heavyweight Championship
http://www.davemillicanbelts.com/CastUS-081510.htm
For me, this has to be the worst of the worst. This is the original design used to represent Mid-Atlantic Championship Wrestling's territorial version of the NWA United States Heavyweight Championship in 1975. There's absolutely no cohesion or symmetry to this belt whatsoever. As with a few others, this looks like something someone put together in their garage. Hell, even the word "heavyweight" is misspelled on the center plate. The WWE Hardcore Championship looked like crap but at least it was purposely designed to look like a piece of crap. Somebody actually thought this think looked good!!!!