The secret diary of an internet dater aged 24

[Lee]

So tonight I have a date with a 24 year old lady from Calgary. Going for a few drinks, hopefully it will be better than my last one where she ended up being about two stone heavier than her pics showed!

 

[D-Man]

Make sure you get a BJ... no matter what.

 

[Lee]

Though she'd never heard of Bret Hart which I laughed at. We have an image that he's a God in Calgary, obviously not.

 

[D-Man]

Probably not to 24 year old girls with a life. This should be a plus for you.

 

[Lee]

the question is, to shave my beard or not?

 

[D-Man]

Always shave

 

[Phoenix]

Is it a stubble or full grown? If it's stubble, keep it, if not, shave it.

 

[X]

No, shave. Only douchebags rock the stubble.

 

[Lee]

Shaved I have. Now the other lesson I need to do tonight: Do not talk Geordie. We both say aboot, but Canadians are pissy about that.

 

[Барбоса]

Shaved I have. Now the other lesson I need to do tonight: Do not talk Geordie. We both say aboot, but Canadians are pissy about that.

The only difference is the you put "like" after it while the Canucks put "eh"

 

[Mustang Sally]

What if you shave your beard......only to find out she has one of her own ?

 

[Lee]

Then I quickly walk away

 

[X]

Coward.

 

[Lee]

If I wanted a date with someone with facial hair I'd head your way X

 

[Ty Burna]

I can't rock the clean face look to save my life. That being said I always have a goatee and some women find stubble to be very attractive. At least it works for me I look better with a rugged look then a clean shaven one.

 

[Lee]

didnt go well.

 

[Remix]

what went wrong?

 

[Alex]

she had a penis???

 

[Lee]

Just didn't click

 

[Alex]

Didn't have any common interests did you.

 

[Shocky]

she probably likes beards

 

[Барбоса]

It was off to a bad start that a native of Calgary didn't know who Bret Hart was

 

[Lee]

she probably likes beards

 

[Mustang Sally]

she probably likes beards

And Lee escaped her by a whisker.

 

[Барбоса]

To be honest, Lee. I think trying to educate her in the history of the Hart family and then slapping on the Sharpshooter was where it went wrong