Let's be honest with ourselves, he's a bit boring. And Papa Shango had better skull tattoos.
Randy is not boring. And yes, Shango had better skull tattoos, but that's not the point. Now:
Random Randy Facts
1) Currently, he has six tattoos on various parts of his body.
2) None of his tattoos have any specific significance, other than one of his wife's name (Samantha Speno).
3) Randy didn't go to college.
4) He was born on April Fool's Day, April 1st, in Knoxville, Tennessee.
5) After his high school education, Randy went into the United States Marine Corps.
6) He was ranked as a Private First Class.
7) He was dishonorably discharged from the Corps, meaning that he was taken out of the army. This was due to him leaving his post twice and disobeying a commanding officer. Because, you know, he's so awesome that no one can control him.
8) He was sent to military prison for thirty days. One tough SOB, he is.
9) His finisher, the RKO, stands for his initials. It doesn't stand for any kind of knockout, as stupid people have said. Randy Keith Orton.
10) Randy is a third generation superstar, proceeding his grandfather, Bob Orton, Sr., and his father, "Cowboy" Bob Orton.
11) His uncle was also a wrestler (Barry O).
12) Randy Orton is the youngest World Heavyweight Champion in WWE history.
13) He had his entrance music changed to "Voices" because "Burn in My Light" didn't motivate him enough.
There you are. 13 quick facts about the Legend Killer. Told you I was gonna take this club seriously. Not just giving out funny facts. If someone wants to put "funny facts", they can. One, I don't want to and two, I can't think of anything.
