The posterboys of professional wrestling: The bedroom wall edition

Remix

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Good afternoon class, I'm professor Remix and today's lecture is about male wrestlers and their looks.

Now the common image of a professional wrestler is that of a tall, muscular man who looks rather intimidating and like he can break a normal person in half with minimal effort. This is especially prevalent in the world's biggest wrestling promotion, and look is epitomised by this photo, give or take a championship belt of course.

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However, that is not to say that this is how every wrestler looks. Women will also watch wrestling, either because one of their friends or family members do, or because they like watching half naked men getting hot and sweaty together. Settle down class, it's not that funny. For this reason wrestlers who are undeniably "prettier" than their more musclebound coworkers. Essentially wrestlers who wouldn't look out of place on the bedroom wall of a teenage girl next to photos of other heart throbs.

Justin Gabriel

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If you don't understand why he's the first person to be mentioned in this thread, then look at this photo. Even he's wondering what you're not seeing. Justin Gabriel's looks are good enough to win "best body" awards as a model and seeing as one of his gimmicks before coming to WWE was being "the posterboy of Thunderstrike" he is definately someone that would certainly make for a pinup.

John Morrison

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Once again, the pictire paints a thousand words. John Morrison has abs that could be used to file through a prison door, which would be helpful for him, considering what would likely to happen to someone who looks like him in the shower. But in any case, his looks cannot be denied even if his testicular fortitude can.

Shawn Michaels

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I couldn't end this lecture without mentioning the original Heart Break Kid, Shawn Michaels. His boyish good looks were the basis of his character in his early days after leaving The Rockers for good reason. His looks may have diminished along with his hair, but that doesn't change the fact that HBK in the 90's was one hell of a looker.

Thank you class, that will be all for today. Your assignment is to write about another male wrestler who you feel could be a teenage heart throb. Yes, that includes you guys. I will mark and give feedback on your submissions.
 

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