The Porch Thread

[Jonnie Walker]

Since there are so many useless threads in the cage, I've decided to make one that isn't.
So what makes a porch, a porch? Chairs, location, size, decorations? What qualifies a porch to become a good porch? I believe that a porch makes a house much better looking, and it's somewhere to sit if you want to lounge outside. Please keep in mind that this is a serious discussion, and I'm not just doing this to make fun of threads in the cage that are stupid. So here are some good porches:

Look at that porch! There's one on the roof!

That porch is in the back yard!

Look at all the people on that porch!

 

[DirtyJosé]

All these porches and not one monkey.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

All these porches and not one monkey.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Porch monkey.

Don't worry I'm taking it back.

 

[Stormtrooper]

All these porches and not one monkey.

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lulz.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Think of how many 40's could be drank on the porches in the second picture.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

Think of how many 40's could be drank on the porches in the second picture.

More than 40! AHOHO! No, that wasn't a serious joke.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Think of how many 40's could be drank on the porches in the second picture.

One could host a "Porch Phorty Pounding Party" if they wanted to.

Ok, that was pretty bad.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

One could host a "Porch Phorty Pounding Party" if they wanted to.

Ok, that was pretty bad.

Phorty Pounding Porch Party sounds more better. That's right, I just said more better.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

Poor thread. Only lasted ten minutes until it died.

 

[Dave]

Not surprising.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

It had potential. Porches are awesome.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

One of those is a deck. Not a porch. Do you fail at everything?

 

[Jonnie Walker]

One of those is a deck. Not a porch. Do you fail at everything?

They are all porches. One is a back yard porch, but a porch nonetheless. So you fail at identifying porches.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

No that's a deck. Take it from someone who's spent summers building them.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Since when do porch monkeys have thread making abilitys?

 

[Jonnie Walker]

No that's a deck. Take it from someone who's spent summers building them.

Take it from someone who has a deck on his house. I also have two porches. That, good sir, is a porch. A backyard porch.

Since when do porch monkeys have thread making abilitys?

Funny that you'd ask...

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Kthanxbye.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

It's a deck broski.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

It's a deck broski.

YOU'RE A DECK!

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Tell ya what. It's actually a deck with a sunroom. So you're not totally wrong.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

Tell ya what. It's actually a deck with a sunroom. So you're not totally wrong.

Or a backyard porch with a gazebo. Oh yeah. I'm feeling EXTRA assholy today.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Yea but you're wrong, don't you understand these things?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Oh Jonnie, why do you keep asking for it?

 

[Jonnie Walker]

Yea but you're wrong, don't you understand these things?

I understand that it is indeed a sunroom. I understand that it indeed resembles a deck. However, I do not understand how in my great knowledge of porches, that I am wrong.