The Online Late at Night Thread

[Serious Jones]

Borat is one of the most important films of our generation, and I'm saying that with all sincerity

It's a shame that I waited until a few months ago to see it, due to all the shitty people in the world Napoleon Dynamite-ing the movie and doing terrible "sexy time!" and "very nice!" impressions ad nauseam

 

[The Crock]

My impression is spot on, but then again I'm quite good at that kind of stuff.

 

[Theo Mays]

Now Napoleon Dynamite there is a movie I dig.

 

[JGlass]

That might not be too far from the truth Mr. Jones. A movie that got Napoleon Dynamite'd, but unlike Napoleon Dynamite, it's a fucking great movie.

 

[shattered dreams]

Vote for Pedro's superior potassium.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

My impression is spot on, but then again I'm quite good at that kind of stuff.

Everyone thinks they are.

 

[The Crock]

"My brother Bilo has a very funny ******ation. Sometimes my sister show her vagina to Bilo."

 

[shattered dreams]

and he got it

 

[The Crock]

Everyone thinks they are.

I'm serious.

 

[The Crock]

and he got it

The humor coach laughs while being totally horrified. Great moment.

 

[JGlass]

Black Snake Moan is turning into quite the little film.

 

[The Crock]

In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than 5 women to be in the same place at the same time, except if it is a brothel or a grave.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I'm serious.

I said everyone thinks they are, not pretends they are.

 

[Theo Mays]

Isn't Samuel L in that film?

 

[Theo Mays]

Time to watch Hot Tub Time Machine. Seen in theaters, but the kid brother hasn't seen it. Nothing great, but I enjoyed it.

 

[JGlass]

That he is Theo. He's been his badass self too, quoting the bible, threatening to kill people. You know how it is.

I saw Hot Tub Time Machine in theaters with my parents. I enjoyed it more than they did, but I really wasn't THAT big of a fan. It was good for a few laughs though.

 

[The Crock]

The blonde chick that shows her tits in the movie is so damn hot.

 

[Theo Mays]

Yeah I imagine it is gonna be one of those movies that the second time around it won't be as good. And I believe Black Snake Moan is on Netflix, if so I'll be watching it eventually.

 

[JGlass]

It's Christina Ricci, and yeah, she is fucking sexy. I saw her in a play over the winter break. She's a fine actress.

And it is on Netflix, Theo, that's how I'm watching it. So far I'd definitely recommend it.

 

[The Crock]

I meant the one in Hot Tub Time Machine.

 

[JGlass]

Oh. That chick is fucking hot too, but I'll take Christina Ricci over her.

 

[The Crock]

Either way, both are worthy slam pieces.

 

[Theo Mays]

I'd certainly give them a Slammy award.

 

[JGlass]

HEYOOOOOOOOOO

Biggest movie star crush right now (apart from Emma Watson, my permanent dream girl) has to be Emma Stone. She's not like, slamming or anything, but I find her so fucking cute.

 

[JGlass]

I just found out I have a project due on Tuesday, and it's something I probably can't really finish up until Monday, unless by some crazy opportunity the audio lab is open tomorrow. It's fuckin' crunch time boys and girls.