The Online Late at Night Thread

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Wuss, I don't even get up until 2pm

 

[Pepe Silvia]

suck it up, the only room in my house thats warm is my living room. everywhere else, like the bedroom im in right now, is an icebox.

It's not so much that it's cold, more that I can't turn my fan on, since I can't sleep without some sort of white noise

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Do you live in the woods? I use outlets to turn on my fan and use my thermostat to crank up the heat, what am I missing

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Wuss, I don't even get up until 2pm

i will tear out soul and feed it to my penguins

Mintberry, that i understand. i can't go to sleep without listening to music. if i do fall a sleep with out it then that just means i'm extremely tired.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

If I put music on my alarm won't wake me up, and half the time it doesn't do it anyway. I need one that will like, punch me in the face

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

I live in sunny southern California. I swear to god I've never heard of oil for heat. Not since like, ancient Europe. I'm not kidding. Not trying to be an ass, I'm highly confused

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I live in Massachusetts, it's like constantly 30 degrees right now. It's the same shit that heats your tap water

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Even the shittiest of shitty apartments, which I live in, everything runs off electricity. Never heard of a house that didnt

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

My roommate is from Massachusetts, and even he's like "oil?"

 

[Wicked Valentine]

your funny

 

[Pepe Silvia]

My house is like 25 years old shrug.gif

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Ah, I got it explained to me. I have never lived in any house that didn't have central heating.

 

[DirtyJosé]

So, how young is too young? And I'm not talking Wicked Valentine young here (trying to stay out of prison, thank you very much). I'm talking "I'm 27, she's 21".

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

I was seriously not being a dick. I was completely baffled. I hear that actually happens to us California folk quite a bit. No lie, apparently we go to other areas of the country and have no fucking clue how to operate things.

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

I'm 28 and if she's legal, I'm okay with it.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I like your thinking, good sir.

I just don't want some of the drama that comes from that age. I suppose I should mention that I mean more than just for good ol' fashioned fucking.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I was seriously not being a dick. I was completely baffled. I hear that actually happens to us California folk quite a bit. No lie, apparently we go to other areas of the country and have no fucking clue how to operate things.

lol, ziploc bags

 

[Wicked Valentine]

i demand a penguin for my next birthday

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Oh, for more than fucking? That really depends on maturity. This day in age, some people have to grow up faster than others. I've dated 20 year olds that were more mature than the 30 something's I have dated

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Mintberry, I'm not even joking, I just learned what a fucking swamp cooler was last year.

Wicked, arctic puffins are better

 

[Wicked Valentine]

and a rainbow colored kitten that sounds like an acoustic guitar

 

[DirtyJosé]

She seems rather mature for her age. Doesn't give me those glassy eyed puppy looks. No. This girl wants some of the REAL DirtyJosé.

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

What are your respective ages?

 

[Wicked Valentine]

i already told you mine.

i'm already getting e-married to coco

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Not you, hooker! Jose and the girl of which he is speaking. I'm almost 13 years older than you, Wicked, and I like my freedom.