The Online Late at Night Thread

[The Crock]

I've never had 5 Guys Burgers and Fries. How is it? Oh and Crock, I hear Utah has its own special dipping sauce for fries. What's in it?

So good, really good.

It's called Fry Sauce. Fucking revolutionary. Mix ketchup and mayonnaise until it turns pink, that's it.

 

[The Doctor]

There's a Five Guys around here but I've never been.

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

That's it, that's the sauce? I make that at home all the time!

 

[JGlass]

I don't think anyone is seriously trying to flirt with Wicked. Coco, Tdigle, and to a lesser extent Tiger and myself are all just trolling her.

 

[The Crock]

That's our big secret, I know.

When you go to Five Guys, get the Double Bacon Cheeseburger with everything on it, Cajun Fries, and a Coke. Sure, it's an extra 10 minutes at the gym, and it's like $12, but it's damn good.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

I don't think anyone is seriously trying to flirt with Wicked. Coco, Tdigle, and to a lesser extent Tiger and myself are all just trolling her.

although i am e-marrying Coco

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Oh, I didn't think that, JGlass. I know what you're doing compared to comments that Doc said other posters were leaving this Rebecca girl. I actually mean the guys that ARE being perverted and creepy.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I mean, it's cool to meet a girl online, but don't get all aggro and such.

"Alright i'm going to pull the chick, someone cast shadower pain and get ready with buffs, use flirt potions so we don't get shot down"

(I... I don't play WoW, shadower pain's a thing right?)

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

HAHAHA, yeah, that about sums it up, Mintberry

 

[Wicked Valentine]

"Alright i'm going to pull the chick, someone cast shadower pain and get ready with buffs, use flirt potions so we don't get shot down"

(I... I don't play WoW, shadower pain's a thing right?)

what

the

fuck

 

[JGlass]

That's our big secret, I know.

When you go to Five Guys, get the Double Bacon Cheeseburger with everything on it, Cajun Fries, and a Coke. Sure, it's an extra 10 minutes at the gym, and it's like $12, but it's damn good.

I'd be less worried about the extra 10 minutes in the gym and more worried about the extra 20 on the john.

 

[The Crock]

Dude, the flaming shits are worth it.

It's like being in prison, you butt fuck the little guy, yeah it hurts, but it's worth it.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I'm really diggin' that sig, John Crockton

Reminds me of the good ol' days of playing Jam with the step brother

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

I'm worried about the 12 bucks for fast food. That same meal at Carl's Jr is like $8.

 

[SSJPhenom]

Dude, the flaming shits are worth it.

It's like being in prison, you butt fuck the little guy, yeah it hurts, but it's worth it.

Odd

 

[The Crock]

I'm really diggin' that sig, John Crockton

Reminds me of the good ol' days of playing Jam with the step brother

It's pretty sick. I'm wearing my retro Jazz Stockton jersey right now, actually.

Five Guys is far better and bigger.

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

That shit is like the last time I was in San Fran for a meeting and I ordered a beer at the pier and they charged me like $6. I mean, I have the money for beer that price, but blow me. Stella is not $6. I'll drive the 20 minutes to Heyward and get shitcanned for way less than that.

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Crock, that's what she said.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Crock, that's what she said.

 

[The Crock]

Crock, that's what she said.

#highfuckingfive

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Highfuckingfive indeed. #winning. Oddly enough my iPhone wanted to autocorrect highfuckingfive to "higher kingside"

 

[JGlass]

Never had Five Guys. I got on anti-fast food tirades fairly often, so I probably shouldn't eat it, but I might have to try it one day over the summer. I eat at an all organic fast food place in Boston called B.Good, and it's absolutely amazing.

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

I'm watching the Tourist with Depp and Jolie, about a third of the way through it and I'm wondering why this fool is, unabashedly, following around this broad, who he just met, when he's been shot at, almost sold off, and chased all around, because of her. I'd peace the fuck out. I don't care how hot she was.

 

[JGlass]

There's no like, "If you leave now they'll kill you," type of thing going on?

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Oh, there is. She's told him if he doesn't leave they will kill him. He's a fucking school teacher from Wisconsin. He's damn near been murdered four times and already been to jail because of this bitch. He just met her yesterday!!!