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Serious Jones
start wearin' purple for me now
oh shit really
It did take me a good 3 hours. MS Paint has the shittiest paint tool.
fuck you phenom >:'000000000
It did take me a good 3 hours. MS Paint has the shittiest paint tool.
fuck you phenom >:'000000000
Ty Burna
Getting Noticed By Management
Continuing from the discussion thread Crock:
Those parties were nuts man. I passed out in the back of a pick up truck and damn near got a free ride about 120 miles north had I not woke up in time. Other parties consisted of demolishing my friend Ariel's parent's big as house, including getting back at my ****e of an ex girlfriend. Her name was Sammy and she wanted to get back with me blah blah blah. I said sure I got nothing going on. So I'm at this party and some chic is getting ragged on by some asshole. She sits next to me and we hit it off. I ask her name....and remember this is 2 days after getting back with the ex (who had cheated on me with an enemy of mine), and she says it's Sammy. Ahahahahahahahahahaha yes. I ask my friend Ariel if I can use her parents room. She says no, I do it anyways. It was awesome.
I have also seen some girl take a minimum of 20 beer bongs within a 5 hour period. By about number 14 she couldn't even stand and so she just stayed on her knees and I swear things could have gotten weird but I have no idea because I left to go hook up with my previously mentioned friend Ariel.
Those parties were nuts man. I passed out in the back of a pick up truck and damn near got a free ride about 120 miles north had I not woke up in time. Other parties consisted of demolishing my friend Ariel's parent's big as house, including getting back at my ****e of an ex girlfriend. Her name was Sammy and she wanted to get back with me blah blah blah. I said sure I got nothing going on. So I'm at this party and some chic is getting ragged on by some asshole. She sits next to me and we hit it off. I ask her name....and remember this is 2 days after getting back with the ex (who had cheated on me with an enemy of mine), and she says it's Sammy. Ahahahahahahahahahaha yes. I ask my friend Ariel if I can use her parents room. She says no, I do it anyways. It was awesome.
I have also seen some girl take a minimum of 20 beer bongs within a 5 hour period. By about number 14 she couldn't even stand and so she just stayed on her knees and I swear things could have gotten weird but I have no idea because I left to go hook up with my previously mentioned friend Ariel.
Oh my god, dude. Sounds like an epic fucking time.
Last month, I was out with friends and it was about 3 in the morning and we wanted these burgers that you can only get at this joint in St. George, a 3 1/2 hour ride from Salt Lake City. So, we jumped into my car and drove down there, got the burgers while they opened at 7-ish, then we went riding in the dunes. I had an appointment at 11:30 on Sunday, so I BLAZED back to SLC. Got there in two hours.
Ty Burna
Getting Noticed By Management
The cool thing was when I started at that call center I worked at, in my training class was a dude I met one time when I bought a bag from his parents and his cousin was my next door neighbor. I go outside that same night for a smoke break and here some crazy fuckers I partied with a couple times on the east side of the state were all working there, and my old partner in crime when we were pushing some serious amount of mary jane. And I met my future and most consistent weed dealer. I was pretty much set from there. Party crew, old friends, and dealer all in one night. It was awesome.
Holy shit dude, that's fucking awesome. Also, if you have an MSN and add people from WZ, make sure to add me. [email protected]
Anyway, one night there's a huge party at this frat. These twins show up, absolutely hot. Big tits, great ads, great faces, total package. They start talking to me, but I'm in a happy relationship so I dump them off to my homies. They start getting these girls pretty fucked up. Eventually they get them in the hot tub, in nothing but bras and panties. Someone decides to set up a slip and slide down the lawn at that point and they soak it with a hose. These girls go on, get to the end and jumping up and down as my friend is soaking them with a hose. He then convinces them to get totally naked. They spent the rest of the night rubbing up against people and asking people to feel their tits. Great success.
Anyway, one night there's a huge party at this frat. These twins show up, absolutely hot. Big tits, great ads, great faces, total package. They start talking to me, but I'm in a happy relationship so I dump them off to my homies. They start getting these girls pretty fucked up. Eventually they get them in the hot tub, in nothing but bras and panties. Someone decides to set up a slip and slide down the lawn at that point and they soak it with a hose. These girls go on, get to the end and jumping up and down as my friend is soaking them with a hose. He then convinces them to get totally naked. They spent the rest of the night rubbing up against people and asking people to feel their tits. Great success.
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
tosh.o?
Uncle Phatso
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Good evening gentlemen.
Uncle Phatso
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Don't just pop in here all at one time guys...
Uncle Phatso
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Jesus J, I thought I would have to start talking to myself.
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
Upstate's in the house bitches!!!
Serious Jones
start wearin' purple for me now
pop a 40 and check your rollies
EDIT: fuckin milenko
EDIT: fuckin milenko
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
I'm just missing the 40 as is this baby
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
maybe the baby has glaucoma
