The Online Late at Night Thread

[JGlass]

Crock, you got post 4000, you lucky bastard.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

I miss Blue

 

[Uncle Phatso]

JOE! Go make one more non spam post 600 looks so much better.

 

[The Crock]

Trust me, I've earned whatever little satisfaction comes with post 4000. I got post 10,000 in Doc's thread.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

JOE! Go make one more non spam post 600 looks so much better.

Ill get it tomorrow

 

[Theo Mays]

I got night shift at work tonight. Best part is you are allowed to sleep, however Ive lost my tiredness so of course Im wide awake. So whats the best way to spend my time? In here of course. Sup fellas?

 

[The Crock]

Well, I'm out. Gotta cram for a test.

 

[JGlass]

Not much Theo, watching Futurama. How are the night shifts at the old folks home?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Night shift at the retirement home, oh the dirty things that you could do.

 

[JGlass]

Good luck Crock.

 

[Theo Mays]

Best of luck Crocky.

Night shifts are boring as fuck. I sit here (or sleep) until an old person bothers me with a problem. Plus it isn't hourly pay so I only get 30 bucks to do it. Can't complain since I could sleep, but I just cant sleep some nights. Around 1130 I was exhausted and ready for bed and of course a resident (who I swear makes his goal to irritate me) wakes up and needs a drink. And he always has to go to the bathroom right after I mop it.

 

[JGlass]

Do they piss on the floor just to irritate you?

 

[Theo Mays]

I had a guy piss his sheets like 2 weeks ago during my night shift. I was a bit peeved as it was like 645 in the morning and the morning shift starts at 7 so I had to do them. He figured Id do the rest of his wish and make him breakfast. Fuck that shit happening.

During my day shift this old lady shit all over my bathroom right before I had to give this old dude a shower. She shit all over my floor just because I wouldnt give her pretzels because she didnt listen for the previous shift.

Another lady shit all over the place during night shift (I wasnt on THANK GOD) and smeared her shit all over the hallway walls and floor. Then she asked the night shift worker if she was suppose to do that. I would have been livid.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I had a guy piss his sheets like 2 weeks ago during my night shift. I was a bit peeved as it was like 645 in the morning and the morning shift starts at 7 so I had to do them. He figured Id do the rest of his wish and make him breakfast. Fuck that shit happening.

During my day shift this old lady shit all over my bathroom right before I had to give this old dude a shower. She shit all over my floor just because I wouldnt give her pretzels because she didnt listen for the previous shift.

Another lady shit all over the place during night shift (I wasnt on THANK GOD) and smeared her shit all over the hallway walls and floor. Then she asked the night shift worker if she was suppose to do that. I would have been livid.

must......not....fap...... aw hell I can't hold it back.

 

[Serious Jones]

so

much

pokemon

 

[JGlass]

Holy shit! That's fucking insane! That's a legit horror story, my friend.

 

[Theo Mays]

Yeah they come and go. Usually it is easy though. 2nd shift is 5-10 and it is pretty much cleaning up after dinner, dishes, sweeping, mopping, taking out trash, handing out meds, and that's it. I usually finish up all the cleaning around 8 and then hand out meds and Im done by 9ish. So I have an hour or so of chill time.

 

[JGlass]

Having chill time is definitely a cool perk, and being able to go on the computer is alright too. Cleaning shit up off of the walls is not.

I'm excited for Smackdown tomorrow night. I don't know why, I have no idea what the show is going to look like at all, but I just have a good feeling about it.

 

[Theo Mays]

I wish I was home for SD. Thank goodness for DVR as Ive just been itching for wrestling the past few days and TNA aint gonna achieve that for me. Though it is waiting at home on the DVR. 30 Rock will hold me over until then.

 

[JGlass]

How are you liking 30 Rock so far?

 

[Theo Mays]

Its pretty awesome. I love Tina Fey and the show is pretty darn funny. About halfway through season 1.

 

[JGlass]

In that case you've already watched my favorite episode, Tracey Does Conan. Absolutely amazing.

 

[Theo Mays]

In that case you've already watched my favorite episode, Tracey Does Conan. Absolutely amazing.

YES! Throw in the fact that Conan is awesome it just made it that much better.

 

[JGlass]

I'm not a big Conan fan, but he was fantastic in that episode, but that was Tracy Morgan's episode to shine. He was absolutely amazing.

 

[Theo Mays]

Yeah Tracy was great. Im usually hit or miss with Tracy. Sometimes I find him irritating and other times he amuses me. Thankfully he has been a-ok so far.