The Online Late at Night Thread

[The Crock]

I seriously only mentioned it because it's not the most common of occurrences.

 

[JGlass]

Isn't that the point of having a girlfriend? Or are ya'll Mormons so you don't do it that often?

 

[DirtyJosé]

I will never understand when posters talk up the sex they have. It is never as impressive as they believe it is. Not a shot at you Crock as I haven't seen you do it before, just an observation.

If I mention having sex on here more often than not it is, much like in real life, a joke.

 

[The Crock]

Isn't that the point of having a girlfriend? Or are ya'll Mormons so you don't do it that often?

I'm not Mormon, she is though. Not the problem, I just don't bang her every time I see her. I don't live by the Book of J-Doggy Style.

 

[JGlass]

If I mention having sex on here more often than not it is, much like in real life, a joke.

One of my favorite lines from Dogma...

Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here too.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Really though....tricked into fucking someone?

 

[JGlass]

I'm not Mormon, she is though. Not the problem, I just don't bang her everytime I see her. I don't live by the Book of J-Doggy Style.

Is she one of those hardcore type Mormons, or is she just a regular religious type.

Speaking of sex, whoever lives above me is definitely getting some, and it sounds pretty fucking crazy. Either that or they are fat and jumping rope.

 

[The Crock]

Normal Mormon.

 

[JGlass]

Normal Mormon.

That's too bad, if she was the hardcore kind you might be able to wrangle your way into having two girlfriends. Then again, in my experience, one girlfriend is usually more than I can handle.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Really though....tricked into fucking someone?

I hear she wasn't even a ten like J-Dogg is used to.

 

[The Crock]

Like a 9.5, pathetic by J-Dogg standards. And I mean she's a 9.5 after 13 shots of Bourbon at 5 in the morning.

 

[JGlass]

I've never fucked a chick below a 12 personally, nor do I ever have less than 10 shots of tequila. I usually start pregaming at 10. AM of course. I gotta drink off the hangover I don't have because I'm boss.

 

[The Crock]

But hold on, in all seriousness... HOW THE FUCK?! How in the fuck, do you get "tricked" into boning someone?

"Oh sir, just remove your pants and thrust."

"Why?"

"For shits and giggles."

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

You sound like a pussy to me JGlass. You will never be as much of a man as J-Dogg.

 

[JGlass]

I know, but I don't claim to be. My record for most girls plowed in a day is 7. That's not even enough to field an WNBA basketball team.

And I have a theory Crock. They told him that if he put this thing in that thing he'd win a brand new car. He didn't win a brand new car.

 

[The Crock]

Also, Macca might've posted the funniest response ever when J-Dogg put up his latest picture.

 

[JGlass]

I see some of you late night guys on right now. Since we're all losering it up on Saturday night, why not loser it up together? What's up?

 

[Serious Jones]

nm nm s^ w u

 

[JGlass]

Not much, just spending the night in on the account that I didn't feel all that well today.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I fucking hate sports.

 

[JGlass]

Why's that SNS? Always picked last?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

No, I was never even picked.

It is the Missouri game that has me pissed off now though.

 

[The Insano Shiekh]

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B00BS. Oh...wait this isn't SSC's thread.

*Awkward Kool-Aid man on Family Guy exit*

 

[JGlass]

Page 333? Awesome.

 

[Ty Burna]

I need to sleep. This ridiculous stretch of working nearly every waking hour needs to end tomorrow.