The Online Late at Night Thread

[Theo Mays]

Well I think it's time for Theo to call it a night. Been fun fellas.

 

[The Holy One]

except for the lactose intolerant ones

I bet those are a rarity these days.

 

[Bernkastel]

I bet those are a rarity these days.

i've always wondered if a lactose intolerant woman could drink her own breast milk without making herself sick...

... that should be on Mythbusters, or Manswers

 

[The Holy One]

Well I think it's time for Theo to call it a night. Been fun fellas.

Well you can go but the beard has to stay

 

[The Holy One]

i've always wondered if a lactose intolerant woman could drink her own breast milk without making herself sick...

... that should be on Mythbusters, or Manswers

That's a very interesting question and I've often wondered how horrible breast milk taste anyway.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Breast milk is GROSS.

 

[The Holy One]

Breast milk is GROSS.

Not if you put chocolate in it

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Nothing could make that shit good.

 

[The Holy One]

Nothing could make that shit good.

Now HOW would you know?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Cause I've tasted it.

 

[The Holy One]

Cause I've tasted it.

So what drove you to do that? Curiousity, a bet, alcohol, drugs, or was you just bored?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Nah man, it was a damn accident.

 

[The Holy One]

Nah man, it was a damn accident.

Oh, I had the same experience once with hamster poop mistaking it for a raisin. Ugh, I can't even look at a box of Sun Maid Raisins.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Lulz, hamster poop. But yea, breast milk is straight up nasty.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Yo people, what's up?

 

[The Crock]

Yo Angel! How's it goin', bro?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Purrty good, just hung out with a few friends today. Yourself?

 

[The Crock]

Hung out with my girlfriend and some friends. I may or may not have pissed in mah girls anus... naaaah just kidding.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Sounds pretty fun. You watch any good ass wrasslin or anything today?

 

[The Crock]

Naah, no wrasslin'. You got some good quotes today.

 

[Blizz]

Hey cuntburgers.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Whuttup ************?

 

[The Crock]

Hold on cuntwaffles, hold your muthafucking horses.

 

[Blizz]

So I watched just watched Kick-Ass. Decided I'm gonna be a superhero. My superpower? Making sure no pussy in my town goes unfucked.

 

[The Crock]

Heeell yeahh boy. Get dat pussy.