Goliath Uterus
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I love reading, but I mostly read Auto Biographys/Biographys. I enjoy some novels, mainly Hunter S. Thompsons books, I'm in the middle of "The Rum Diary" at the moment, and it's pretty damn good.
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I love reading, but I mostly read Auto Biographys/Biographys. I enjoy some novels, mainly Hunter S. Thompsons books, I'm in the middle of "The Rum Diary" at the moment, and it's pretty damn good.
The Dewbliners
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Actually, it's quiet common for me. I'll read two or three articles on wiki, about world leaders from the turn of the 19th to 20th centuries, or people who shaped history, important events over the course of history (including prehistory and, occasionally historionics [history of history]), and switch to the porn.
DirtyJosé
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Now this is common for me as well. Wikicrawling interrupted by boobs. Just the Joyce to Porn transition is a little much for me.
Goliath Uterus
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Crock, you get your hiney in here, NOW!!
The Dewbliners
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Hey, I may have an exceptionally large IQ, but I'm still a guy.
New topic, who here has had a Freudian slip? If so what's the most humiliating you've had?
Just yesterday, I was putting my aunts bed together, after my brother-in-law and I moved it to her new house. We were talking about politics, and I said something about Obama. The slip? I said Osama. Picture my gorgeous, bearded face red.
Either that, or when I was 14 or 15, I jokingly said I wanted to be a hobo when I grew up. Rather, I meant to say hobo. I actually said "homo".
Goliath Uterus
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I'm not kidding Crockers!!!!
Goliath Uterus
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There you are, you bastard. How's it going bud?
DirtyJosé
Best angle of all: retirement
Hmmm...
I can't think of any of my own at the moment, but I witnessed a great one a few years back.
I was visiting my then GF, who was working nights at a gelato shop in the Castro District of San Francisco. A plain looking white guy and his rather smoking hot looking date come in, looking nice and happy; quite joyous. The girl orders the Amaretto or something like that. He goes to order the "Madagascar Vanilla", and instead asked for the "Madagascar Vagina".
Ouch.
I can't think of any of my own at the moment, but I witnessed a great one a few years back.
I was visiting my then GF, who was working nights at a gelato shop in the Castro District of San Francisco. A plain looking white guy and his rather smoking hot looking date come in, looking nice and happy; quite joyous. The girl orders the Amaretto or something like that. He goes to order the "Madagascar Vanilla", and instead asked for the "Madagascar Vagina".
Ouch.
Goliath Uterus
Getting Noticed By Management
Purrty good, sore (like I say every night) but good. Pretty uneventful day, just worked out, got a Nas CD, ate some chinese food, and watched South Park, howbouts you?
Goliath Uterus
Getting Noticed By Management
I too would like a Madagascar Vagina.
DirtyJosé
Best angle of all: retirement
I suggest you pick up a copy of National Geographic from the library then.
Worked a bit, my friends dad owns a construction company and let's us work there to earn some spare cash. Speaking of Madagascar Vagina, back in elementary school we had a class party... Teacher asked what flavor of tang would you like... Well thanks to The Rock I said poontang.
The Dewbliners
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That is a good one, Jose. Please tell me you showed that guy respect?
Oh, did I mention, in my second one, I was at school. I think it was Algebra class. The teacher was gay....
Oh, did I mention, in my second one, I was at school. I think it was Algebra class. The teacher was gay....
Goliath Uterus
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Mmmmm, Tropical vag.
Goliath Uterus
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DirtyJosé
Best angle of all: retirement
Plenty of it. I tried not to laugh too hard. I suppose things worked out for him; she found it pretty funny to. Could have gone much worse for him.
How did your teacher take to your claimed aspirations?
Goliath Uterus
Getting Noticed By Management
Thank god, they prolly would have made you stop watching wrestling.
Goliath Uterus
Getting Noticed By Management
My parents tried to make me stop watch wrestling, it didn't work.
Why?!?!
Goliath Uterus
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Eh, a few fights, me being a goof off at school. It didn't last long though, even as a 2nd grader (or whatever grade it was) I was pretty damn stubborn.
The Dewbliners
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Sent me to the "Dean of Boys". I was at a Catholic School, having been expelled from public for walking into the building wearing jeans adorned with a Navajo symbol resembling the Swastika. I was later readmitted when I was able to explain to the board what the sign meant. Didn't help that I was running with a crew of known White Supremacists. Anyway, the dean told me to apologize to the teacher, and assigned me as a temporary altar boy during the next three weeks mass.
