The Online Late at Night Thread

[The Crock]

Hello Dewey. The Forums are fucked up AGAIN. It's pissing me off.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Hello Dewey. The Forums are fucked up AGAIN. It's pissing me off.

It is quite annoying, I thought my computer was fucking up there for a second.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

The Forums are fucked up AGAIN. It's pissing me off.

Yeah thats been gettin to me too. I made a really good non spam post and it got erased.......... well not really but i wanted to appear like i contributed to something for a moment.

 

[The Crock]

I wish I could stick my foot up this forums ass... because I would.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Yeah, they fucked up on me earlier, saying it was an invalid thread. So I just went and discarded my mattress and box springs, then watched Religulous (sp?), and came back. Now they're workin' just fine.

Side note, I just found some test results from when I was in middle school, that my Daddy had hidden from me, apparently to "protect" me, that basically said I'm borderline genius. I don't know whether to be pissed, or happy.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Why the fuck did he hide it from you?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

How is that protecting you? But congradulations on being a borderline genius.

 

[The Crock]

My parents pretty much paraded mine around. I was a good student. They made me take an IQ test last year, at the beginning of senior year, I got 135... which is Mensa Level... I got a packet from them and never filled it out. Why the fuck would I join Mensa?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

All the tests i ever took made it seem like i just got lucky by filling my name out right

 

[The Crock]

[YOUTUBE]gpL0xVIYbnU[/YOUTUBE]
Love this song.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Awww, damnit all! That post got fucking deleted?!

Anyway, I called his ass, and he said he didn't tell me, because he thought the other kids would have harrassed me. I guess he forgot for a second that this took place in the FUCKING NINETIES, and thought my classmates were douchebags like him and the kids he went to school with.

My rebuttal, was a resounding "Fuck YOU, Dad! Had I known this, I would have applied myself a bit more, and gone to university!" Seriously, I blame him for the fact that I have a shit job, with very few applicable skills outside of broadcasting, which there is no call for in my area.

 

[The Crock]

I'd be really pissed Dewey. I'd flip out.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

[YOUTUBE]gpL0xVIYbnU[/YOUTUBE]
Love this song.

As do I, that whole fucking CD is just epic. In fact, every Wu Tang CD ever made has been epic.

Awww, damnit all! That post got fucking deleted?!

Anyway, I called his ass, and he said he didn't tell me, because he thought the other kids would have harrassed me. I guess he forgot for a second that this took place in the FUCKING NINETIES, and thought my classmates were douchebags like him and the kids he went to school with.

My rebuttal, was a resounding "Fuck YOU, Dad! Had I known this, I would have applied myself a bit more, and gone to university!" Seriously, I blame him for the fact that I have a shit job, with very few applicable skills outside of broadcasting, which there is no call for in my area.

My dad is an asshole as well.

 

[The Dewbliners]

My parents pretty much paraded mine around. I was a good student. They made me take an IQ test last year, at the beginning of senior year, I got 135... which is Mensa Level... I got a packet from them and never filled it out. Why the fuck would I join Mensa?

MENSA is such a fucking clap trap, it's not even funny. They only accept geniuses, but those same people are ignorant enough to pay money, just so they can have a card proclaiming them as geniuses. If your IQ is that high, shouldn't you just be able to say that? It's not like you get discounts on your quantom physics II text books in college. You don't receive a discount for that card at the store. WHERE IS THE FUCKING PERK OF THAT MEMBERSHIP?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

True story, I know all the words to every song on 36 Chambers.

 

[The Crock]

[YOUTUBE]rbojKEmK9Lk[/YOUTUBE]

Most underrated Wu Tang song ever, off possibly the most underrated album of all time, Iron Flag.

 

[The Crock]

True story, I know all the words to every song on 36 Chambers.

You're not alone. I know every single word to every song of theirs... I've been loyally listening for 11 years.

 

[The Crock]

MENSA is such a fucking clap trap, it's not even funny. They only accept geniuses, but those same people are ignorant enough to pay money, just so they can have a card proclaiming them as geniuses. If your IQ is that high, shouldn't you just be able to say that? It's not like you get discounts on your quantom physics II text books in college. You don't receive a discount for that card at the store. WHERE IS THE FUCKING PERK OF THAT MEMBERSHIP?

Dude I know. I'm happy I don't have to pay for my school books... that would suck.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I like you more and more every day, Crock. What other rappers do you like?

 

[The Dewbliners]

Even truer story: I haven't the foggiest fucking idea of what you two are on about right now. I'm assuming some hip-hop music, with the blam-blam (or whatever you kids are calling it these days), running around your arcade parlors, eating of the pizza pie?

 

[J-Dogg]

Yo forget Wu-Tang, a girl im startingto like, said i have a nice voice and that she misses it.

 

[The Crock]

Big L, Gang Starr, Canibus, Onyx, Nas, and some Jay-Z.

 

[The Crock]

dont forget their damn yo-yos, stickball, and all that other tomfoolery children are up to these days.

The Unicycle is all the rage with the teenagers.

 

[J-Dogg]

This forum is fucking up.

 

[The Crock]

Even truer story: I haven't the foggiest fucking idea of what you two are on about right now. I'm assuming some hip-hop music, with the blam-blam (or whatever you kids are calling it these days), running around your arcade parlors, eating of the pizza pie?

Yeah, it's a rap group... Wu Tang. They're amazing. What kind of music do you listen to Dewey?