The Online Late at Night Thread

[Serious Jones]

Been lurking the cage for a few hours. Wild and crazy start to the weekend for me.

 

[The Crock]

Saw that man, appreciate it. I got so many stories, I don't remember them all.

I do remember running into a bunch of crackheads at a gas station at 3 am asking if I knew where to find any crack and when I said no they called me a fucking crackhead and drove off. Mind you they were just in the gas station buying paint supplies at 3 am.

Now that is some epic shit. I was with my friends last weekend, we got a pack of condoms... Stretched 'em out... Filled 'em with a bit of mayo and put it on peoples windows. The reactions were priceless.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Jahahaahaahahahahahahahha...
Was it Danny DeVito?

Nah, his name was Tony. At least that's what the sign said.

The worst part is I was unsure and went back in to have him do it a second time.

 

[Ty Burna]

I've almost had to lay the smackdown on a crackhead a few times, turrible, turrible drug, turns you into a fucking idiot.

That was a weed + tranquilizer in a cone blunt night. Stopped for munchies and we crashed at my friend's uncle's house (we went to a metal show that night). His uncle is fucking loaded and had 6 remotes in the basement. It took us 40 minutes to figure out how the fuck to turn the TV on.

 

[The Crock]

Mmmmhhmm, tonight was some Brian Pillman, and some Benoit. Canada night.

I loved Brian Pillman, I'll never forget him. Amazing wrestler.

 

[Ty Burna]

Gentlemen, I am off to bed. It's been a pleasure conversing with y'all, but I've been up since 7 am and my mind demands I enter the fucked up realm known as my dreams. Have a good night, peace.

 

[The Crock]

Good night Ty.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Been lurking the cage for a few hours. Wild and crazy start to the weekend for me.

It's quite the adrenilane rush.

Now that is some epic shit. I was with my friends last weekend, we got a pack of condoms... Stretched 'em out... Filled 'em with a bit of mayo and put it on peoples windows. The reactions were priceless.

That's hillarious, how did you catch their reactions?

Nah, his name was Tony. At least that's what the sign said.

The worst part is I was unsure and went back in to have him do it a second time.

You're an odd fellow, Charlie.

That was a weed + tranquilizer in a cone blunt night. Stopped for munchies and we crashed at my friend's uncle's house (we went to a metal show that night). His uncle is fucking loaded and had 6 remotes in the basement. It took us 40 minutes to figure out how the fuck to turn the TV on.

Good, I hate the 1000000 remote systems, shit's confusing as hell.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I loved Brian Pillman, I'll never forget him. Amazing wrestler.

Agreed sir.

Gentlemen, I am off to bed. It's been a pleasure conversing with y'all, but I've been up since 7 am and my mind demands I enter the fucked up realm known as my dreams. Have a good night, peace.

G'night man.

 

[The Crock]

I would put the condom on the window, then knock on the door and leave a note that said look at the window, they'd flip out, all the while my friends I chilled across the street watching.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

You're an odd fellow, Charlie.

I was getting a suit tailored, you sick fuck. What were YOU thinking?

Anyway THE AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE MOVIE IS ON RIGHT NOW

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I would put the condom on the window, then knock on the door and leave a note that said look at the window, they'd flip out, all the while my friends I chilled across the street watching.

That's classic, in first grade I feel on a condom playing football, it stuck to my sweater..... And then picked it up and said "It's a baloon!!" Got my first sex-ed lesson that day.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I was getting a suit tailored, you sick fuck. What were YOU thinking?

Horrible, disgusting things.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

That's classic, in first grade I feel on a condom playing football, it stuck to my sweater..... And then picked it up and said "It's a baloon!!" Got my first sex-ed lesson that day.

DID YOU TRY AND BLOW IT UP

 

[The Crock]

I saw my friends sister naked in 7th grade, she was a high school senior, she didn't care. Then 2 years later while playing truth or dare we made out... AWESOME. She was a college chick... And I was a 9th grader.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE!

 

[Goliath Uterus]

DID YOU TRY AND BLOW IT UP

Thankfully not, the though occured but before the moment I picked it up my after school program teacher shrieked "DROP THAT!!" and immediatley told me to wash my fucking hands, I was scared as shit.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I saw my friends sister naked in 7th grade, she was a high school senior, she didn't care. Then 2 years later while playing truth or dare we made out... AWESOME. She was a college chick... And I was a 9th grader.

That is a shoo in for a

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moment.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Thankfully not, the though occured but before the moment I picked it up my after school program teacher shrieked "DROP THAT!!" and immediatley told me to wash my fucking hands, I was scared as shit.

THAT BALLOON IS FULL OF SIN

ANTHRAX AND SIN

 

[The Crock]

It was nice hahaha. I'm used to that stuff now though, once you have sex it's all pretty bland haha.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

It was nice hahaha. I'm used to that stuff now though, once you have sex it's all pretty bland haha.

Girls are so prude ay my age these days

 

[The Crock]

Go for an older one... Then fuck her brains out. College chicks are the easiest/wildest.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Lol good idea Crock, anywaaaaay I'm going to sleep g'night fellas.

 

[The Crock]

Goooooood night

 

[Vash21]

Anyone else up?