The Online Late at Night Thread

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Fuck, you both live in Houston, get together and party!

 

[Uncle Phatso]

From what I hear, it's not that difficult to get accepted in to Ohio's state university system. Their standards are pretty low.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Yeah because you need at least a 3.5 gpa to get into the offshoot programs they have. I looked into one that had a culinary program.

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

My friend got accepted to Youngstown St. with a 2.7.

 

[Hawkeye]

I don't like rollin one deep, and my boys they're not party material. All I really wanna do is dance 'till dawn...

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

All I really wanna do is dance 'till dawn...

Fuck chicks, you just want to dance?

 

[Hawkeye]

I dance better than girls. I pop,shake and move with the best of them. It's one of many factors that lead people to assume I'm gay.

 

[The Crock]

A kid's mom came in during a party and pulled him out. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

There's a YouTube video of me performing an Ok Go dance for Greek Week with my fraternity. We did a damn good job, I must say. Got laid that night, too.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Proof lol?

 

[JGlass]

A kid's mom came in during a party and pulled him out. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Did you pee in her butt?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I also don't have much access to a car these days, so getting around is a fucking chore. The last time I went out, and this was alone because the last time I've hungout with friends I can't even remember, was for a concert and that was two months ago. Thankfully go out on a date once a week or my head would have exploded by now.

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

I don't give a shit.

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[Hawkeye]

I feel like a puppet, prancing around with strings being tugged by all these notions of right and wrong.Like I'm caged by my own fear of something bad happening.

 

[Hawkeye]

I don't give a shit.

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See,I would totally be down for that stuff, but all of the bad things I've heard about hazing and whatnot make me shy away from joining up :/

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

See,I would totally be down for that stuff, but all of the bad things I've heard about hazing and whatnot make me shy away from joining up :/

Not that bad at UH. Went to a frat party there once and it was pretty fucking chill.

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

See,I would totally be down for that stuff, but all of the bad things I've heard about hazing and whatnot make me shy away from joining up :/

It's not all that bad, dude. I actually found my hazing funny.

 

[Hawkeye]

I know, I'm just scared. I'm afraid of basically everything.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Now that sig just seems depressing.

 

[Hawkeye]

Now that sig just seems depressing.

Story of my life,brah.

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Dude, it's seriously not that bad.

I'll tell you this; if any fraternity tries to make you do shit where you're naked or touching another dude's junk or shit, fuck them. Walk away.

We are a huge national fraternity and we would NEVER do that. Ours was all mental and some physical stuff; push-ups, running, etc...

 

[The Crock]

Did you pee in her butt?

Obviously.

 

[Hawkeye]

I'm off tomorrow and I work and early shift on Friday. I should do something right?

 

[DirtyJosé]

Yes.

 

[JGlass]

Dance your ass off.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I'm also off tomorrow. Hint.