The Online Late at Night Thread

[The Crock]

In other news, the cortisone shot in my shoulder worked wonders, and in a month I should be back in prime football form. I might try to walk on here at Utah as a Quarterback.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

depnds on what you mean by MCRmy

 

[therockiswwf]

My arm just hurts, nothing major. My brother is another story. A doctor took his case to a doctor conference with a bunch a doctors to figure out how to fix him. Their solution, uhhhhh he is fucked. Bad arms and shoulders and back.

But dude trust me, don't go into the army. I know a few friends whose dads havent come back. My grandpa was a war hero in Scotland. Notice the in Scotland part.

 

[JGlass]

That would be pretty sweet. How is your shoulder doing?

 

[The Crock]

That would be pretty sweet. How is your shoulder doing?

Miles better. It doesn't hurt when I throw anymore. Still stings a bit when I'm going for a huge bomb (60 yards+), but that should go away with time.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

But dude trust me, don't go into the army. I know a few friends whose dads havent come back. My grandpa was a war hero in Scotland. Notice the in Scotland part.

Dude, what part of I've had a member in my family since the cival war Didn't you hear? My grandfather was a war hero in WW2, he was apart of the cleanup and recovery operation after Peral Harbor. My dad was one of the first men to touch foot in Vietnam with an M60 machine gun. My grandfathers great uncle Died in Word war one. I've had friends who have lost brothers and family members in the war on terror, Tust me I know what the real Army is like. That being said, I will still go into the army. I know that I can die, I know that people will miss me, but the honor and life that it can give you is just to much to pass up.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

ANNNNND On that note, No more bullshitting like that. Lets get some real bullshitting going on here!

 

[Serious Jones]

There's another stupid Benoit/HOF thread in the prison. Is it cliche at this point to just spam it with gifs? I don't want to justify it with an actual response.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

I'd do it

 

[JGlass]

60+ yards? Holy shit.

 

[therockiswwf]

All right. This thread is to sad, we need more fingers buttholes.

 

[The Crock]

60+ yards? Holy shit.

That's a running BOMB. Fairly standard procedure for any High School QB.

 

[The Crock]

Also, I just realized Spring practices started today, so I can't walk on this year.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

All right. This thread is to sad, we need more fingers buttholes.

And another one from the goldmine we call you, quoted and Sigged.

 

[Hawkeye]

In other news, the cortisone shot in my shoulder worked wonders, and in a month I should be back in prime football form. I might try to walk on here at Utah as a Quarterback.

LOLfootball. All you army boys good luck to ya. I'm too pretty for the army, I would be complaining from start to finish. I've always felt like my purpose in life is to entertain people, without that, I am nothing.

 

[The Crock]

Hey now, Rox. It's what I enjoy doing.

 

[therockiswwf]

Enjoy doing what?

 

[The Crock]

Football, numbnuts.

 

[therockiswwf]

mmmmmmm nuts

 

[therockiswwf]

Although acorns are better

 

[Hawkeye]

I used to get asked all the time why I never played football. I knew I would be at home on the offensive line but I just never really got into it.

 

[The Crock]

I played my whole life. Started at 5. My dad was a high school QB/practice squader at Utah State, so he taught me a lot. I loved the game from the day I was born.

Also, you're not big enough for O-Line. I saw your picture, no way.

 

[therockiswwf]

I got asked why I dont play football once. I said I would rather leave my ass unkicked. I stick to soccer and I have never ever flopped, ever.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Can't...... Stop...... Myself...... From....... Sigging his..... Nuts comment...... Must fight it.....

 

[Hawkeye]

I played my whole life. Started at 5. My dad was a high school QB/practice squader at Utah State, so he taught me a lot. I loved the game from the day I was born.

Also, you're not big enough for O-Line. I saw your picture, no way.

Well, I was bigger in the 10th grade. 50lbs bigger. Ah, memories...

I am a shorty tho haha