The NJexus vacation in OBX LD

[George Steele's Barber]

I'm interested in the logic behind this markup. Do I get marked up as well?

GSB is fast becoming my choice for spam poster of the year.

Not as significantly. Your markup is based on amount of alcohol they have consumed a lot more than distance they have travelled.

Thanks for the compliment.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Yes. Butt-sex.

What other kinds could you be having? I really hope you two haven't been experimenting with anything else.

GSB is fast becoming my choice for spam poster of the year.

He deserved it just as much last year. But not as much as he did rookie of the year, which should have been a blowout. I wish there was someone as deserving this year.

 

[Milkyway!]

Drop by Tennessee, and pick me up

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Come on, OP. Where's the sauce!?

 

[JGlass]

We have arrived. Unfortunately our house isn't ready, so we're getting breakfast. IC ordered the steak and eggs and eggs and steak. D-Man is surprisingly chatty despite the fact that he slept for maybe 30 minutes within the past 28 hours. I slept like 4 hours on the way down. All in all it was a good trip.

 

[D-Man]

It's 9:43am and we have begun drinking.

 

[Барбоса]

What did you waste those first three hours of daylight on?

 

[Milkyway!]

Update from Milkyway. All in all my trip was shit.They didn't swing by Tennessee. I'm still alone. Restless. Alone. Sad. *****.

 

[Coco]

What did you waste those first three hours of daylight on?

Hilariously struggling to open a bottle.

 

[nightmare]

This trip might turn out to be like Tropic Thunder. Panda Hats, people running around in their underwear, some white guy pretending to be black pretending to be asian and some sort of explosion.

 

[klunderbunker]

Four guys from near New York go to the country?

Sounds like.......

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[JGlass]

We're in a bar now while we wait for our house to be set up. The bartender is Bulgarian, pretty cute, and she's cool. I asked her for her specialty and she made me a Sex on the Beach. It was fucking delightful.

 

[Барбоса]

I used to love Sex on the Beach, until the night I had 22 of them in 2 hours.

I was irregular for about a week.

 

[JGlass]

That's gotta be a record!

 

[Барбоса]

Last thing I remember that night before waking up at home was downing a pint of the stuff.

It was an unpleasant feeling.

 

[nightmare]

Have you guys been kidnapped by ass raping country folk yet? Do you need assistance? Should we assemble a search party with torches and pitchforks?



If not then I fully expect this list to be completed by the end of the evening:

1. Draw a penis in sharpie marker on the face of DMan. Pictures required for proof.
2. Trap, kill and roast a wild animal or fish.
3. Build a massive fire somewhere and ask people if they want to join you in offering a sacrifice to the Dragon Gods.
4. Find someone with an acoustic guitar and smash it over their head like Jeff Jarrett.
5. Drink. Puke, and then drink some more.
6. Make a NJexus flag and claim your territory. Defend against local assholes and bears.
7. Randomly chop someone Ric Flair style. Local store clerks get 5 points. 10 points if they have no teeth.

 

[justinsayne]

6. Make a NJexus flag and claim your territory. Defend against local assholes and bears.

Honestly, I'm kinda surprised this hasn't happened already, I mean they did make t-shirts after all

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Have you guys been kidnapped by ass raping country folk yet? Do you need assistance? Should we assemble a search party with torches and pitchforks?

If not then I fully expect this list to be completed by the end of the evening:

1. Cut a hole in a box
2. Put your junk in that box.
3. Make her open the box.
And that's the way you do it.

Fixed.

 

[nightmare]

Its not a birthday, christmas, or other gift giving holiday HGR. If it was then of course that would be the only acceptable answer.


BTW, Dick in a Box might have been the best thing Timberlake has ever been in. Although you could extend that list to include Southland Tales and of course Britney Spears....

 

[justinsayne]

LOL Southland Tales was such a shitty movie

 

[nightmare]

LOL Southland Tales was such a shitty movie

It was terrible and yet great at the same time. I thought the idea had merit, but after watching it I just kept asking myself "What the hell was that?" It might have been better if not kinda jumbled and filled with so many random celebs. I just thought the part where Timberlake did that song was great, and The Rock was so out of place in the role, it was amusing.

 

[JGlass]

Southland Tales was unmitigated shit.

We're in the house now and I just took a blissful 2 hour nap. I pretty much worked off my buzz that was gifted to me by Maria by carrying about a million pieces of luggage into the house.

Maybe I'll post some pictures of the lovely house later. Probably not, though.

 

[nightmare]

Where the hell are the pics of the hot bartender?

 

[JGlass]

I didn't take any. I was waiting in the lady's bathroom with my camera, but she never came into take a leak. I'm pretty sure she was some sort of robot programmed for being a kickass bartender.

I had a great chance to draw a penis on either IC or D-Man's face as they both passed out on the couch while we were watching Iron Man 2. I decided to forgo drawing on them for a variety of reasons, but the opportunity was there.

The past 24 hours have been very interesting, in part because we probably spent about half of that time in the car. It's nice to be here in OBX, but it's just starting to kick in that we're on vacation. Our trip to the bar was very nice, but I'm expecting some real partying to kickoff tomorrow.

 

[nightmare]

I didn't take any. I was waiting in the lady's bathroom with my camera, but she never came into take a leak. I'm pretty sure she was some sort of robot programmed for being a kickass bartender.

I had a great chance to draw a penis on either IC or D-Man's face as they both passed out on the couch while we were watching Iron Man 2. I decided to forgo drawing on them for a variety of reasons, but the opportunity was there.

The past 24 hours have been very interesting, in part because we probably spent about half of that time in the car. It's nice to be here in OBX, but it's just starting to kick in that we're on vacation. Our trip to the bar was very nice, but I'm expecting some real partying to kickoff tomorrow.

You would have made Borat proud. Travelling to city to watch ladies make a toilet. Great success!

I am sad you didnt take the chance to draw a cock on the faces of your friends. Although they are likely grateful to not spend the rest of the vacation with a black cock on their face.

Im not sure what its like in OBX, but if you find yourself in danger- do you have some sort of NJexus Bat Signal set up? Maybe a secret ring that lets Norcal know you all are in danger? What if DMan gets stuck in a tree? Or if you and IC get kidnapped by a gang of thugs hyped up on whiskey and PCP?