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WZCW has come to terms with the loss of a few of it's stars today, WZCW.com understands.

We have been told that due to random weapons searches at the arena for Ascension and Meltdown this week, Obsidious was caught with many items of official WZCW paraphernalia concealed within the deep recesses of his anus. No one expected this but as he stepped through the sensor, it went off. Official were stunned to find a WZCW imitation heavyweight Championship belt, a large foam hand, a pack of cigarettes from Blade's locker, and a hoist from one of the stage sets. No one would have considered him a thief beforehand and this comes as a shock to everyone.

In other news, WZCW has also released Rafael De La Noche and Kyle Christiansen, who were spotted alongside Obsidious and Marcus Chambers in the sewers of New York City after a lengthy search by police. It is assumed that Rafael was the ring-leader as all four men were found painting themselves green with cardboard boxes tied to their backs and found screaming at a kidnapped fan "Where's Shredder!?" Police think that Rafael could not fight the urge to become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle any more and took on the role of his name sake.


WZCW has also released Milenko/Corey Bowen and Sanna, whom, I cannot be bothered coming up with a funny excuse for...
 
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