So, whilst I was lurking on Facebook, I came across an article that ripped into Wal*Mart and gave consumer tips for people who wanted to buy or retunr things. Now, I know that I don't work for Wal*Mart (Or however it is spelled) but I do work for a retail chain where I am a tech manager. It is a job I have worked towards since coming out of school and although I have good grades and went to university, this was a good paying job that I could take until my police application is put through.
Unfortunately, the police service up here is not hiring at the moment due to budget cuts. That's fine because I actually like my job. However, I thought it would be fun to share with you some of the stories I have come across during my time as a retail worker.
Some of you might have done a similar job and it would be fun to hear from you as well.
Now, the first story is an oddly humorous tale from a couple of weeks back. When an older gentleman approached me for some help, I knew that he would be a strange one. His clothes were too small for him and he really reeked of piss. Upon my asking what he was looking for, he replied with a very swift PORN!. Now, I am not one to be taken aback often but this caught me off guard. Upon getting down to the logistics of this, he told me that he wanted a box for his TV that had all the dirty channels included. I set him up with a box and he went home happy to become a lot happier.
Around a week later, he came back into the store whilst I wasnt in and demanded to speak with me. Apparently, his wife had found out about said channels and he wasnt happy with me at all. He came in the next day and I talked to him for a while. It turns out that he had told his wife that I had recommended that he watch some porn because he was old and wouldnt get some from his wife. Needless to note, I didnt say that. It was just his cover story because she had found out about the channels.
Pretty funny stuff anyway. I have more but I will spread them out over the course of time. Ill also update you with any others that I get during my upcoming shifts.
Unfortunately, the police service up here is not hiring at the moment due to budget cuts. That's fine because I actually like my job. However, I thought it would be fun to share with you some of the stories I have come across during my time as a retail worker.
Some of you might have done a similar job and it would be fun to hear from you as well.
Now, the first story is an oddly humorous tale from a couple of weeks back. When an older gentleman approached me for some help, I knew that he would be a strange one. His clothes were too small for him and he really reeked of piss. Upon my asking what he was looking for, he replied with a very swift PORN!. Now, I am not one to be taken aback often but this caught me off guard. Upon getting down to the logistics of this, he told me that he wanted a box for his TV that had all the dirty channels included. I set him up with a box and he went home happy to become a lot happier.
Around a week later, he came back into the store whilst I wasnt in and demanded to speak with me. Apparently, his wife had found out about said channels and he wasnt happy with me at all. He came in the next day and I talked to him for a while. It turns out that he had told his wife that I had recommended that he watch some porn because he was old and wouldnt get some from his wife. Needless to note, I didnt say that. It was just his cover story because she had found out about the channels.
Pretty funny stuff anyway. I have more but I will spread them out over the course of time. Ill also update you with any others that I get during my upcoming shifts.