The "Let's make Uncle Jonny" feel better thread

[Slyfox696]

It seems to me that Jonny is having a rather rough day. He's had to crack down on some discipline issues, he doesn't seem very happy, and he has a cold, which might have an impact on his upcoming weekend.

So, let's all come together, for the good of our administrator, and try to cheer him up.

For example, I have a joke for you. Why shouldn't you tell jokes while ice skating?

 

[Jonny B]

I think this gimmick has run it's course... your actually freaking me out now.

 

[Slyfox696]

I think this gimmick has run it's course... your actually freaking me out now.

I'm just trying sincerely be nice.

I don't think there is anything wrong with that, is there?

 

[HBK-aholic]

I love new Sly.

 

[Jonny B]

I'm just trying sincerely be nice.

I don't think there is anything wrong with that, is there?

If it were genuine it would be nice.

 

[justinsayne]

I'm just trying sincerely be nice.

I don't think there is anything wrong with that, is there?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!!!!

 

[Slyfox696]

If it were genuine it would be nice.

I'm not incapable of compassion and sympathy.

 

[justinsayne]

I love new Sly.

Please don't tell me you're buying in to this shit

 

[Jonny B]

I'm not incapable of compassion and sympathy.

Funny, since you tried to bait me by mocking me for contemplating suicide.

 

[Slyfox696]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Whatever is the matter, kind sir?

Please don't tell me you're buying in to this shit

I am not selling anything. I'm merely trying to reform.

Isn't that what you have always wanted from me?

Bryan Danielson rulez!

 

[C.M.]

Please don't tell me you're buying in to this shit

I'm not buying it

 

[Slyfox696]

Funny, since you tried to bait me by mocking me for contemplating suicide.

That was the old Slyfox. He's gone now. Out of his ashes has risen the phoenix that is the warm and kind Sly.

 

[Slyfox696]

I'm not buying it

I always thought you as one of my friend C.M. I thought if anyone would support me on this new direction in my life, you would be the first to offer your shoulder.

 

[X]

Sly is clearly now a heel. Don't trust him.

 

[C.M.]

I always thought you as one of my friend C.M. I thought if anyone would support me on this new direction in my life, you would be the first to offer your shoulder.

I didn't know this forum was your life
You & Coco have something in common, he also said this forum was his life

 

[Jonny B]

Sly is clearly now a heel. Don't trust him.

So... he was a Face before? Worst. Face. Ever.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I didn't know this forum was your life

Oh it is, just ask Konnan...

I wasnt aware of the comedy I had been missing until I read through those threads last night...

 

[Slyfox696]

Sly is clearly now a heel. Don't trust him.

While I certainly respect your opinion, I just wish to say that, with all due respect, I'm afraid you might be mistaken.

I didn't know this forum was your life
You & Coco have something in common, he also said this forum was his life

LOL!

Well, I suppose you got me there. I guess what I should have said "this new direction in my forum life".

Very astute observation!

 

[Slyfox696]

So... he was a Face before? Worst. Face. Ever.

To be fair, John Cena IS my favorite wrestler today.

So, take that as you will lol.

 

[Jonny B]

Did... Did.... Sly just make a joke at the expense of the shittyness that is John Cena?

 

[Slyfox696]

Did... Did.... Sly just make a joke at the expense of the shittyness that is John Cena?

LOL!

I just recognize that Cena isn't liked by everyone. While I personally find him very interesting, I can certainly see why others would not.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

LOL!

I just recognize that Cena isn't liked by everyone. While I personally find him very interesting, I can certainly see why others would not.

well now we know for sure that he is faking it LOL

 

[Uncle Sam]

I love new Sly.

Shawn Michaels is trying to escape from your sig. You should know.

 

[C.M.]

well now we know for sure that he is faking it LOL

Was there any doubt he was faking it?

 

[justinsayne]

Was there any doubt he was faking it?

The answer to that would be a big fat NOPE