The King of the Cage

[WHAT?]

I have appointed myself as King of the Cage.

I AM KING. This is the cage. I came here expecting a bloodbath and shit talking.
I will fuck off when I log off.

As my subjects I expect you to leave loving remarks in this thread.

-King Wildhogz

 

[The Dewbliners]

Jesus titty-fucking Christ. This is gonna end well....

 

[#hamler]

17 posts and you're already declaring yourself the king of the cage. Very ballsy.

 

[#hamler]

But stupid.

 

[WHAT?]

Well I was born into royalty.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

MTFO!!!

 

[J-Dogg]

Someone will be e-killed.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Thanks for marking for me, tsnugs. I appreciate it, but this thread isn't 'bout me...

 

[WHAT?]

My subjects are turning..... Why is this?

 

[Stickstar 16]

Probably because you touch yourself at night.

 

[WHAT?]

Probably because you touch yourself at night.

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

 

[#hamler]

You're too new to even be a peasant to the cage let alone the king of her.

 

[WHAT?]

You're too new to even be a peasant to the cage let alone the king of her.

I am the King. Argue all you want but I am still King.
This my take a while to get use to, but in the end you will see it's for the best.

 

[WHAT?]

Jesus titty-fucking Christ. This is gonna end well....

My FAVORITE subject. Join me in being my enforcer, my white knight. Help me lead these WZ crusades.

 

[#hamler]

Help me lead these WZ crusades.

 

[WHAT?]

cute.

 

[#hamler]

I know. I did it just for you.

 

[WHAT?]

I know. I did it just for you.

 

[#hamler]

I did need my lower back massaged. But from a king? I'm honored

 

[WHAT?]

kiss my hand, knave.

 

[WHAT?]

Your King is retiring for the night. Same place same time tomorrow for more love.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

....that's actually pretty fucking hilarious.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm going to give you a 3 minute head start. Then I'm going to hunt you down like a dog.

Ready

Set

Go.

 

[Hazardous]

Didn't Jenks once call himself this?

 

[WHAT?]

I'm going to give you a 3 minute head start. Then I'm going to hunt you down like a dog.

Ready

Set

Go.

Ah, a Hall of Famer.... I would like you to join my court.