Little Jerry Lawler
Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids
This should be fun.
Except when he hasn't.
I've seen tons of wrestler limited more than Khali is. I think we need to have a talk on our definitions of "limited".
He sells quite well for a big guy. Wrong.
Let me explain myself more clearly so even you can understand. The guy is over 7 feet tall and over 400 fucking pounds. Do you want him to move like Mysterio? Answer me that. If you were his size and weight, do you think you would be Usain Bolt in the ring?
He's a power guy so he doesn't need to deviate from that. I just hope one day that Khali would knock on your door and use one of his chops on your head so you can see how it felt because I imagine it wouldn't be pleasant. He uses what works and it worked pretty damn good.
So what if he can't talk. Is talking a requirement now? I don't think I remember Yokozuna ever talking that much. Khali doesn't need to talk. Batista didn't even talk that much and he was one of the top superstars. Asinine statement.
I can think of plenty of undeserved title reigns by guys like Jericho, HBK, HHH, Rock, and the list goes on and on. Come up with something better.
Khali has always sucked in the ring,
Except when he hasn't.
I have very rarely seen a wrestler in WWE as limited as he is
I've seen tons of wrestler limited more than Khali is. I think we need to have a talk on our definitions of "limited".
he can't sell
He sells quite well for a big guy. Wrong.
can't move
Let me explain myself more clearly so even you can understand. The guy is over 7 feet tall and over 400 fucking pounds. Do you want him to move like Mysterio? Answer me that. If you were his size and weight, do you think you would be Usain Bolt in the ring?
can barely perform any moves
He's a power guy so he doesn't need to deviate from that. I just hope one day that Khali would knock on your door and use one of his chops on your head so you can see how it felt because I imagine it wouldn't be pleasant. He uses what works and it worked pretty damn good.
and can't talk
So what if he can't talk. Is talking a requirement now? I don't think I remember Yokozuna ever talking that much. Khali doesn't need to talk. Batista didn't even talk that much and he was one of the top superstars. Asinine statement.
I really hope he is leaving because I do not think I have ever been entertained by anything he has ever done in his wrestling career, and the memory of him holding the World Title sickens me, possibly the most undeserved title reign in WWE history.
I can think of plenty of undeserved title reigns by guys like Jericho, HBK, HHH, Rock, and the list goes on and on. Come up with something better.