The Gender Swap Thread

[Shock]

Exactly what it is. Come in here and act like the other gender. Say things you couldn't say as your own gender. Now what's my reason for doing this? Because I was bored. What's my real reason for doing this? Becca's post in the Bitch Wing gave me the idea.

I need to fuck someone soo bad. I want to ram this nice hard cock into their tight little ass until they're screaming.

Any offers?

Either this will be hilarious or epic fail. We'll see which.

 

[CCS]

I would really like some cheetoh's

 

[TheOneBigWill]

So.. am I suppose to act like Becca in general, or any female I've ever known?

 

[Shock]

So.. am I suppose to act like Becca in general, or any female I've ever known?

Any female, Will. Any female.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I can't believe my vagina is bleeding. I feel miserable. Who can I bring down with me. Everyone else's happiness is annoying to me, so I will end it for those around me.

I love him, so I am going to sleep with his friend.

She's so pretty. What a bitch.

You want to put that where?

I hate you. You're so mean. Fuck me.



I think that just about covers it.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I can't believe my vagina is bleeding. I feel miserable. Who can I bring down with me. Everyone else's happiness is annoying to me, so I will end it for those around me.

I love him, so I am going to sleep with his friend.

She's so pretty. What a bitch.

You want to put that where?

I hate you. You're so mean. Fuck me.



I think that just about covers it.

Without a doubt, this is single-handedly the greatest role-reversal post I've seen.. EVER.

I, no doubt, believe a female (likely Becca) will try and duplicate it in a way of revenge.. but this has to be the greatest post of a male trying to understand the female life-style.

 

[FromTheSouth]

It comes from having an older sister who's friends liked to tease me when I was younger and a series of relationships with crazy girls.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

To a girlfriend who likes a guy I once dated: No, I wouldn't feel comfortable with you going out with him. I only went out with him once two years ago and I've had two serious boyfriends since then, but I am still not sure if he's the one.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I don't know why you're buying beer for tomorrow's game. We're going to the bridal fair.

 

[Spunky]

This thread is no use to me.

Either way i'd still be licking pussy.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I am going to bitch about my problems to you for three hours, and if I feel you aren't listening, I won't be in the mood for a week. Furthermore, although I am bitching to you about my problems, I will get extremely pissed if you try to fix them in any way, shape, or form. They are there for a reason: if I didn't have them, I wouldn't be able to hold you hostage for hours at a time, multiple days a week.

 

[Richard]

I'd like to go out tonight, but I have to wash my hair.

Does my butt look big in this?

Oh my god, I just chipped a nail.

 

[Spunky]

Oh, ohhhhhhh it's lovely thank you dear! Prick.

 

[FromTheSouth]

This thread is no use to me.

Either way i'd still be licking pussy.

See, I head all the time that guys would be lesbians if they were girls, however, I am of the belief that if you're gay, you're gay, only difference is the genitals.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I can't believe you looked at another Woman, you're so unbelieveable. Why don't you just go be with her, if you want her than. She's only some ****ty Supermodel that's on a commercial, it's not like they intended for you to stare at her, they're selling beer for goodness sake. WHY AREN'T YOU HOLDING ME! You don't love me, I bet if I was holding a pack of beer in a two piece you'd love me. Don't smile and nod you sexist piece of shit. I love you. Please don't leave me. Go to hell you piece of shit, I never wanna see you again. Wait, I didn't mean it, it's my hormones acting up, you know I say things I don't mean.