We have all gathered today to celebrate the life of one Konnan. He was truly a man's man. He was a highly-regarded scholar and professional wrestling God. Rumours still fly that Hogan learned how to wrestle from Konnan, despite being born in 1964.
There was never a more respected man then Konnan. His peers referred to him as the "Mexican Excellence of Execution".
In his later years, our Konnan met a young Irish lad by the name of xfearbefore. Wild and passionate love ensued, and the glorious night of their wedding was capped off with the news that Slyfox had been horribly scarred and burned by his sadistic brother in the family funeral home.
He is survived by his husband, xfearbefore, and their only child Colamania.
Please pay your respects to the honorable Konnan. He truly was a man.
There was never a more respected man then Konnan. His peers referred to him as the "Mexican Excellence of Execution".
In his later years, our Konnan met a young Irish lad by the name of xfearbefore. Wild and passionate love ensued, and the glorious night of their wedding was capped off with the news that Slyfox had been horribly scarred and burned by his sadistic brother in the family funeral home.
He is survived by his husband, xfearbefore, and their only child Colamania.
Please pay your respects to the honorable Konnan. He truly was a man.