"The Evan Bourne Award" for Getting the Highest

[D-Man]

Crack doesn't count, Jake.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Pretty sure it does.

 

[D-Man]

Crack is wack.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

And moreish.

 

[D-Man]

I can't stop staring at your avatar and wondering how much it is probably the polar opposite of what you look like.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I have less hair, less muscle, I'm not the same colour as a sausage, but I do wear Union Jack pants.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I do wear Union Jack pants.

Me too

 

[Y 2 Jake]

How come female pants are so much cheaper than males ones?

 

[D-Man]

It costs more to add the extra material that holds a man's junk in place.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Not £6 more it don't.

 

[Uncle Sam]

And moreish.

Peep Show.

I wish I owned more novelty pants. I've barely lived.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Don't get them from Debenhams. Expensive and they fade quickly.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The fading problem is sorted if you don't was your pants, Sam.

 

[D-Man]

What about no underwear, because that's me...

 

[Uncle Sam]

And why should I take advice from a man with such poor posture?

 

[HBK-aholic]

La Senza and New Look are the best places for pants. They don't do mens, but I just thought I'd tell you.

 

[D-Man]

I have been partial to Express for Men, Guess, and Metropark lately.

 

[X]

My consumption of illegal narcotics is probably greater than anybody elses on this site.

That's horseradish and you know it sir. Don't forget who sells you your amphetamines Jacob.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

That's horseradish and you know it sir. Don't forget who sells you your amphetamines Jacob.

Dave.