The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

Bernkastel

Reaper of Miracles
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

:lmao:
 
The Stupid thing is that Christian group from Kansas, the WBC, sounds much, much more fucked

although I like # 1
 
Look, its a one person rally

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:lmao:
 
that upside down flag makes me snarl.



too bad for them, when the day comes, they will be the motherfuckers at the FRONT of the line LOL

those people are REAL satanists. No bullshit.
 
I was SO about to make fun of that next.


Trust me Ech. Men have been trying to figure out the answer to THAT wuestion for years :lmao:
 
*Officer, I didn't know she didn't want sex, I though she was giving me the Mating Signal. And how was I supposed to now she was only 16, the girl looked liked she'd been bowled hard periodically*
 

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